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Plus, I'll also have: - comments from some of the participants in Coronation Clash - news on the Tag Teacm Championship bracketing and more... Dust update ~~~~~~~~~~~ But first - you'll remember the envelope I opened at the end of the last Report, containing sparkly grey dust and an enigmatic wanted ad. Well, in the past few days, we've been getting reports of the same sparkly grey dust appearing in wrestlers' dressing rooms. Particularly intrigued is one Billy Shakespeare, who found dust in his travel bag. He was heard only to mutter the words, "What! Has this thing appear'd again tonight?", which I believe, although I'm no expert on literature, is from Hamlet. And to further add fuel to the fire, apparently this mysterious individual has been entered in the 24-man tournament at Coronation Clash. Of course, I'll try and get the low-down on this direct from the IIWF President later on today. Newcomers update ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Another tag team has joined the ranks of the IIWF - a high-impact, high-energy team by the name of the Rising Sun Revolution. Let's take a look at their stats: Rising Sun Revolution ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ HIROSHI "DAIONI" KASAI Weight: 325lbs Height: 6'7" Origin: Osaka, Japan Manager/Valet: None Appearance: Japanese, well built, although not overly muscular. Wears to the ring his ceremoinial Kendo suit including headguard and sword. Wrestling attire consists of loose fitting martial arts trousers, and he usually has his left wrist taped (for no apparent reason) Theme Music: Theme from "Bladerunner" by Vangelis Face/Heel: Face 5 Favorite Moves: - superkick - enziguri - avalanche clothesline. - flying powerslam (looks very impressive, carries his opponent at least 3/4's of the way across the ring.) - tilt-a-whirl backbreaker. Finishing Move: (Individual) Powerdriver (vertical suplex, then dropping his opponent into a piledriver). RYUDO "TATSU" KENJINATA Weight: 245lbs Height: 6'2" Origin: Tokyo, Japan Manager/Valet: None Appearance: Japanese, well toned and good looking. To the ring wears a black Aikido gi, but wrestles in black loose fitting martial arts trousers, similar to his partner's, but with an oriental dragon design down the left leg. Face/Heel: Face 5 Favorite Moves: - superkick - spinning leg lariat - flying elbowsmash - swinging neckbreaker - Dragon Suplex Finishing Move: (Individual) Fisherman's suplex Tag Team Finisher: Naginata Nightmare - Hiroshi lifts the opponent into a side-slam position, and Ryudo drops a legdrop from the top rope across his neck as Hiroshi slams him. Hiroshi makes the cover, while Ryudo deals with any interference. [Handler: Michael Parkinson (b9557804@wlv.ac.uk)] We sent "Soundbite" Steve Roberts to greet these two high-fliers as they arrived in America. Let's go to that footage: [The scene opens in an airport in Los Angeles. IIWF interviewer Steve Roberts is waiting in the lobby for the arrival of the newest tag team in the IIWF, the Rising Sun Revolution.] SR: Hello there! I'm waiting for the arrival of a team who have been dubbed as the most exciting thing to come out of Japan since the Sony Playstation, the tag team known as Rising Sun Revolution. They have definately created a stir in Japan, breaking from the traditional grapple and kick formula preferred over there to become an amazing and unpredictable blend of aerailism and power. However, not much is known about them personally, so we will have to wait and see. [Hiroshi Kasai appears first. He stands out pretty well in the crowd, being around a foot taller than most of the other people in the airport. Roberts waves him over.] SR: So then...[he checks his report]...you must be Hiroshi, right? HK: ? SR: I'm sorry? [Hiroshi says something in Japanese. Steve Roberts seems slightly off-put.] SR: Do you speak English, by any chance? HK: ? [Hiroshi appears to be getting slightly agitated. He spots something, and walks off.] SR: Hiroshi? Where are you.....damn..... this is not exactly going to plan..... [Hiroshi reappears, grinning, with his partner, Ryudo Kenjinata, walking next to him.] SR [now desperate to get on with the interview]: Ryudo? RK [looking up, smiling]: Hey! You must be the guy from the IIWF, right? SR [relieved]: Right! It appears that Hiroshi and I had a slight communication problem..... RK: Yeah, I've been trying to get him to take English lessons for ages now, but he'd much rather prefer to go down the gym instead.... SR: Welcome to to the IIWF and America! RK: It's good to be here! [He translates this for Hiroshi, who breaks into another big smile and says somthing in reply. Ryudo smiles.] Hiroshi says he's happy to be here, and is proud to be a participant in the IIWF and can't wait to go out and kick some butt! SR: We've been hearing a lot about you recently, your success in Japan, your incredible feats of athleticism and such like... RK: We're certainly different, but you'd have to see us in the ring to appreciate it. Sure, we've had a lot of success in Japan, but this is where the top competition is is, and we can't wait to get started! SR: You'll get your chance soon enough. Once again: Welcome to the IIWF, and good luck! [Steve Roberts leads them to the waiting transport. As the scene fades out, we can just hear Ryudo say: "So where's the nearest burger bar, then? I'm starved!"] Another typically fine bit of interviewing by my broadcast colleague, Steve Roberts. Well, sort of. But moving on... Trash Talk ~~~~~~~~~~ With Coronation Clash now mere days away, IIWF superstars are really getting focused on that 24-man tournament. 23 men will leave the IIWF Coliseum empty-handed - but one will leave with the most prized title in all of wrestling. Who's it going to be? First, let's go to prerecorded comments from Brian Lau, and his man Tiger Claw: [Scene opens with Brian Lau standing in a dark room, with the only light being on him and Tiger Claw in the background working on a heavy bag...] Brian: Hello, fans... This is Brian Lau coming to you from the Dojo of Tiger Claw. As you can see, it's late, and all the usuals here have gone home... Except for my man, Tiger Claw... He recently got wind of this World Title tournament, and hasn't stopped training since... I don't think he'll stop for a very long time, either... He can go for hours upon hours... The last time I saw him train like this... Well, perhaps it is better that you don't know... But I'll tell you this... Tiger Claw held gold back in his native Thailand, and he never lost it... He was stripped of it... He wants gold again... And gold he will have, in the form of that IIWF World Title belt. Mark my words... But not now... It's late, and I'm going to bed... [Brian calls over to Tiger Claw, but Tiger Claw ignores him and keeps beating on the heavy bag.] Brian: Fine then, you lock up... Goodnight, folks... [Fade] Casey "Whitebread" Jones also has his sights firmly set on the gold: [Scene is simply a shot of Casey's head and shoulders...] Casey: Hello, folks... Casey here... I'm just here to announce that I am submitting my name into the Tounament for the IIWF World Title... By the looks of it, you youngsters out there need a good role model, and I'm the one to be that role model... When I'm champion, I'll make it my quest to use my new found fame to cross the world and spread the word of all that is good... Honor, Justice, and the American way... It will be tough, but I wouldn't have it any other way... The title wouldn't be worth anything if it were easy to obtain, and I'm going to do my best... Wish me luck, folks!!! [Fade] You might think that titles aren't too important to a man like Deathbringer, but the man from the dark side is going to be tough to beat in this tournament: [SCENE: An empty arena. Everything is dark except a dim light above the ring. Within the ring you can see Deathbringer and the Coroner. The camera closes in] The Coroner: "New league - new luck. I can almost hear your crumbling hopes to never ever see my man again. Did you really think you could escape by coming here to IIWF? Now you have to face your worst nightmare once again. Listen to death himself!" Deathbringer: "I am back and I am in the tournament. I do not know who will be my opponents, but I do not care. I am the king of destruction, I am the master of chaos. I will lead the fools to the gates of Hades. You cannot run, you cannot hide... and you cannot survive. Surrender to your fate... When the night of Coronation Clash is over all your fears will be gone. You will be home and you will hear...." [Deathbringer raises his hands. All turns dark. You hear Deathbringer's entrance music "The Reaper".] Deathbringer: "IIWF... REQUIESCAT IN PACE" [Fade] That guy gives me the creeps. The Horsemen are still preparing hard. Let's join Brad "Bodybag" Kinder and Flare in the Iron Den: [SCENE: Flare and Bodybag stand inside the Iron Den; Bodybag speaks:] "Well, things have changed around here a little, but I want to say the Horsemen are still strong. With Flare, Outlaw and I running the fed with an iron fist, who the hell is gonna bring us down? NO ONE. Since we all have taken a little break from the ring recently, the Horsemen have worked out, partied, and met lots of ladies. But, however, we still remained focused on one goal- bringing in some titles into our elite stable. At the 24-man tourney at Coronation Clash, one thing will be a given- either Flare, Outlaw, or myself will be left standing with some gold. Here in the IIWF, we mean nothing but business. If you want some action from any of us, you tell us directly and we WILL accept." "It also may have come to everyone's attention that there are only three of us together at the moment. That's fine, but only for the time being. We are looking for newcomers or vets who think that they are Horsemen material. We won't just accept any little puke that thinks he's tough; you have to live up to the standards of wrestling's greatest group." [Fade] The Outlaw, meanwhile, has left the confines of the Iron Den to prowl the prairies once more: [Fade in on a deserted prairie. A lone campsite sits among the tumbleweeds and, judging by the dust on everything, it hasn't been used in several weeks. A towering dark figure, The Outlaw, suddenly steps into focus, startling the camera man. He speaks:] "For many years, this was my home. I lived in solitude knowing that men sought to find and defeat me, but it never happened. It never will. The IIWF is a new beginning for The Outlaw so I'm breaking camp and preparing myself for the greatest battle in professional wrestling: The IIWF World Heavyweight Tournement at The Coronation Clash. "The competitors in this war seek glory, but all glory shall come to The Horsemen. We have trained for the past month in the Iron Den with one goal in mind -- the IIWF world title. All others will find their careers like this terrain . . . barren. "Listen carefully, IIWF. Listen as The Horsemen draw nearer." [Fade out as the wind whips clouds of dust in front of the camera. Hoofbeats can be heard as the shot fades to black] Dan "Flash" Kauffman is similarly focused: [SCENE: At North Hagerstown High School, the spring wrestling clinic has started up, and numerous Juniors and Seniors are hard at work perfecting their reversals. And low and behold, Dan Kauffman is right in the middle of the activity, helping one student athlete by the name of Chad Carter how to reverse a trip-takedown while maintaining his own footing. Several grunts are heard throughout the gymnasium, and Dan decides to take a break from his rigorous duty.] "Well, guys, for one day, I've decided to go back to my roots. This is where my wrestling career started. With the burns, scratches, pulls and tears that happen on these one and a half-inch thick wrestling mats. This is the stuff that teaches dedication and toughness, having a bigger, stronger man rub your own head in the mat until your eyes look like blackened gunshot wounds. "But I learned how to deal with all wrestlers after a while, although it wasn't easy. I could go on all day about how pathetic I was my first year. Or how bad my elbow hurt after dislocating it during a practice such as this. But I doubt anyone would listen. So instead, I point to this room, in this small school, in a small corner of the world known as Hagerstown, as the place where wrestling begins. "In a sport where too many people decide that wrestling is a sport of gay men that don't have enough intelligence to mop a floor, I point to this gym, or others like it, and I tell those skeptics to work for just thirty minutes against one of these 'gay' men. They will always walk out with a different opinion of what a wrestler is. "How does this relate to the entertainment of Pro Wrestling. Too many of today's wrestling 'superstars' have never gone through this phase of wrestling. They are simply in the sport for the show and the glamour. Don't get me wrong, some of these guys have great skill and deserve to be called a star wrestler. But the 'Undertakers' and 'Mankinds' of the world, In My Opinion, do not. Yet you find these people in almost every facet of Pro Wrestling, simply for show. "Well, I think most of you know that I am not about show. Granted, my ring entrance, as you will find out, is pretty glitzsy and 'showy'. But once I'm inside that ring, I won't even think about the cameras, or the spotlight. All I'm going to worry about is how I can defeat my adversary across that ring. And given enough chances, I'll find the way. "So I don't really care if you're 7 feet tall and 450 pounds, or 5'10" and 200 pounds... whether you can throw me halfway across the ring or can connect with a twisting moonsault against me. Because no matter what the odds or the circumstances, I'm going to be focused, determined, and ready to make my move. "Those qualities are what make you a winner in this arena of High-School amateur wrestling. They will also carry one to the top of the ladder in the Pro-style wrestling. Because fans may not like an overly bad gimmick or a worker with no skill. But if you have the heart, the ability, and the dedication, they will cheer nonstop for you. And that is why I've been so successful. "So as I go into the World Championship Tournament, let none of my fellow cometitors forget my roots, as well as their own roots. And remember, you can act and clown and show-off all you want. But it all comes down to what you do inside that ring. And I have faith in what I can do in the ring. "This is fair warning. Bring your absolute best when facing me. And I'll bring along everything I have. Because you can have as much skill and as many favorable attributes you want, but success comes from the heart and the mind. And that is what is in my favor. :I'll see you all next on the 18th. And until then, know that I prepare to be crowned champion. Maybe not the World Champion... but the champion of the fans like the ones I teach here. For they know who is the one to cheer for. May 18th, I enter the ring. And until then, I say to you all to prepare well." [Fade] We caught up with another fan favourite, Altair, as he arrived to train this morning: [SCENE: As the camera comes to life we see the outside of the building that houses the IIWF. In front of the building we see Altair walking towards the door. He spots us and comes over towards the camera... Altair: Glad to see you're here. I have a few things that I want to say. With the first card approaching and all of the new talent that is arriving it is time to state my position. I train everyday in anticipation of the matches to come. To train for the tournament is very difficult. We have so many different styles here, and so many wrestlers from all over the world. However I will wrestle my matches the way I always do, and that is to win. I have been in with the best and am still here. I will continue to give my fans and all of the fans of wrestling what they came for. Just remember my fellow gladiators of this sport we call wrestling, I am here for one thing only and that is to be the champ. [Altair turns and walks towards the door as the camera fades to black] Another man who's going to be hard to beat is Tony Starks: [SCENE: The IIWF training facility. Starks is training as hard as ever in preparation for the upcoming title tourney. He displays his rep with constant accuracy. Taking a break from his intense workout, he takes time out to speak to the camera:] "Ahh yeah, I have come to the right place, the IIWF is where the biggest boys play, but size aint measured in inches, it is measured in here [he pounds on his chest]. I got more in there than anyone!! I haven't gone undefeated for nothing, I am undefeated because of what I got inside me. I cherish that undefeated streak more than anything, I haven't lost in the past and I don't plan on losing in the future. I have heard all the tough talk from many of the superstars here in the IIWF, but you know what? For many of you, it is just talk, you got a bad bark but, no bite. We will see come May 18th who's the champion. I don't make threats, I make promises. I always keep those promises, and I promise myself that I will win the gold in the IIWF." "One on one, let's settle this son; who's the champion?" [Fade] Personally speaking, I can't wait to see this next man in the ring. I speak of the Angel of the Sun, Hakiro Matsuoko: [SCENE: A rooftop overlooking the beautiful Japanese countryside. The sun is rising, the outline of a lone figure is seen sitting in meditation. There is a strange sense in the air, you can almost feel the intensty, you can almost see it in the air. Hakiro Matsuoko is at peace with himself. As the dawn of a new day approaches, the Angel of the Sun rises. He still is facing the sun but he speaks:] "I have fought all over the world, I have won all over the world. Always, I have been ready but never have been as focused as I am now. I have come to know the true power of internal peace. When I fight, there is only one other person in the world, the person I am fighting. Whether it be in the stick fiighting pits of Thailand, the pits of India, the mats in the Orient or the squared cirlces of the world, I am ready. To win, you must only fight your opponent noy yourself. My demons are gone. Only the Angel of the Sun flies in my soul. And like a phoenix, I shall rise and desend upon you all with the power of the sun." [As the camera fades, Hakiro is still facing the sun, drifting back into mediation, the air of power can still be felt as the image fades to black.] I've heard tell that Matsuoko is like poetry in motion when... hey, what are you doing in here? [Dross is suddenly joined on the set by Brian Lau and Tiger Claw.] Dross: What do you want? Folks, in impromptu appearance from Brian Lau and Tiger Claw... [Lau snatches a microphone] Brian: I thought we had this all worked out... Nobody intoduces us unless they are from the Orient. Do you understand? Look at this... [Pulls a piece of paper from his suit jacket] See this? That's the contract... Do you want me to sue you? I'll put your family name in so much debt that your children will owe me their cribs... [Turns to face the camera] Hello, people... I am Brian Lau, and this is the next IIWF World Champion, Tiger Claw... I have an announcement to make. It has come to my attention that there's a brand new talent in the IIWF, and that new talent goes by the name of Hakiro Matsuoko. I have looked over this athelete, and I respect his style... He knows the merits of the ancient fighting arts of the Orient, but he has no manager... I would like to extend an invitation to Hakiro to sign a contract with me so I may represent him in future endeavors. Hakiro, listen to me. You are a fine athlete, but you need a manager with business sense to get you to the top spots in the IIWF. Believe me when I say that you will be looked over time and time again by the Westerner promoters because of the mere fact that you are Oriental... _I_ will be able to make you seen and heard... I also notice that you lack that merciless warrior soul that my man, Tiger Claw, possesses. I can teach this to you. Please, consider my invitation carefully, because I am afraid that I cannot take "no" for an answer. [Brian drops the microphone on the ground as he and Tiger Claw leave the set] Sorry about that, folks. But it seems Lau covets the Angel of the Sun. Somehow I can't see Hakiro being too keen on that little proposal. I'll try and get an interview with him in our next Report. The United Nations are pumped and ready for the Tag Team Championship Battle Royal - let's catch up with them as they train: [Fade in on a gym where boxers and wrestlers of all nationalities are working out. A burly middle aged man is carefully watching two quick and muscular athletes pummel weight bags and begins to offer some tips when he notices the camera. As he turns, it is evident by his bush hat and brushy moustache that he is former world champion Kangaroo Carlysle.] Carlysle: G'day mates! It's been awhile since I've been on the wrestling scene, but I've come to the IIWF to introduce me tag team for the next decade. We've been training hard for months getting ready for the IIWF tag team battle royal and I've been givin' these lads the benefit of me knowledge. I've searched the world for the perfect wrestlers and I found them in France and Japan. Now they are the United Nations! [The Frenchman delivers one final blow to a body bag and walks over to Carlysle. He is the master of the Franco-Oriental sleeper known as Terminal Illness. He is Jacques K. Vorkian.] Vorkian: Kangaroo Carlysle is a legend in the world of professional wrestling. When he recruited me to be part of an international tag team, I jumped at the chance. I was once only known as a power wrestler with a gimmick, but Kangaroo saw my potential. The other tag teams in the IIWF had better be prepared . . . because we certainly will be. [Cut to the Japanese wrestler, who wears a mask covered by the Rising Sun. He lithely spins and delivers a vicious kick to the body bag, which explodes as his foot makes contact. Sand pours from the bag as Tora Tora Tora joins Carlysle and Vorkian.] Tora: Honorable wrestlers of IIWF, the world has come to your doorstep. Mister Carlysle, Mister Vorkian and I come to bring honor to ourselves and our homelands. At the Coronation Clash, we will display our talents and then proudly wear the IIWF tag team belts as your international champions. Carlysle: Me boys will take on anyone in the IIWF. They have the perfect combination of speed, power, teamwork, and aerial moves. They are the best in the world and eager to prove it. This weekend, the IIWF will have true WORLD champions. [Cut to the body bag as sand continues to pour from the gash in its side. Fade] And finally, one of the more bizarre ways to get a promo to me here at the Control Centre - by shoving a video tape under my office door! Now, folks, at first it was surrounded by a red substance I believed to be blood, but after calling security and them giving the all clear, upon playing the tape the true nature of that red substance was revealed... [SCENE: a greasy-spoon roadside diner, a hand-held video camera has been propped up to show the Alphabet Boys sitting at a table. The looks on the faces of passing customers and waitstaff suggest that permission to make the video had not been obtained, but no one seems willing to throw them out. Abie begins to eviscerate a squeeze-bottle of Ketchup] Zed: We're back...again...just like we said we would be...just like we always are. Right Abie? Abie: Awooooo-wooo-woooo! Zed: When we got thrown out of the Texas fed, they said we wouldn't be back, but we came back. When Abie got that plate in his head, they said we wouldn't be back, but we were... Abie: I don't have a plate in... Zed: Shut up! When we lost a 'loser leaves' in our first match in the German feds, they said we wouldn't come back, but we are. Where are we going now Abie? Abie: (He is now covered with ketchup) I...I...W...F..! They're scared of us! They dodn't want us here! (Abie begins to laugh in a way that suggests he's suffocating) Zed: Quit doing that..you know I hate that! (Zed grabs Abie around the throat, Abie retaliates by dragging Zed across the table. A melee begins and the table collapses under their weight. A womans scream is heard, and there is much grunting and cursing from the wrestlers.) [The camera falls on the floor, bouncing a few times. Briefly it shows the Alphabet boys, now covered in either blood, ketchup, or both. One is locking on a vicious armbar while the other is trying to smash the firsts head against the floor. Suddenly a boot strikes out, kicking the camera, breaking it.] IIWF Coronation Clash Update ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Right now it's the moment we've all been waiting for - we'll finally find out the first round drawings in the three brackets of the 24-man single elimination tournament to crown the IIWF Champion next Saturday night! [Split screen - on the right, President Dan, and on the left, Tim Dross:] TD: IIWF President Dan - are you there? DS: Yes, Tim Dross, I am. And I think you're going to like the news I have for you. TD: Are you ready to reveal the drawings? DS: Yes I am. Here goes: [Cut to graphics as names are drawn:] 1st Rd (15) 2nd Rd (30) Semi-final (45) Final (no limit) [ Hakiro Matsuoko ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Flare ]-' | B |--[ ]-. R [ Outlaw ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Scott "Whine" Bloom ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ Altair ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Tiger Claw ]-' | | A |--[ ]-' [ (J) ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Subway Psycho ]-' [ El Lobo Negro ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Casey James ]-' | B |-[ ]-. R [ Brad Kinder ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Don Antonio ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ Mr. Blu Tone ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Deathbringer ]-' | | B |-[ ]-' [ (J) ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Dan Kauffman ]-' [ Billy Shakespeare ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Simon Lebec ]-' | B |-[ ]-. R [ (J) ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Mystery Participant ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ (J) ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Tony Starks ]-' | | C |-[ ]-' [ Venusian Death Cell ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Jack Haley ]-' [Cut back to split screen] TD: Wow, there's some main event quality matches just in the first round! How about Flare vs. Matsuoko, Shakespeare vs. Lebec, Brad Kinder vs. Don Antonio... but, President Dan - can you shed any light on the mysterious participant in Bracket C? DS: I'm afraid not. This individual has some very clever lawyers, who managed to build some non-disclosure clauses into his contract... which don't expire until May 18. So he's got to stay under wraps. TD: Can you not tell us anything? DS: Only that you'll have not seen anybody quite like him before. TD: Now, about the tag team situation... DS: Yes, I have some important news on that front. There has been a slight change in plan for Coronation Clash. Due to certain problems in settling contractual details with a number of teams, it seems that IIWF will only have six teams on its books come May 18. As a result, there will be only one Battle Royal, with the last two teams, or members of teams, then battling in a regular tag match (with no DQ and no countout stipulations) until we have a winner! TD: Alright! Anything else to add, Dan? DS: Not now, Mr. Dross. Except to welcome everybody to IIWF, and promise all the fans out there that they will not believe what they are going to see at Coronation Clash! TD: Thankyou, President Dan! [Cut back to normal shot] So there you have it! We're just four days away from the biggest event in wrestling history - it's going to be awesome! Next Report ~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, that's all for today. Our next report will be brought to you live from the IIWF Coliseum, as the final preparations are made for Coronation Clash. 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