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In less than twenty-four hours, this arena will be filled by over 20,000 fans, all of them pumped and ready for the biggest night of wrestling entertainment they will ever see. Twenty-four men will battle it out for the new IIWF World Heavyweight Championship. Twenty-three will leave empty-handed, but one man will triumph in a three-way dance and walk out of the Coliseum as the Champion. Today, I'll be bringing you comments from many of the IIWF superstars whose destiny will be decided on Saturday night here in the gladiatorial combat of professional wrestling. I'll also be giving you my personal picks for the tournament, and examining the Battle Royal for the World Tag Team Championship in some detail. So let's get to it! Trash Talk ~~~~~~~~~~ [Dross walks to the ringside area.] You'll remember the impromptu appearance of Brian Lau during our last update - and his interest in one "Angel of the Sun" Hakiro Matsuoko. Well, it's time to get the response direct from the horse's mouth. [Hakiro's kodo music begins to play, as intense as the fire in his eyes.] TD: Hakiro, Brian Lau has stated that he wishes to manage you. How do you respond? Hakiro: I saw Mr. Lau's interview. Mr. Lau, I am very honored by your interest in me, and by your offer. I regret to tell you that I must decline your offer. I believe that it will be my skill that takes me to the top of the IIWF. I believe that the "higher-ups" here are fair and will not just see an Asian male, but they will see all of me: the superior athlete, competitor and technician that I am. I believe this is what will make me a star in the IIWF. TD: How do you respond then to Mr. Lau's claim that you lack a "merciless warrior soul"? Hakiro: Mr. Lau says that he knows the merits of the ancient arts. If he truly did then he he would know compassion. A champion is not only measured in physical strength but also in the mind, the soul and the heart. There is no doubt that Tiger Claw is a warrior, I respect him as such; we are just cut from two different molds. I have studied the arts of fighting long enough to know mercy, the trait of a true champion. But do not confuse that with me not having a warrior's soul. Apparently Mr. Lau has never seen me fight. My desire to win burns as deep in me as the sun from which I desend. I may not have the unquenchable bloodlust of Tiger Claw, but I am a warrior's warrior, a champion's champion. I shall prove this to everyone. TD: There you have it! Hakiro Matsuoko's response to Brian Lau's offer. Hakiro, thanks very much for coming here today and giving of your valuable time. Good luck in the tournament! [Hakiro leaves ringside.] Let's get comments from "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare. This young superstar has been surprisingly reticent since the arrival of the grey dust that seems to be plaguing him, but now he's ready to give us an audience: [SCENE: Billy Shakespeare sits in a single spotlight.] Billy: Trivia, what do these four have in common? Fredrick, from As You Like It. Cluten, from Cymbaline. Claudius, from Hamlet. Simon Lebec from the IIWF. Give up? They are all pretenders to the crown. Lebec, "Showstopper" as you deludedly call yourself, welcome to my world. [slowly the lights rise on a vast, empty stage.] No where to run, nowhere to hide. I don't know what shows you've "stopped" but they were all pre-school recitals compared to the performances that Billy Shakespeare puts on. Fear the footlights, shrink from the spotlight, 'cause I'm gonna show you what stagefright really means. Then, to borrow from Romeo and Juliet "one, two, and a third in your bosom." [the camera quickly cuts to a closeup] Maybe I've been lax in my housekeeping, but recently I've been having a lot of problem with gray dust. Hey, powder-boy, whoever you may be...if you want my autograph so bad, just ask me. Usually my admirers just send flowers. But, I'll admit, you've got an original, if not pointless style. You didn't need an ad to get my attention, but now that you've got it, enjoy. "Do you think I am easier to be played on than a pipe? Call me what instrument you will, though you can fret me, you cannot play me." Quoting Hamlet, this has been "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare, Born to Perform, and ready to audition for the lead in the IIWF. [Lights fade out] We've been sending my broadcast colleague "Soundbite" Steve Roberts out on assignment this week. Just to get his week off to a really good start, we sent him after the sinister Deathbringer. He filed this report: [SCENE: "Soundbite" Steve Roberts stands before a closed door.] SR: Hi folks, this is "Soundbite" Steve Roberts standing in front of the entrance to the catacombs below the IIWF Coliseum. We were invited to an exclusive interview with Deathbringer by the Coroner. Dross sent me because he's too scared of that namby-pamby Deathbringer guy... but he doesn't scare me. [Steve Roberts opens the door behind which you see a stairway leading down into complete darkness. He and the cameraman enter] SR: Uh, it's damn dark inside here. Look over there! A light! Come on! [They approach the light and find themselves in a long corridor with many turnings.] SR: Well, is there somebody here? [Suddenly a complete darkness rises. When the lights come back Deathbringer and the Coroner stand in front of Steve Roberts] SR [looking slightly shocked] : Wow, now how did you do that? The Coroner: I don't think you really want to know... SR: Maybe you're right... Coroner, Your man has been signed up for the tournament, and he will certainly be quite tough to beat. How do you see his chances to become the very first IIWF champion? The Coroner: The question shouldn't be how I see his chances to win, but how I see the chances of his opponents' survival. And believe me: they tend against zero. But those other wrestler mustn't worry: their tombstones are already prepared... SR: Erm, right... Deathbringer's first opponent will be Mr. Blu Tone. What are your feelings concerning this match-up? The Coroner: Yes, right... Mr. Blu Tone will be his first victim. So what? SR: What I meant was... [Deathbringer makes a step towards Steve Roberts] Deathbringer: Enough talk, Roberts! I am not here to waste my time by listening to your meaningless questions. Coronation Clash is coming. I will wait down here in the catacombs until the time for my first fight has come. This place is a forgotten realm. Down here I can feel the presence of many lost souls and I will take them home. But first I plan to add some more to them. Roberts, take a look at this... [Deathbringer throws a handful dust into the air. In the dust, as it slowly falls down to the ground, you can see the IIWF gym were at the moment many superstars are training. The vision fades] Deathbringer: Did you see these mortals? They train as hard as they can to get the gold. But that is just what they say. The truth is they train so hard to have a chance to survive when stepping into the ring against me. Many of them will lose on purpose during the first few rounds just to prevent meeting me in the squared circle. But they cannot escape forever. When the life clock strikes they will obey like a candle light that fades... Look up into the sky. The moon is full of blood, it shows their future. [The camera closes up to Deathbringer's piercing red eyes.] Deathbringer: Wrestlers of IIWF: From now on you all are waiting afraid for the night and wonder what will be. You have lost yourselves. Welcome to dying... [Darkness again. As the light comes back Deathbringer and the Coroner are gone, but you can hear Deathbringer's demonic laugh] SR [to the cameraman]: Let's get outta here! [They leave the catacombs and shut the door close] SR [a little shaken, but puts on a brave face] : Well, that wasn't so bad, was it Dross? Back to you... [Fade] Let's see what happened when he caught up once again with the Rising Sun Revolution, who hope to go all the way in the tag team championship Battle Royal: ["Soundbite" Steve Roberts is stood outside a wrestling gym in central Los Angeles. Apparently, the Rising Sun Revolution have hardly stepped outside since their arrival.] SR: Well, the countdown has reached the 48 hour mark, and very soon, at Coronation Clash, we will see the greatest atheletes in the world competing for the greatest prizes of all, the IIWF world championship belts. All week, reports have been coming in from the wrestlers involved, and this is no exception. Rumours have been coming from this gym all week: Ryudo's speed; Hiroshi's strength; and the astounding technical skill of both. [Disdainfully] Well, people, I'll believe it when I see it. Let's take a look. [Steve Roberts walks into the gym, and through a crowd of people to the ring at the far side. A huge crowd of people are stood around the ring, watching and cheering on. For a second we see Ryudo rise high into the air, before a loud thud sounds and a muffled 'oomph'. Laughter flies through the crowd as Steve Roberts steps up to ringside, to see Hiroshi stood in the corner laughing with the crowd, and Ryudo getting up looking winded.] RK [gasping]: You great big oaf....how am I supposed to know what to do next if you don't tell me? HK: ? RK: Oh, forget it. [Ryudo sees Steve Roberts, and staggers over.] Hey! How you doing? SR: Are you okay? RK: Sure, we were just working on a double team when that big ox [points at Hiroshi, who is walking over], decided to improvise at the last second. SR [laughing]: Well, less than 48 hours to go. How have you been settling in? RK: Not too badly, although Hiroshi did have a few problems with room service, he thought they were trying to steal our laundry! No, we've settled in well, and once we got over the jet lag, we've hardly stopped training. [Hiroshi taps Ryudo on the shoulder, and says something. Ryudo laughs, and translates.] He said he can't wait to get in the battle royal: He loves throwing people out of the ring. As you almost just saw. SR: He's not like that in the ring is he? RK: Are you kidding? This man is the best tag partner in the world! [He slaps Hiroshi on the back] The majority of the time he's the one who bails me out when I try something too risky. Just because he doesn't speak English doesn't mean he's not intelligent... SR: Do you have any comments for some of the teams you'll be facing? RK: I couldn't say. We've seen the reports, and we're looking forward to the competiton, but all we want to say to the competitors in general is: Good luck, and may the best team win. We'll see you in the ring! [Ryudo and Hiroshi step back into the middle of the ring and start sparring with their martial arts, much to the delight of the crowd.] SR: Well, that's all from me for now - I guess we'll have to see whether the Rising Sun Revolution can live up to the promise of their training. Back to you, Dross. [The scene fades out, just as Hiroshi executes a spinning leg sweep and Ryudo jumps it with a beautiful spinning kick, each narrowly missing the other.] Rising Sun Revolution promise to be a very exciting tag team here in the IIWF. I can't wait to see them in action. Right now, let's hear from "Showstopper" Simon Lebec, who doesn't seem to happy with his draw for the tournament - he'll be facing "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare in the first round: [SCENE: "The Showstopper" Simon Lebec is on the phone with Miss Crystal, shortly after learning the first round brackets for the Clash. He speaks: What in the Hell kind of manager are you?! NO CRYSTAL!!! IT'S NOT IN MY BEST INTERESTS! And you talked to the bookers? ... I see ... And the McDonald's coupons didn't work? ... WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU NEVER GAVE THEM TO THEM?! YOU FAT HOG! YOU CAN BE REPLACED! [Lebec notices the camera in his face] Oh... sorry about that. Ahhhhh......errrr.......a little lover's spat, you see!!! Yes!!! That's it!! I'm sure we'll get it all worked out. What I'd like to see worked out is this tourney bracket!!!! Is the entire fed that jealous of "The Showstopper's" beauty that they want to see me lose? If facing Shakespeare wasn't bad enough... I gotta face some mystery freak in the second round! No matter. I shall once again prove to everyone that I am the greatest wrestler in the world today. Mystery man, bring on the challenge. You and I are gonna rumble in the second round... I foresee it! The only mystery will be how badly I beat you silly before pinning you. Billy Shakespeare... don't think I haven't forgotten about your sorry ass! I have but one thing to say... SHAKESPEARE IS OVERRATED! I'm a Christopher Marlowe fan personally. As Mephistophiles once said, "This is Hell, nor am I out of it!!!" Sums me up pretty well. I lead a Hellish existence sometimes because I'm perfect and everyone else isn't. It sums you up pretty well also Shakespeare... because at the Clash, you'll wish you were in Hell once I pound you into the mat! Prepare, IIWF - a star is born... [Fade] Now let's go to Steve Roberts' third assignment. Earlier this week, he once again visited the jail of the Venusian Death Cell: [SCENE: The Venusian Death Cell is sitting in his padded, caged room. He looks angry and as Steve Roberts walks in, he turns and stares at him. He sips at his blood and then lies back on his bed.] SR: Hi guys, I've been sent back here to get a few more comments from you regarding the recent developments in the IIWF. Now, as you've probably seen, the VDC has been drawn against Jack Haley [hearing this name, the VDC gets up quickly, and moves closer to the bars of the cell. Roberts cowers] in.....the...first...round......of.......the .....Coronation...........Clash. Jailer: Yeah, we saw that on the TV the other day. From what I gather, the VDC is very happy about this... SR: Well, he seems rather annoyed to me.... Jailer: He seems annoyed? Wow, you don't know this guy very well. It appears that whenever he hears that name, he goes mad because he can't wait to seriously injure this guy. He's happy about the match though, believe me, it's just Haley [the VDC begins trying to pull the bars out] he dislikes. He'll go through, though, believe me. Hal....sorry, this guy's just a pansy. He even wished his opponents good luck. He thinks he's a giant, but this man right here will quickly cut him down to size. Be prepared for the most explosive match to ever grace the IIWF arenas. Once the boys let him loose, it'll be a quick 1-2-3 and he'll be in the next round, and even if he's not, I'll guarantee you now that Hale...'he' won't! SR: Haley, right? [The VDC breaks out of his cell and all hell breaks loose) Jailer: BOYS, GET OUT HERE NOW! HE'S ESCAPED AND HE'S BEATIN' UP ON THIS REPORTER GUY. QUICK!!!! [The VDC is holding Roberts by the throat, visibly choking him. He throws him to the floor and moves towards the cameraman, meanwhile two men, both obese and tall, come out of the other room in shot. They immediately walk over to the VDC and restrain him. they put him back in his cell whilst sitting with him. The cell door is completely wrecked.] SR [brushing his suit]: Thanks guys. [The men look at him and nod their heads, saying nothing]. Well, I think we got as much as we're gonna get. May see you guys again sometime, just make sure you've fixed that door! Back to you, Dross - and no more of these stupid assignments, okay?! [The screen fades to black] The Venusian Death Cell is clearly a very dangerous competitor. Let's now hear from the Senator and his men: [SCENE: The offices of The Senator, We see The Senator sitting at a large conference table. Also at the table is Altair, J.R. Metro and T. Rowe.] The Senator: Well, boys, the matches are set for this Saturday night. The IIWF has drawn the matches for the Coronation Clash PPV. Altair, you have drawn Tiger Claw. The Tag Tournament is only going to be one battle royal. I expect big things from all of you. Your training has continued on schedule and the time is here. Altair: I welcome the challenge of the man they call Tiger Claw. Our styles are different but our goals are the same. The Championship of the IIWF is the most prestigious belt in the world today. I have wrestled many men with the style of Tiger Claw. The experience will allow me to be victorious on the 18th. Tiger Claw - do not let my ways fool you; train hard. I am capable of most anything to gain the title that is at stake. Now if you all will excuse me I have to get to the gym. [Altair gets up and walks out of the room.] J.R. Metro: Well, Senator, I guess the titles that are up for grabs this Saturday are getting closer to becoming ours. Seems like a lot of teams could not make the grade in getting into the IIWF. T. Rowe: We are going to dominate this match. We have been in many battle royals before. There is also some unfinished business to be taken care of that night.... [The Senator abruptly stops T. Rowe] The Senator: We will not speak of that now, boys. Just remember the Championships come first....Now off to the gym with you, I have to go to the chambers and vote. [The camera fades to black as all three men exit the room.] Mystery Participant Update ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Dross stands outside a locker room deep in the bowels of the Amphitheatre.] The mysterious dust that has been appearing all over the place in the past week or so has got a lot of people asking a lot of questions. Well, folks, I'm afraid I don't have the answers for you. However, I have heard whispers from various IIWF wrestlers and behind-the-scenes guys that this very locker room will be the one used by the mystery participant in the tournament tomorrow night. Let's hope there are some clues inside: [Dross enters the room, and finds a TV and VCR, along with a pink cassette. He puts it in the machine, but finds it won't play. He ejects it and examines it. He gives it a shake, and sparkly grey dust floats out of every crack in its surface. He shakes it until no more dust appears, and puts it in the video. He presses play.] TD : Wow! Look at this, the screen is going all pink. I've never seen anything so strange before. It's just staying pink. [He goes back to the machine, and fast fowards the tape a little.] TD: Hang on - I can hear something... It's very faint.... Let me turn up the volume. [Tim Dross turns the volume up to full...... but the sound is still very faint. He puts his ear to the screen.] TD: I think I can make it out. Yes....yes..... it is saying.... "Who Am I?" Hang on, let me hear that again.... [Suddenly Tim Dross is knocked back as the voice shouts "Who Am I?" at full volume. Still dazed, and deaf in the left ear; Tim looks back at the screen in time to see the pink fade away and glittery dust fall from top to bottom of it. At that moment; the video machine explodes, and the tape along with the TV is destroyed. Dross ducks as bits of consumer electronics fly everywhere. Shaken, he quickly leaves the locker room.] Well, folks - I don't know what to make of that at all. I guess we really are going to have to wait until tomorrow night to find out what all this is about... The Dross Report ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Dross sits down in the audience seating.] We're less than a day away from the biggest wrestling tournament in history, and what everyone has been asking me since the brackets were revealed is: "So who's going to be the champ?" I'm going to run down the tournament as I see it for you now, folks, so hold on to your hats. 1st Round (15) 2nd Round (30) Semi-final (45) Final (no limit) [ Hakiro Matsuoko ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Flare ]-' | B |--[ ]-. R [ Outlaw ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Scott "Whine" Bloom ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ Altair ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Tiger Claw ]-' | | A |--[ ]-' [ (J) ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Subway Psycho ]-' Bracket A has some main event quality matches just in the opening round. The two outstanding encounters that jump out at me here are Matsuoko vs. Flare and Altair vs. Tiger Claw. These two matches both feature wrestlers with vastly different styles; Matsuoko and Claw are highly accomplished martial arts wrestlers and aerialists, while Flare is a technician, and Altair a power-wrestler. It will be interesting to see how they adjust to the different styles of their opponents. The Subway Psycho and the Outlaw are practically guaranteed passage into the second round, which could set up a Horseman vs. Horseman match between Outlaw and Flare. Flare could beat Matsuoko if he can prevent the Angel of the Sun from using those high-flying, high-speed, high-impact moves. The longer Altair's match with Claw goes, the more it goes in Claw's favour due to his incredible conditioning, so I'll pick Altair to take out Claw with some power moves early on. Altair would then face the Subway Psycho in the semis, and I'd have to go with the Psycho in this one. This guy has a proven track record of stunning victories, and he can really take a beating and bounce back, so I'll pick the Psycho as one of Bracket A's finalists. I'm also pretty convinced that even if the Outlaw and Flare don't meet in the second round, we'll have a Horseman in the final of this bracket. That would certainly set up a classic final to the bracket, in which the Horsemen's influence would be a major factor. However, I've seen the Psycho overcome odds like that in the past, and I'll pick him as the first of our three title contenders. [ El Lobo Negro ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Casey James ]-' | B |-[ ]-. R [ Brad Kinder ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Don Antonio ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ Mr. Blu Tone ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Deathbringer ]-' | | B |-[ ]-' [ (J) ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Dan Kauffman ]-' Bracket B also has a couple of very interesting matches, notably the top two in the bracket. El Lobo Negro has proven himself to be a very cunning athlete who is capable of pulling off practically any stunt to gain a victory. Although Casey is a powerful man, I think the cunning and speed of the Black Wolf will carry him through to the second round. Don Antonio vs. Brad Kinder is an intriguing match - both have similar styles, and similar conditioning, so again I think the Horsemen's influence will be the deciding factor. I see Bodybag going into the second round. Deathbringer is a very hard man to beat, and I can't see Mr. Blu Tone pulling off that big an upset. The man from the dark side will advance, as will Dan Kauffman. However, I don't think Kauffman will make it past the second round - not against Deathbringer at any rate. Bodybag against El Lobo Negro in the second round could be very interesting. Both are ruthless competitors, so it's tough to pick a winner. Although Negro is cunning, the Horsemen are the most dangerous alliance in wrestling today - he won't be able to survive their onslaught. Bodybag will meet Deathbringer in the final of Bracket B. Now, I don't think the presence of the Horsemen is going to have much of an effect in this bout - and I've never seen Deathbringer pinned. Unless Flare and the Outlaw can pull off some absolutely stupendous interference, I can't see them causing Deathbringer to lose. It would be an epic battle, but I'd pick Deathbringer to go into the final from Bracket B. [ Billy Shakespeare ]-. |-[ ]-. [ Simon Lebec ]-' | B |-[ ]-. R [ (J) ]-. | | A |-[ ]-' | C [ Mystery Participant ]-' | K |--[ ] E [ (J) ]-. | T |-[ ]-. | [ Tony Starks ]-' | | C |-[ ]-' [ Venusian Death Cell ]-. | |-[ ]-' [ Jack Haley ]-' In Bracket C, a lot rests on just what kind of ring ability is possessed by the mystery participant. It's pretty safe to say that the mystery participant, and Tony Starks, will go through to the second round. That leaves us with two very interesting first round matches. The Venusian Death Cell is an extremely dangerous individual, and although I expect we'll see an epic battle between him and Haley, I don't think Big Ol' Jack will be able to get through. Billy Shakespeare vs. Simon Lebec is potential match of the night fare. Both men are well-matched in terms of size, speed and style, so we should see a really hot encounter. Add to this the fact that their personalities aren't exactly what one might call compatible, and you have all the ingredients of a classic. I've not yet seen Lebec in action, so he's a bit of an unknown quantity to me, but I'm going to sit on the fence and refuse to predict a winner in this one. The mystery man will take on Lebec or Shakespeare in the second round, and again I'm unable to make any real predictions here... there are too many variables in this equation, folks! However, Starks vs. the Death Cell should be a fantastic match, and I see Starks coming out victorious, although probably not by pinfall or submission - I mean, can you see anyone holding the VDC down for a three-count? He'd probably start chewing on you! I predict a countout or DQ win for Starks here. So our semi-final would have Starks against any one of the three athletes in the top half of the bracket, and, hey, I'm going to go out on a limb here and predict that Tony Starks' undefeated streak will continue, and he'll advance into the final. But I'm not real happy about there being so many undetermined factors in this bracket, so I'm prepared to be proven wrong. That gives us a final of the Subway Psycho vs. Deathbringer vs. Tony Starks. Now, the final will be no DQ, no countout, so only pinfalls and submissions will count. I simply can't see Deathbringer being eliminated in this match - the man can just take a beating like nobody else on earth! So I'm going to go with Deathbringer as the first IIWF World Heavyweight Champion. As for the tag team battle royal: the Alphabet Boys are too unpredictable, too unorthodox and take too many risks to win this one. I see them fighting one another before the end of this match! I believe it'll be one of the cagier, craftier teams that triumphs here, and I think we could well see a final featuring Steamroller and the vaunted newcomers, the Rising Sun Revolution. In such a match, I'd go with the Revolution - they've got power, speed, mat and aerial techniques - who would bet against them? However, I'm willing to bet that in such an unpredictable encounter as this one, I'll be wrong somewhere down the line... may the best team win! All in all, though, folks, IIWF Coronation Clash is shaping up to be the finest wrestling event of all time. You'd be a fool to miss it, so contact your local operator immediately about ordering this event. It should be four hours of non-stop thrills, spills and unbelievable action! Next Report ~~~~~~~~~~~ That just about wraps things up for now, folks. I'll be coming back at you tomorrow, along with "Soundbite" Steve Roberts, with some of the most phenomenal wrestling action you're likely to see. Don't you dare miss Coronation Clash! And I'll also be back at you early next week, bringing you up to date with all the repercussions of events at Coronation Clash. 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