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Naturally, there's still a whole load of other things we've got to talk about today, not least of which is tomorrow night's Midweek Mayhem line-up, which features matches that could headline any card anywhere in the world. Plus we'll have the latest update on the Robski affair, and much more. So let's get straight to it! IIWF Midweek Mayhem - 14 August 1996 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ What a card we have in prospect coming up this Wednesday night! Hold on to your hats, folks, as we run down the complete line-up: - Simon Lebec vs. "Nuclear" John Bomber [D] - Fisto Flash vs. "Legend" Brandon Bennett [D] - Atomic Destroyers vs. Guiding Lights [D] - Deathbringer vs. Mr. Damage [D] - The Punster vs. The Outlaw [D] - Armed Forces vs. Law & Disorder [D] - Sandman vs. Don Antonio - Blackjack Haley vs. "Machine" Hunter Robertson - IIWF World Tag Team Championship Match: = American Heroes vs. High Plains Drifters - IIWF Intercontinental Championship Match: = Brad "Bodybag" Kinder vs. Tiger Claw - Submission Match: = The Coroner vs. Brian Lau - Hakiro Matsuoko & Joe Latta vs. Dan Kauffman & Subway Psycho One of the outstanding encounters on this exciting card pits the Outlaw, the champion of the Posse, against the Punster. How will the athletic light heavyweight witty word maestro cope with the power and size of the former IIWF World Heavyweight Champion, the Outlaw, who is still in the possession of one of the most impressive win/loss records in the IIWF? The Outlaw knows exactly what he's planning for this match: [Fade in on a blurry shot of the desert. As heat rises from the sand, a rider comes into view and the shot gradually focuses until it becomes obvious that the Outlaw is the rider. He reins up in front of the camera.] "For ten days the IIWF has been shut down. Some called it a vacation, but it was no break for me. I hear people talking about the Outlaw and using terms like 'mean' and 'vicious.' Well I'm about to redefine those words. After riding for three days in the desert sun, most men begin to see mirages and panic. They lose their minds. I know the point at which those mirages meet the real world and they hold the secret to the spirits of the native land. "By the fourth day, the pain cries so loudly it wants to shut your body down. Lesser men fall prey to this. By the fifth day, the pain becomes one with the spirits and crushes those who are not worthy. After that, time is irrelevant as the spirits speak with the wisdom of all that has come before and all that is to come. "There is an anger which comes from my past -- an anger tempered by this wisdom of the spirits. It is a focused energy which is about to be unleashed on the IIWF. It is that focus which Blackjack Haley does not . . . and cannot understand. Mean? Vicious? You ain't seen nothin' yet. Vacation is over boys and Midsummer Madness is coming. Punster, you're just the unlucky one who will serve as the messenger at Midweek Mayhem." [Fade out as the Outlaw rides toward Josey Wales' ranch.] The Punster, as usual, is taking this threat with a pinch of salt: [Fade in on a barnyard. The Punster is carefully circling a milk cow and deftly leaps to a fence and then jumps atop the creature, which "moos" its displeasure. The Punster pulls his mask over his head and flips backward as he rolls off of the animal's back.] "Don't have a cow, man! Heeheeheehee! That was udderly ridiculous, but I'll hoof to milk it for all it's worth. So the Outlaw has been to the desert on a horse with no name to visit the spirits? I'm doing the same out here . . . when the spirit "mooos" me. Saddle up, cowboy, because you're going to find out that the Punster isn't shooting blanks at Midweek Mayhem. In fact, you might find out that beating me is Im-Posse-ble. Heeheeheehee!" [The Punster leaps back on the cow's back screaming "giddyup Elsie!" as the shot fades to black.] In one of the opening matches tomorrow night, Deathbringer will be facing Mr. Damage. However, the man from the Dark Side may be looking past the Antipodean athlete to Midsummer Madness: [SCENE: The mortuary. Deathbringer is alone] DB: "Mr. Damage, the both of us will collide inside the squared circle this Wednesday. Little is known about you as a competitor, but your match against The Enforcer did impress me to a certain degree. You know me and you know that I will not take you lightly. I will not underestimate you, just as I never underestimate anybody. And this goes especially to you, Lau... When you say that I do not focus on the first round of Midsummer Madness then you lie to yourself. You know that I will be totally focused on that battle. Latta and Claw met me in the ring already, and I guess they can tell you something about my focus. Comes Midsummer Madness you will lead your team against the Alliance of Excellence, you will lead your team against Dan Kauffman, against the Subway Psycho, against Brendon Bennett, against the reaper and against death himself. You could as well lead them directly to the gates of Hades. But right now it is not Midsummer Madness that is on my mind, it is this wednesday evening. And this is what should be on your mind as well, Lau... Prepare..." [Fade] Surely it's no coincidence that Deathbringer hasn't been seen with the Coroner in recent weeks... Perhaps the Coroner is getting a little too personally involved in his upcoming match against Brian Lau. Mind you, I didn't have to be Sherlock Holmes to work that one out... the Coroner doesn't mind spelling it out loud and clear: [SCENE: The training gym. The Coroner and his former stable mates sit around a table, talk and laugh. As they notice the camera the Coroner begins to speak] TC: "Welcome back to my training facility... If someone had asked me just a few days ago who's going to win our bout, Lau, I'd have told him that it'd be me. But today, after I've been listening closely to your comments this past Friday I'm not too sure anymore. First of all, of course we Americans never train or work, we just sit in bars and drink. That's why we're all so fat and slobby. I've to admit that you're truly superior to us in that manner. Then this no-good-idiot over there [he points at Shi]... You're right. He's worthless. If it hadn't been for you I certainly would never have noticed that." Shi: "Yes... I'm such a moron. When I take a look back to my past years in wrestling I always thought I would be SUCH a great athlete. When someone was informed that he should be my opponent I always heard: "OH-MY-GOD...SHI?" and I thought they were afraid. But now, after I heard your words I guess they always meant: "OH-MY-GOD...SHI? That poor fellow. I'll let him win so that he doesn't commit suicide"... And then there was that Bruce Lee stuff. Hey, I really mixed it all up, didn't I? Now I know how brilliant YOU are, but I'm just worthless. And you're right again when you say that knocking someone out in a submission match doesn't take you anywhere. When I participated in submission matches these bouts were always over when my opponent lay on the ground and bleeded from eyes, ears and nose, but then again the referees must've been on my side all the years..." TC: "Now shut up, you idiot. I thank you for your words concerning Shi, Lau. I really owe you some [He stands up, bowes and sits down again]. Then that brass knuckles stuff... I couldn't believe my ears when you said I'm not allowed to use those. Hey, I asked some officials and you're right. They said I would be DQed immediately. That's not fair! How shall I beat someone like you without my little babies? But at least I now don't risk to get myself disqualified because of them... You're so bright and intelligent, Lau. You're truly the master and I am the servant. I obey thee..." [He stands up and leaves the area, his head hanging down. Fade] Of course, Brian Lau is equally focussed on this match, and he says he's definitely ready to teach the Coroner a thing or two: [SCENE: Office of the Dojo. The whole gang is there.] KT: Hello, folks. I'm coming to you from the Dojo where the Syndicate is taking a break from their training for the days to come. Midsummer Madness is just around the corner, but before then, there's one last card to be taken care of. Midweek Mayhem will be a great card indeed. Brian, I.m interested to hear what you have to say... BL: Well, thank you, Kenny. As you folks can see, the entire Syndicate will be in action at Midweek Mayhem on Wednesday. I will be involved in a match against the Coroner. It appears that the Coroner won't be able to win the match on his own, so he's enlisting the help of more and more friends as the weeks go on. Well, I wasn't going to ask my men to help me in this one, but the Coroner has forced me to protect myself. Let me tell you this, Coroner. I'd love this to be a scientific match. I will keep it that way if I can, but I can see there's going to be some problems. No matter what happens, I will come out of that ring victorious. Then the IIWF will know that I'm not just another pretty face with a brain. They'll see that I'm a force to be reckoned with as well. KT: There's also an IC match on Wednesday. What of that? BL: Hakiro? HM: Tiger Claw and I have very much in common. We are both trained in the ways of several martial arts. We are also two of the most intense atheletes in the IIWF. We are both ex-Intercontinental champions. Last, but not least, we are both members of the greatest group in the world, The Syndicate. Tiger Claw and I have been spending much time together as of late, and have realized that we are very much alike under the surface. We know the feeling of defeat in the ring, and we know the anger that stems from that defeat. Tiger Claw will regain that belt on Wednesday, and I will celebrate with him as if it were I that won that belt. I'm not jealous of his shot, but glad to be a part of this movement. As any warrior, we are also prepared for the slim chance of defeat for Tiger Claw. If that should happen, then I issue a challenge to Brad Kinder right now for the next shot. Because of my absence, I did not get a shot against my friend here... Therefore, I feel that as an ex-IC champion, I deserve the shot if Tiger Claw should not be victorious. [Tiger Claw steps forward, and whispers something into Hakiro's ear. He then pats him on the shoulder and both laugh.] Now, as for the tag match that Joe and I are involved in... I couldn't be more happy with the way that Joe is progressing through the lessons that Tiger Claw and I have been teaching him. I am confident that Joe will be a great partner in the ring against Kauffman and the Psycho. Joe, tell them what's on your mind. JL: You know, I've been quiet for a while in the IIWF. I've been working out and training so rigorously that I haven't had the time to step in front of the camera and talk to the fans at home. But you know, that's not what this sport is about. It's not about appealing to the fans. It's not about getting your name on a souveneir baseball hat. And it's not about anything less than spectacular performance. I've been training with two of the best in the IIWF, and now that I'm back in the ring, I'm going to be kicking ass and taking names. First it's going to be Wednesday night, then it's going to be Midsummer Madness. I'm going to show everyone why I left Dan Kauffman's tutelage. Everyone will see why I am going to prosper as a part of the Syndicate. Think about it. We've got the talent, we've got the funds, and we've got the brains... Brian Lau is a genius. Dan, you had said that mindgames won't work on you because there's nothing to work with. I know now that you're right. There are no brains in that skull of yours to play games with, so we're just going to have to settle with pounding you into the dirt. You've spent a long time in a chair or hospital bed looking for yourself. We've been working our skills. Hakiro competed in tournaments in Japan to try and find that flame that he lost. We have all found that flame as a part of the Syndicate. You're going to regret coming back. HM: And Psycho, I'm going to bring a beating to you compliments of Tiger Claw. I promised him that I'm going to make you weep with pain. You'll be broken mentally, spiritually, and physically. Joe and I are easily your superiors, and we'll show you that on Wednesday. Sasha: And I hope you haven't forgotten about me, Psycho. I'm still here, and I'm still a part of your life. I'll be at ringside, and I hope you do something foolish. I want to see these boys destroy you. Oh, and I believe you've heard from my lawyer about that assault a few weeks back. He's waiting for your response. [Brian sits back and smiles.] BL: Things are good, Kenny... Things are good. KT: Then I assume you have a fourth member for Midsummer Madness? BL: [Now a little agitated] Let's not talk about that, Kenny... I don't want to reveal that yet. KT: No problem, Brian. We're out of time right now anyway... Well, folks, we'll see you at Midweek Mayhem! For the Syndicate, this is Kenny Tanaka saying so long everybody! [Fade] Things seem to be falling into place for the Syndicate. Is anybody going to be able to slow them going into Midsummer Madness? Something tells me we're going to see a champion emerge from the Dojo after the smoke clears this weekend. Of course, tomorrow night also sees Tiger Claw face Brad Kinder in a rematch for the IIWF Intercontinental Championship. My sources in the locker room tell me that both the Syndicate and the Dark Knights have contingency plans concerning this match. We'll hear from the Knights later on. Right now, let's hear from another of the IIWF's stables, the Senator's gang of three. The Atomic Destroyers are looking forward to their match against the Guiding Lights tomorrow night, in what promises to be a classic speed vs. power battle. Neither team can afford a loss if they are to stay in contention for the IIWF World Tag Team Championship, so this match will be a good barometer of their desire for success. Let's get the Senator's comments: [Scene: The Wizard's Gym.....The Senator and The Hangman are standing outside of the ring talking to each other. Inside the ring The Atomic Destroyers are working out some new moves....As we move in closer we hear.....] The Senator: Hangman, it seems that the so called reporter for the IIWF, Morton has had a change of heart. The latest edition of the report has him apologizing for his error in judgement. TH: Senator, irresponsible journalism has been one of this country's biggest problem for years. Reporters, announcers and the others that think they are just doing their job, have started more problems then they have solved. Seems like some of them have to just stir the pot. Mr. Morton, the next time you try to report something, get the facts right. If you think there is a problem in this group of grown men, ask us. In fact I still will be at Wednesday night's card. If I hear you speak of this matter again, Mr. Morton... well, just ask Dross what a wrestler can do to a reporter-announcer. Wounds with salt rubbed into them can not feel very good. TS: Hangman, let's just see what happens wednesday.... [The Senator is interrupted by Larn coming over the top rope and landing at his feet] Larn: Now you got it Steriod. The Guiding LIghts will not know what put out their lights. TS: Steriod, come over here, I want to talk to you all. Hangman and I will be at your match Wednesday night. With Madness just a week away, we need to stick together. Mr. Wales and his posse... [Steriod interrupts....] Steriod: Senator this battle of ours with the Posse and Mr. Wales is just beginning to heat up. We have a new ally in Mr. Damage, which evens the odds for the up coming match. But first things first, We have The Guiding Lights next. They had better bring a guide with them, because when Larn and I are through with you won't be guiding anyone. Larn: It's all coming into place. We have been on the Posse's tail for some time now. Both teams have done well in the past. We have this upcoming match at the PPV and the Guiding Lights before that. Guiding Lights, do not expect us to be preoccupied with other things. We prepare for each and every match. You gentlemen better have prepared also. TS: Boys get back to work, Mr. Damage is due here soon, and we do not want to make him think we have no need to practice. Hangman I want you in the ring also..... [Camera fades to black as we see The Hangman leap into the ring] IIWF Midsummer Madness - 17 August 1996 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I'll be running down the lineup for this pay-per-view spectacular in the special March to Midsummer Madness on Friday, but we can't simply pass over this great event without so much as a mention. So let's take a look at the card as it stands. Remember that the survivors from the initial four-on-four matches go on to face each other in a final elimination match, with the eventual winner taking home the IIWF World Heavyweight Championship. BRUTE FORCE vs. GROUND ZERO Robski [c] "Nuclear" John Bomber Magus Crimson Storm Guiding Lights Steamroller Magus has some comments for us regarding his future here in the IIWF: [SCENE: Magus is standing with his back to the camera in some dark place, and a small child who appears to be eight years old is with him.] Child: Midsummer Madness is almost here, Magus. Magus: I know. Child: Then why aren't you training? Magus: I no longer need to, for I am already in top form. Child: Are you sure? Are you at all frightened by Ground Zero, and for that matter, your own team mates? Magus: They are no threat to me. Child, you witnessed what I did to the captain of Ground Zero a week or so ago, correct? Child: Yes. Magus: Then you should know why I am not frightened by them. He was the captain of his team, and I showed him what is to come. I would not be surprised if he or his teammates even show up! Child: Why is that? Magus: You ask too many questions, child. Ground Zero is a pathetic team. They are nothing compared to myself. And as for my own partners, whether you survive and advance is up to you. I will not rescue you for ANY reason. I would not have teamed with you if I had a choice, but I want the IIWF Championship. Your presence only lessens my chance at the gold. But, Ground Zero, and ESPECIALLY you, "Nuclear" John Bomber, I have one last thing to say.... it's over for you... your dreams for the gold end HERE!!! [Fade] Wow, that's certainly a more determined Magus than we've seen here in the past. THE PATRIOTS vs. BATTLE ZONE Ron Fire [c] NavCom [c] Steve Forget DefCon Marshall Law Abie Ace Maverick Zed AMERICAN HEROES vs. DARK KNIGHTS Casey James [c] Sandman [c] Man of Steel Phantom Don Antonio Brad "Bodybag" Kinder Vinny Cappicola Prince of Darkness The American Heroes have been uncharacteristically quiet as of late. I hear that their captain, Casey James, has been reticent as of late to communicate with his partners. I have no idea what the implications of this might be. In any case, let's get comments from the Dark Knights: [SCENE: The throne room of the Knights castle. Sounds of thunder claps roar outside as lighting flashes glaze the room in layers of light. Among the flashes of light stand the Sandman, Bodybag with a glowing gold title around his waist, the Phantom and in the Darkness of a hallway a fourth figure.] Sandman: Midsummer Madness, the time and place to prove it all. As the Knights and I step up to the challenge of the American Heroes and the Family, one might question our team integrity. Yes, the Heroes and Family have worked together, but so have we. Individually each one of us is highly gifted. With our recent break off the cameras we've all trained very hard in anticipation for the midsummer showdown. What makes us better is our undying drive to succeed and the fact that we'll do it violently if necessary. Think about the time I laid out two wrestlers and the ref at a Midweek Mayhem [dissolve to video clip with the Sandman's voice dubbed over footage], look at our first team excursion when we demolished our opponents... and who could forget what I did to Sal? [the video clips dissolve back to the Sandman] Pictures don't lie so believe what I'm saying. A great man once said "If a man hasn't found something he would die for, he isn't fit to live." I would die for the world title and that is what's at stake. I will do whatever it takes to have the gold strapped around my waist. With the backing of the Dark Knights anything and everything can and will happen. Just to let you know, be ready.... I AM! Darkness is falling across the IIWF and the Knights and I are there to capitalize. Look at what we're doing, I've pissed in the Family's pool and they're fresh outta chlorine. I'd love to use them as tourches in my castle, all that grease in their hair would burn nice and slow. But I'm not here to bad mouth people... that would be disrespectful, now wouldn't it? Speaking of respect, no respectful Family would work with outsiders of the Family. I'm speaking of the American Heroes: that was your first mistake, subsequently your down-fall, and your second mistake was ever, I mean ever, thinking you could take out the Knights. We're just like Texans..........don't mess with us! You better believe you gotta fight coming. We not just going to beat ya, we're going to hurt YOU, and then capture the IIWF World title! As the days grow near, my intentions get clearer, the destruction of the Hero team and the World Title in the rightful hands. As captain of such a superb team I know we will be victorious. Believe in me, I will not let the Knights fall and I will bring the IIWF World Title into our camp. Let it be known....let the Madness begin!!!!! [Sandman turns to Brad Kinder, who steps out of the gloom to speak:] BK: This break in action from the IIWF has given the Knights alot of time to plan out our next moves. My next challenge is coming from the man whom I defeated for the Intercontinental title, Tiger Claw. Claw, I've given everyone that wants a shot at the title what they wanted, and I've beat everyone, fair or not. This is MY belt, and I will hold onto it as long as I feel I should. At Midsummer Madness, one of the Knights will be holding the World Title, whether it be me, Sandman or Phantom, another belt will be around our waist after we dispose of Antonio's family. And if anyone wants an I-C shot on that night, they'll get it. . . [Fade] Will Kinder still have the gold around his waist going into the Garden on Saturday night? Either way, it sounds to me like the Knights are ready. THE SENATE vs. THE POSSE The Hangman [c] The Outlaw [c] Atomic Destroyers High Plains Drifters Mr. Damage Crippler THE PERFORMERS vs. THE SHOWSTOPPERS Billy Shakespeare [c] Simon Lebec [c] The Punster "Frost" Scott Morrison Tony Starks "Painbringer" Billy Sexton "Machine" Hunter Robertson Fisto Flash THE SYNDICATE vs. ALLIANCE OF EXCELLENCE Tiger Claw [c] Dan Kauffman [c] Joe Latta Subway Psycho Hakiro Matsuoko Deathbringer ? "Legend" Brandon Bennett I've been rooting around in the front office in an effort to discover just who Brian Lau has lined up as the fourth member of his team for Midsummer Madness. There was a conspicuous lack of documentation, contractual or otherwise, for Lau's team. I went to the IIWF President, but he stated that his hands were tied by a non-disclosure agreement. I went to the locker room, and that was where I yielded the following results. Opinion was roughly divided: one camp believes that Lau has convinced Blackjack Haley to wrestle on the Syndicate's team this Saturday, and the other camp is of the opinion that Lau has not got anybody lined up at all. If the former is true, then Saturday night just became even more daunting for the Alliance of Excellence. If the latter is true, then Lau had better be saying his prayers. Quite what the IIWF President will have to say about that I don't know. Don't forget that I'll be bringing you the special March to Midsummer Madness on Friday night live from Madison Square Garden itself. Meanwhile, don't forget to call your cable operator and order this spectacular event right now! Trash Talk ~~~~~~~~~~ Back on the last Saturday night card a week ago, we saw former IIWF tag team champions Steamroller have a falling out with their manager, Dave Albanese. Well, Albanese has officially left the Steamroller camp, and Taylor and Brassow seem to be exhibiting a change of heart in their attitude. Let's get their comments: [Scene: Training Gym where the former tag team champions Steamroller work out.] Taylor: Finally we are on our own. No manager to stick his nose in our business. The injuries are healed, but we can guarantee that everyone else's won't when we're through with them. We now have a focus. We're not out to win the Heavyweight title, we're out to hurt people. First we'll start with the first four. Then when we advance to the finals, we'll have a chance to Steamroll more wrestlers. The whole IIWF will feel the return of Steamroller. Tell 'em about it boss. Brassow: We're going to make the IIWF look like a third grade cheerleader shoving match. We ask our former manager Dave Albanese to interfere if he dares. We're looking for a reason to kick your ass. To the rest of the IIWF superstars remember one thing. We're a little bit better than you. We're a little bit better than the Guiding Lights, we're a little bit better than than Stunt Team USA, and we're little bit better than the High Plains Drifters as we have shown in the past. We truly hope that Tony Starks quickly recovers from his injuries, but we we're going to send quite a few wrestlers to keep you company and in good spirits. Taylor: We're a Steamroller baby. We're gonna ROLL all over you. Our condolences High Plains ahead of time. We want what is rightfully ours. We will do what it takes to get it back. [Fade] Before we leave the comments of the IIWF superstars, it is my duty to bring you the latest update in the ongoing saga concerning Robski and his shady past. I only heard about these shocking developments upon my return to the IIWF offices on Monday morning, but believe me, the front office is in chaos over this one. It seems to me that the IIWF President has a very difficult call to make here. Does he suspend Robski pending an investigation, or does he allow him to continue in active competition? Robski himself hasn't been seen for some days, and it is understood that he is under constant guard, such is the negative reaction his anti-American actions have provoked. I offer you the following with no guarantees, no moral censure, and no claims to the truth of the allegations levelled against Robski: [SCENE: Robski is on the portable phone to Max.] Robski: Is it all arranged Max................there is no other way .................in canary wharf, yes I know it.............fine I will use the side entrance, okay. [Robski is seen speeding in his car through London, he drives past a sign which says Canary Wharf 10 miles, he turns up the radio, adjusts his sunglasses and drives on. Robski arrives at Canary Wharf, he goes around the back, opens the door and goes in, he takes the elevator up to floor 34, he runs up and down the corridor, he finds room number 24, he opens the door and goes in, the woman reporter and the cameraman are there, he is filming.] Robski: [automatically putting up his hand] Turn it off. Woman: Reg, turn it off. Robski: Well what do you want. Woman: We know all about the you bribing a government official, but also we know that you have been involved in arms deals with Libya, Iraq, Cuba, and several southern African states not just you but your father and your agent. Robski: That is nonsense. Woman: In 1986 you flew to Tripoli to meet Gaddaffi, three days later a sum oof $10 million USD was deposited in your account, this was a consultancy fee for acting as a middle man in a massive arms deal, I have documented details of trips to Iraq in the eighties and Iran, the Mullahs would be interested in that. Robski: You wouldn't... Woman: My public duty Robski. In 1988 you flew to Pretoria and four days later the S African government paid $6 Million USD into your account, but even worse was that bnot only were you broking deals for the South Africans but you were also supplying, or should I say broking deals for SWAPO in Namibia, Renamo in Mozambique and the ANC in South Africa. If those organisations knew you had double crossed them I wouldn;t give you mutch chance of Survival Robski: How did you find out so much about me, surely you don't work for a wrestling show.. Woman: Of course not, that was just a ruse, I work for the News International Corporation, and have been looking into you for two months now, I am so close to finishing this story now, I have not told ANYONE there, this is going to be the scoop to make my name... you see I got word that your fortune wasn't all inherited, spoke to a few people you used to know, the rest was quite easy really. Robski: Do you have any documents? Woman: All of the documents are in a safe place. Robski: Presumably your flat, we found them half an hour ago, Max had some guys break in and have a look around. Woman: You bastard! Robski: You've not seen anything yet. Woman: What is this ? Robski: Do you still plan to run the story on me? Woman: Yes. Robski: But it will ruin my wrestling career and ruin my family name and probably finish Max, myself and many others. WE WILL ALL SPEND A LOT OF TIME IN JAIL. Woman: You need to think about the consequences of your actions. Robski: As do you. I CANNOT let it happen. Woman: Well, we have this tape and I have copies of the documents here. I AM sorry Robski, you are a GREAT wrestler. Robski: No, I am sorry, GUYS... [Four burly men come through a door, they lunge at the Woman and the man, grabbing both of them] Woman: What is this Robski: Do you believe in God? Woman: What, well yes. Robski: You're going to meet him. [With that the guys take them both to the window and throw them out, they plummet to their death. Robski picks up the camera, removes the tape and puts it in his pocket.] Robski: Good job guys, Max will sort out payment. [Robski walks off. Fade] I'm speechless, folks. I think that speaks for itself. Let's move on. Next Report ~~~~~~~~~~~ Well, folks, that just about wraps up today's update. Larry Morton and Becky LaRue will be back with you tomorrow night live from the IIWF Coliseum with the last Midweek Mayhem before this weekend's pay-per-view spectacular. We're counting down the days, folks, and things are really heating up. There are still a lot of unanswered questions remaining at the moment, but hopefully things will all become clear by this Friday, when I'll be bringing you the special pre-game March to Midsummer Madness report. Don't miss it. 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