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In short, Dross got dusted, woke up with a hangover, and called in sick. So who do the big dogs call in to take his place? Ronnie Paris? I don't think sooooo. "Soundbite" is on the job, so you'll finally hear the truth for a change. How about that show Saturday night, huh? Casey James walks away with the IIWF World Heavyweight Championship belt, the Dark Disciples get their IIWF World Tag Team Championship belts back, Dan Kauffman is left crumpled in the ring bleeding like an ugly woman every month, Steve Kowalski Skullpumps a suit, and to top it all off Chris Squiggley loses to Lord Byron. Yes, fans, it was _my_ kinda night! After the show, the phone lines at the IIWF Towers were lit up like the Man of Steel at an open bar. Everyone wanted to know what happened after we went off the air. Well if you're so interested, why don't you buy tickets and see for yourselves?! But the brass says we have to show a little extra footage because of what happened. So even though I'm against this because the Subway Stinker is involved, I'll let it go just this once. Roll the footage, guys. [Cut to footage subtitled, "Last Saturday Night." It is near the end of the show, when the Subway Psycho spins Casey around and peppers him with hard rights and lefts. The Psycho whips Casey into the ropes, then clotheslines him out of the ring. Huge pop as he tends to Kauffman, guarding him from further attack. The brawl between J.W. Hardin, Brody Thunder, and the Dark Disciples continues in the aisle, despite the efforts of the security staff. Tim Dross can be heard moments later on the audio.] TD: What? We're off the air? Keep the cameras rolling. Make sure you get this. [Brian Lau and Don McQueen circle around the ring and jump to the ring apron. As the Subway Psycho approaches them, Casey James again slides through the ropes. The Psycho turns just in time to see Casey hit him in the forehead with the title belt. Casey begins stomping the Psycho as Lau and McQueen jump into the ring and urge him on.] TD: Are you guys getting all this? Are you still rolling? [There is a huge pop as Tiger Claw flies through the crowd and slides into the ring. Lau and McQueen quickly bail out, but James turns and walks right into a dropkick from Claw that sends him flying through the ropes. The Psycho begins to stir, then looks around as he staggers to his feet -- only to see Claw in a defensive position. The Psycho approaches Claw, who turns his head and holds up his hands in a peaceful gesture. The Psycho looks over to where Lau and McQueen are tending to Casey James, then back at Tiger Claw.] TD: Oh my god, I can't believe we're off the air. Make sure you guys get this. We're about to explode again! [Tiger Claw inches toward the Psycho. Just as the fans expect the two to begin exchanging blows, Claw extends his hand. The Psycho looks at Claw's hand, then looks out at the crowd, most of whom are popping madly. The Psycho looks back at Claw and grasps his hand, giving it one firm shake. Both men then stand over Kauffman as emergency medical personnel flock to the ring.] TD: Tiger Claw and the Psycho have.... [Dross is cut off as the footage abruptly ends. Cut back to Steve Roberts in the studio.] Heh, someone must have pulled a plug or something after that. Whoops! I don't know what's running through Claw's mind lately. He ditches Brian Lau and the Syndicate, gets his tail kicked by Brody Thunder, and now teams up with another loser who has never had success against the Syndicate. As far as I'm concerned, it will be good riddance to both of them when Brian Lau gets finished. Now let's review all the results from Saturday night's show at the IIWF Coliseum in downtown Portland, where it never stops raining, by the way: IIWF SATURDAY NIGHT February 1, 1997 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RISING SUN REVOLUTION def. THE ARABIAN KNIGHTS SERGE ANNIS def. DEATHBRINGER THE HARLEQUINS def. OTTO VERHOEVEN & CHESHIRE LORD BYRON def. CHRIS QUIGLEY BRODY THUNDER def. TIGER CLAW DIRT DOG UNIQUE ALLAH def. JOE PETROW MAD DOG WATKINS def. AMERICAN PATRIOT STEVE KOWALSKI def. MARTY WARNETT CASEY JAMES & DARK DISCIPLES def. DAN KAUFFMAN & PLAYERS' CLUB ************************************************************************** -------------------- STEVE ROBERTS BREAKS IT DOWN ----------------------- ************************************************************************** BRIAN LAU'S GOLDEN TOUCH... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Love him or hate him, you've gotta admit that Brian Lau is second only to Midas in turning his ventures to gold. When Casey James left the IIWF Coliseum with the big, shiny gold belt Saturday night, it gave the Syndicate the two most powerful titles in the IIWF. Who's stupid now, Tiger Claw? Heh. Now Dross reported it as a rumor Sunday night on the IIWF Hotline, but I know for a fact that Lau is already auditioning a few wrestlers to replace Tiger Claw. After all, who wouldn't want to step into the Syndicate and be right at the top of the IIWF Intercontinental Championship picture. Whatever Brian wants, Brian gets. I'm not at liberty to discuss any names, but I understand there may be more than one wrestler joining the Syndicate, which would do two things -- give the Syndicate a bona fide shot at _every_ IIWF championship and make it harder for groups like the Players' Club to threaten them. A few more of these moves and Brian Lau will be almost as brilliant as me! FRONTIER JUSTICE OR BROKEN PACT? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ There are two factions which would like to see the Syndicate knocked from their high horse. On one side, you've got "Outlaw" J.W. Hardin and Brody Thunder. On the other side, you've got the Players' Club. We heard on Saturday night that those two groups may soon be working together, but I'm here to say that it ain't gonna happen. I talked to Hardin after the show on Friday and he had some less than complimentary things to say about Kauffman's little "remember when" speech on Saturday. Now I've always held Hardin in the highest esteem -- well, as high as anyone who sleeps with scorpions and Becky LaRue -- and I've never been able to see him and Hardin working together. Still, business is business. I hear from good sources that Hardin has asked for air time on tomorrow's "Wednesday War Room." Whether he gets it or not, I'm willing to bet we're gonna hear from the big cowboy. THE PHOENIX RISES FROM THE ASHES... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Talk about a change in attitude! You've gotta love what this little Sun Tsi guy has done with the White Phoenix. I guess you could say he's instilled a "burning desire" in Shinja Chow. Ha! You can be sure that Sun Tsi hasn't affected Chow's memory at all. Remember back at Snow Brawl... damn it was cold up in Alaska... anyway, remember when Serge Annis tried his best to be like the Phoenix and spat that lighter fluid, costing he and Chow the match? Well, Serge, payback is hell. And it looked like the flames of hell Saturday when the White Phoenix blew a fireball into the face of Annis! Just to give you an update, Annis suffered some burns on his face and arms -- nothing too serious, but it may have spooked him enough to check the flame level on his Zippo next time. Hehe! The way Serge was acting Saturday, cutting himself up and dropping black roses all over the place, maybe this will burn some sense into him. Or maybe the Phoenix is dyslexic and he actually read "HEAT" across Serge's cheek. Hell, I dunno. But I do know that Chow has come back with a vengeance since finding the little Sun Tsi guy. Supposedly, Chow is now learning "The Way," whatever that is. But "the way" the old guy was whacking the Phoenix in the footage we saw, I ain't arguing with him. AND ALL THIS VIOLENCE... YADDA, YADDA, YADDA... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ You know, it's getting real difficult to tell which side of their faces the IIWF administrators are talking from. We've got President Danny up in his palatial office saying he wants to reprimand and possibly suspend wrestlers who injure each other or IIWF personnel. Then we've got the IIWF Executive Committee -- the guys who back the IIWF financially -- who know that when blood flows, so does the cash. Gee, who do you think is gonna win _that_ argument? I can answer that with one simple fact. This Saturday, you're gonna see cage matches like you've never seen them in the IIWF. It's gonna be a night _full_ of cage matches! In fact, I understand the marketing department is already calling Saturday's show "Rage in the Cage." Cool. Nothing draws blood like some good 'ol chain link and nobody knows how to use that chain link like the bad boys of the IIWF. This is the sort of card that's usually reserved for pay-per-views, and it's one that will probably test President Danny's new violence committee -- or whatever they're called. At least we know Poutine Whatshisname won't be on that committee. Hehe! WHAT WAS GOING THROUGH POUTINE'S MIND? HIS TEETH! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Speaking of the little Poutine fellow, wasn't it nice of Steve "The Fury" Kowalski to do a little chiropractic work on him Saturday night. And all that after Poutine said some nasty things to the New Jersey Nightmare. [Footage rolls subtitled "Saturday Night:" Kowalski lunges at Janois with a kick to the midsection, doubling the official over. He puts Janois' head between his legs, and underhooks first one arm, and then the other. The crowd jeers louder than ever as Kowalski hoists Janois up and drives his head into the concrete floor with his Skullpump double underhook piledriver.] Oh man, I could watch that over and over all night. [yelling off camera] Guys, can you show that again? Huh? Why not? You wimps! Hey, as far as I'm concerned, Kowalski had a perfect right to be mad after Marty Walnut chickened out Saturday night. Walnut merely forced Kowalski to subject Janois to the Skullpump, so if the IIWF Executive Committee wants to penalize anyone, it should be Marty Walnut. And you want to hear a good rumor making the rounds in the locker room? I hear that a certain Vice-President who thinks Janois was getting too much power urged Kowalski to knock him out of action. Hey, I don't make up these rumors, I just spread 'em. Anyway, it's getting pretty crowded at Portland General Hospital. Janois suffered neck and back injuries and will be out of action for at least six weeks. So don't look for him back in the IIWF before Ring Wars III. The bad news is that President Danny will probably take his place on the Special Concerns Committee. Better watch your back, Spreadbury! "QUICKSTRIKING" OUT... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ January wasn't a very good month for Chris Quigley, but the rest of us sure enjoyed it. In fact, Quigley hasn't won a match in the last two weeks, which just goes to prove what I've said all along -- he's deadweight. Last Saturday, Quigley made a big mistake when he upset Deathbringer and an even bigger mistake when he laid his hands on the dead guy. Between Lord Byron's trusty cane and Deathbringer's chokeslam, Quigley was going nowhere fast. Now any other wrestler in the IIWF would realize that everyone in the federation hates him, but not Quigley, no sir. He started running his yap about Dan Kauffman, Deathbringer, Marty Walnut, and then he had the audacity to challenge Joe Petrow to something called a Quickstrike Match. Jeez, talk about ego -- naming a match after yourself! And if we needed proof that Quigley is a fool, he said he's willing to bet his shot at Kauffman at Ring Wars III. That's a match to _prove_ that Quigley is on his way out of the IIWF. "Soundbite" has spoken! THE RETURN OF THE GRAND VIZIER? ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Okay morons, admit it. You all saw the Grand Vizier skulking around the IIWF Coliseum Saturday night, didn't you? Dross is an old man and his eyesight is going, but I _know_ what I saw -- and it sure looked like the Arabian Knights' old manager. Remember when the Grand Vizier was forced to leave the IIWF after a match with Pain Inc.? Well maybe he was just interested in checking out the action Saturday night. Yeah, right. You morons believe that if you want to, but I know what a guy like the Grand Vizier wants... money and power. What better way to get money and power than to manage in the IIWF? It worked for that Mr. Kaseem guy. Sometimes I scare myself with my intelligence. MAKE ROOM FOR DADDY... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Just when you thought we had been subject to every family member the Harlequins could throw at us, along comes Poppa Harlequin, a guy known in the wrestling world as The Puppet Master. I doubt you could have missed this guy Saturday night, but just in case... he was the one in the dark blue tights, white lab coat, mask and glasses. Personally, I hate this guy the most because he's responsible for Tragedy and Chaos. What kind of woman would go to bed with a guy like that... The Puppet Mistress? I've got to believe the Harlequins are feeling the pressure from Otto Verhoeven and Cheshire. When they feel the need to call in dear 'ol dad, you know something is up. MEDUSA IN A RAGE... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Hey, Medusa is out of the hospital, and no one knows it better than Joe Petrow. Medusa, who was sent to the hospital by Petrow a few weeks ago, confronted her attacker again Saturday night -- this time from behind... with a steel chair. She then added insult to injury by watching Dirt Dog Unique Allah touch all four turnbuckles to win the Dog Collar match. Petrow wasn't a happy man, and you know it's always dangerous to mess around with lunatics and idiots, but Medusa seems to know how to handle the Dirt Dog. How much loonier could Petrow be? BACK ON THE ROAD TO DOMINATION... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ I was getting all excited last week when the Venusian Death Cell finally went off the deep end and nearly crushed Mr. Psycho's spine on the steel guard rail. I was sure that it was the end of Domination. Well, it looks like the injury was nothing but a case of premature eradication. You know by know that Mistress went out and found another partner for Monster -- someone she refers to as "the finest wrestler on the planet." Yes, it's El Super Gecko! Nah, we couldn't make Domination even better than they were. She hired some guy named "Perfect" Dani Jarvier. Funny, I've never heard of him, but I can't wait to see the guy in action to find out if he can live up his name. You all know that NO ONE has been perfect in the ring since Steve Roberts graced the squared circle. MAD DOGS AND PATRIOTS... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ Listen up, because I don't pass out compliments to jerks like American Patriot very often. But it seems he was the only one in the IIWF with cahones big enough to pick up the open contract of one Mad Dog Watkins. I would have done it myself, but this back problem prevents me... well, you know. And that's a good thing for Watkins, too! Sure, the Patriot took a beating, but he had Watkins beaten until his knee gave out. Okay, there's the compliment, now I'm gonna tell you why the American Patriot is the biggest idiot this side of Barry Norton... or whatever his name is. Ever since the IIWF Hotline came out, the Patriot has been calling the IIWF demanding a shot at Steve Kowalski. It seems Kowalski said something nasty about the Patriot in the "Can We Talk" segment -- I don't know what because I can never get past the great option number two. Anyway, I pulled the tape from the IIWF answering machine after one of the Patriot's calls. Hehe, listen to this: [Roberts produces a tape player and punches a button. The American Patriot's voice begins to play:] AP: After listening to the IIWF Hotline, I was not amused by Steve Kowalski's answer to the question "Who would you most like to see retire?" Well, tell Kowalski that I WILL NEVER RETIRE! I don't know the meaning of the word. You know why I wear the mask? Well, it's because patriotism isn't labeled by a face. Why should I show my face to the public while calling myself the American Patriot? There is no set standard for an American Patriot. Now, it's obvious that Kowalski has a problem with me. So, let's settle it. Step into the ring with me. You want me, Kowalski? Well, YOU GOT ME! [Roberts pushes the "off" button.] Hey Patriot, you'd better be careful what you wish for. And by the way, you ever heard of a phone book? Call Kowalski your own damned self! ************************************************************************** ----------------- UP CLOSE AND PERSONAL: THE SANDMAN -------------------- ************************************************************************** So you tuned in to learn a little bit more about the Sandman, huh? I've never had much use for the guy myself, but Dross decided that you morons wanted to find out what makes him tick. I guess Dross learned more than he wanted to. I need some coffee, so just watch this tape: [SCENE: Tim Dross stands in the grand ballroom of a dark, yet magnificent castle. A glow comes from a roaring fireplace nearby, casting eerie, flickering shadows on the walls. Dross looks around, then back at the camera.] TD: Hello ladies and gentlemen, Tim Dross here at the Knights Castle awaiting the mysterious Sandman for this week's "Up Close and Personal" interview. I guess now... [Dross pauses at the sound of heavy footsteps and he nervously looks around] ah... ahem... I guess now we'll find out more about the... [the Sandman appears directly behind Dross and startles him] Sandman! SM: Please, [he places his hand on Dross's shoulder] no need for alarm. I'm here to talk not to wrestle. Have a seat. [he motions towards a couple of large gothic chairs; the two sit] TD: Thanks, Sandman. Let's get down to business. First off, there is a strong mystique about you. Can you tell us where you're from? SM: I am from the deep depths of Hades. I am the collective fears and nightmares of the world. A demon, spawn from hell. TD: Aw, come on, that's a bit far fetched. Do you expect the fans and me to believe that? SM: [slowly turning to Dross as his eyes light up] Do you want to question it? TD: [loosening his collar and tie] Ahem.... [coughs] No... no Sandman. Le... let's move on. Urmm... ah yes, how does it feel now that you're more of a solo wrestler without the backing of the Dark Knights? SM: The Dark who? Ha ha ha! I was the leader of that pride and the rest couldn't handle it. We were all meant to be solo wrestlers but I wanted to unify the greatest powers of the IIWF. TD: To do what? SM: Think about it, my good friend -- powerhouse Brad "Bodybag" Kinder, the ever crafty Deathbringer, the deadly Phantom, my brother in darkness the P.O.D., and the giant Archangel... we could have ruled the IIWF. TD: Well four of them have left the IIWF and the others just disbanded. What happened? SM: Kinder... I know he had his reasons. The rest I suppose felt threatened by my superior technical skills and made up reasons to leave. It's better that way because I'm more accomplished without them. TD: Let's not forget that Deathbringer was the former World champion and Kinder held the Intercontinental championship. What makes you... SM: [cutting off Dross in mid-sentence] That's just it, the Intercontinental title is my next objective. Drossy, you should feel honored to be sitting next to the uncrowned Intercontinental champion. I'll beat anyone to prove myself. Whoever the corporate guys want to send my way, I'll send em' back on stretchers and I won't stop until the title is MINE! TD: That's some big words there. I know for a fact that the competition for that title is stiff. SM: That's right -- they will all be stiff after my Nightmare slam! TD: [in a sarcastic tone] Or your magic dust. [The Sandman raises his hand as if to smack Dross... but he refrains.] SM: I'm going to ignore you said that. TD: You can't deny the magic dust. It's helped you out more than a couple of times. What is that stuff anyway? SM: [thoughtfully] I guess I can't deny it. But then again, _you_ can't deny my power or technical skills in the ring. Dust or no dust... protect your neck! By the way Dross, wanna try some of the dust? TD: No, no, that's quite alright. [he carefully eases away from the Sandman] SM: Really... it will make you feel... good. Just ask Heidi or Harlequin Tragedy. Ha ha ha! TD: That's a good name to bring up. What's your deal with Heidi? SM: She's nothing. I've got plenty of women. I did all that merely to [BLEEP] off Butcher boy. Ya see, Dross, along with the physical aspect of wrestling, you have a mental game. Being gifted with a brain helps as much as muscle. You play with their heads and they fight on emotion. That's a mistake. When I see them unstable I attack... [he clenches a fist and points to the Sleeper tattoo] ...then the Nightmare begins. TD: Clever, I never would have expected that from you. This interview is full of surprises. SM: [quickly standing up] Well here's another! [The camera man wobbles and falls to the ground as the Sandman tosses some dust at him, but the camera is able to pick up a shot of Sandman also dusting Dross. The Sandman walks over to the camera, picks it up, and looks directly into the lens at a frightening angle.] SM: The IC title WILL BE MINE! Those who step up will be buried. No more games. THE NIGHTMARE CONTINUES! [He throws the camera down and the screen goes black. Cut back to Steve Roberts in the studio.] Ha! Was that great or what? Dross said the last thing he remembered was passing out in the castle. He woke this morning hugging the birdbath on his front lawn. I'll bet that got the neighbors talking! Okay, on to the next segment: ************************************************************************** ---------------------- WEDNESDAY NIGHT PREVIEW ------------------------- ************************************************************************** There is plenty of action scheduled for the IIWF Coliseum tomorrow night. Tim Dross... if he is [ahem] feeling better by then, will join Becky LaRue for all the results and highlights from tomorrow's show in the "Wednesday War Room." I'll be stuck at the Coliseum with that Fairy Morton guy for live reports. Here are the scheduled matches: SINGLES MATCHES: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Requiem vs. "Nifty" Ned Norton * Cheshire vs. El Super Gecko * "Badboy" Randy Acorn vs. Majestic Maurice McArthur * Sandman vs. Nightwing * American Patriot vs. "Real Deal" Luke Steele * Creed vs. Venusian Death Cell TAG TEAM MATCHES: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * G.W.R. vs. Barnacle Brothers * Cold Spell vs. The Rotundos * Domination vs. Armed Forces * The Hangmen vs. Prophets of Rage And like I told you earlier, Saturday is gonna be a great one with lots of blood. Get ready for "Rage in the Cage." Here are the matches already signed: SPECIAL MATCHES: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * QUICKSTRIKE CHALLENGE MATCH: Joe Petrow vs. Chris Quigley * NO DISQUALIFICATION MATCH: Zodiac Connection vs. Pain Inc. (chained to the Armed Forces) CAGE MATCHES: ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Dan Kauffman vs. "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare * The White Phoenix vs. Deathbringer * Prophets of Rage vs. The Players' Club * $300,000 PURSE MATCH: Subway Psycho vs. Otto "the Butcher" Verhoeven * IIWF WORLD TAG TEAM CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Dark Disciples vs. Domination * IIWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Marty Warnett vs. Steve "the Fury" Kowalski * IIWF CRUISERWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: "Enigma" Takezo Musashi vs. Tiger Claw ************************************************************************** ------------------------ IIWF SINGLES RANKINGS -------------------------- ************************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name F/H Fought W L D Win% Ranking (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Casey James H 31 20 9 2 68% (8) WC Marty Warnett F 29 19 10 0 66% (IC) IC "Enigma" Takezo Musashi N 24 19 5 0 79% (CW) CW ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Mad Dog Watkins H 6 5 1 0 83% (2) 1 Deathbringer H 26 20 4 2 81% (1) 2 Dan Kauffman H 26 18 6 2 73% (WC) 3 Lord Byron H 17 12 5 0 71% (5=) 4 Steve Kowalski H 14 10 4 0 71% (7) 5 Otto Verhoeven H 24 16 7 1 69% (3) 6 The White Phoenix F 16 11 5 0 69% (5=) 7 Subway Psycho F 27 17 8 2 67% (9) 8 Chris Quigley F 18 12 6 0 67% (4) 9 Dirt Dog Unique Allah N 9 6 3 0 67% (12=) 10 Billy Shakespeare F 30 19 10 1 65% (11) 11 Brody Thunder H 14 9 5 0 64% (14) 12 Creed N 8 5 3 0 63% (12=) 13 Serge Annis N 6 3 2 1 58% (19) 14 Cheshire H 7 4 3 0 57% (10) 15 Tiger Claw H 42 22 18 2 55% (15) 16 Mr. Damage H 24 13 11 0 54% (16) 17 The Sandman F 26 13 13 0 50% (17) 18 Ronnie Paris F 6 3 3 0 50% (18) 19 Venusian Death Cell H 15 7 8 0 47% (20) 20 The Hangman H 14 5 6 3 46% (21) 21 Stud Stetson H 12 4 6 2 42% (22) 22 "Badboy" Randy Acorn H 5 2 3 0 40% (23=) 23 American Patriot F 6 2 4 0 33% (23=) 24 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Highwayman F 3 3 0 0 100% (25=) 25= Nightwing F 3 3 0 0 100% (25=) 25= "Sychosys" Joe Petrow N 4 3 1 0 75% (25=) 27 "Real Deal" Luke Steele F 3 2 1 0 67% (28) 28 Spur H 2 0 2 0 0% (29) 29 Requiem F - - - - - (-) - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************** ------------------------ IIWF TAG TEAM RANKINGS ------------------------ ************************************************************************** ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name of team F/H Fought W L D Win% Ranking (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Dark Disciples H 8 5 2 1 69% (WT) WT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Rising Sun Revolution F 14 11 3 0 79% (1) 1 Domination F 7 4 1 2 71% (2) 2 The Armed Forces H 25 17 7 1 70% (3) 3 High Plains Drifters H 27 17 9 1 65% (4) 4 The Arabian Knights H 15 9 6 0 60% (5) 5 The Hangmen H 15 8 5 2 60% (6) 6 The Alphabet Boys F 14 7 5 2 57% (7) 7 The Zodiac Connection F 16 8 8 0 50% (8) 8 Pain Inc. H 15 7 7 1 50% (9) 9 G.W.R. N 8 4 4 0 50% (11) 10 The Players' Club F 11 5 6 0 46% (10) 11 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Harlequins N 3 3 0 0 100% (12) 12 Prophets of Rage H 1 1 0 0 100% (13=) 13= Night Patrol H 1 1 0 0 100% (13=) 13= W & W Express H 1 0 1 0 0% (15) 15 Cold Spell F - - - - - (-) - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************** ------------- COMING FRIDAY: COUNTDOWN TO SATURDAY NIGHT ---------------- ************************************************************************** Okay morons, be sure to tune in tomorrow night for "Wednesday War Room," and then Friday for "Countdown to Saturday Night." Big card Saturday... yadda, yadda, yadda. I need a beer. I'm outta here. [The credits roll as Steve Roberts resumes wadding up papers on the desk and tossing them over his shoulder. 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