##### ###### ### ########## ########## ########## #### ## ########## ########## ########## #### # #### ######## ##### ##### #### ## ##### #### #### #### #### ### #### #### #### #### ############# ######### #### #### ########### ######### #### #### #### #### #### ######### ######### ### #### #### ######### ######### ### ## #### ######## ######## ## # #### =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ## =-=-=-= INTERNATIONAL INTERNET WRESTLING FEDERATION =============================================== "IIWF MONDAY MUSINGS" February 24, 1997 =============================================== ************************************************************************** -------------------- IIWF SATURDAY NIGHT RESULTS ----------------------- ************************************************************************** February 22, 1997 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ RANDY ACORN def. NIGHTWING PAIN INC. def. THE ALPHABET BOYS THE CELL def. NED NORTON LUKE STEELE def. MR. DAMAGE JOE PETROW/M. McARTHUR def. G.W.R. CREED def. MARTY WARNETT THE DARK DISCIPLES def. THE ZODIAC CONNECTION LORD BYRON def. TAKEZO MUSASHI CHRIS QUIGLEY def. OTTO VERHOEVEN DOUBLE COUNTOUT: STEVE KOWALSKI vs. THE SANDMAN NO CONTEST: CASEY JAMES vs. BRODY THUNDER vs. DANNY DYNAMITE ************************************************************************** ----------------- THE WRESTLERS SPEAK: FLASH FORUM --------------------- ************************************************************************** "OUTLAW" J.W. HARDIN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [J.W. Hardin stands in the interview area, his cowboy hat pulled low. He wears a Brody Thunder "I ain't leavin' 'til yer bleedin'" t-shirt.] JWH: Like I said when I came home: Ain't... life... grand? Yeah, I'm supposed to be on my way back to Europe right now, but I'm announcin' right here... right now... that I'll never set foot in another wrestling ring to compete. Some egomaniacs need "farewell tours" 'fore they hang up the tights after Ring Wars III -- I ain't mentionin' any names -- but the "Outlaw" can simply say... "I'm retirin'." People been screamin' and askin' "what happened Saturday night?" It's very simple. Brian Lau saw the Players' Club becomin' a little too strong after they left Quigley a whimperin' in the middle of the ring. By the way, Quigley, no need ta thank us. Lau knew that with Kauffman's pull, the Syndicate could be in danger. So he talked ta Thunder and then called me. Fortunately, Danny boy decided to call it quits and ended the threat, but we decided it would be a shame to pass up deliverin' a good butt kickin' to Dynamite and Reyna. That was simply a message, boys -- don't mess with the wrong people. People been sayin' you can't believe anything the ol' Outlaw tells ya. Well... [he looks off camera and scowls] Don't tell me to wrap up this here interview, boy! I'll wrap it up when I'm damn well ready! Where was I? Oh yeah... when I came back to the IIWF, I told everyone that Brody Thunder is the future of this organization. I know it, Brian Lau knows it, Thunder knows it, and even all you morons out there know it. That's why I taught Thunder the Cattle Buster... and watched him perfect it Saturday night. There's been a changin' o' the guard in the IIWF. "Mean and nasty" now has a new name: Brody Thunder. It's been fun, kids, but every Outlaw knows the time to get off the trail. See, even in retirin' I can beat Kauffman to the punch -- it sure ain't like he ever came close to beatin' me in the ring. So I'm moseyin' off to see Josey Wales and help the Drifters straighten things out. Then... hell, I might even make an honest woman outta little Becky. Only one thing is certain... [Hardin turns his back to the camera and begins to leave.] ...no one had better come lookin' for the "Outlaw" again. [Fade.] ************************************************************************** NIGHTWING ~~~~~~~~~ [Nightwing stands in the interview area, war paint still marking his face from the evening's match against Randy Acorn.] NW: Victory seems to come in small measures for some in the IIWF, but victory incomplete is no victory at all. Acorn, take your petty win, but be content in the knowledge that you were not the better man Saturday night. And Cheshire... do you think that stealing an eagle gives you some advantage over me? Chiquoit is a friend, but the spirits live inside _me_. I am the one you want, Cheshire. Come and get me... if you dare! ************************************************************************** CHESHIRE ~~~~~~~~ [Cheshire is sitting in the middle of the interview area, wearing a cowboy hat and gently stroking a small bundle of brown feathers. Then he looks into the camera and smiles] CH: Hello Chickenwing. Are you missing something? What? Someone stole your bird? Sorry to hear that. Hehehe. Well, okay, I'm a poor liar. I have your bird. Surprised? No? Anyway, you probably want to know why I did this... cruelty to you, Chickenwing. You know, it's a kind of an experiment. All those Indians, oh, I'm sorry, Native Americans, they think they are spirit bound to their totem animals, hehe, and thus draw their strength from the presence of those animals, or at least that's what I've read. You've indeed shown some impressing fights since your debut here in the IIWF, and you seem to get better from match to match. Now, I concluded that without your parakeet you'd be nothing more than a kid in an Indian's costume, hehehe. Well, you already lost your first match because of your bird's absence - Hi, Randy - and I'm keen to see whether your run of bad luck will continue, ahahaha. [looks at the feathers] Hmm, I think these would make a good feather duster. On the other hand my pillow would need a new stuffing... ************************************************************************** OAK & THE CELL ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Oak, the Venusian Death Cell and four others whose faces are concealed by hoods are in the IIWF interview studio.] OAK: Good evening, people. I'm so glad I've been given this chance to air my views on what happened out here just a few moments ago. 'Nifty' Ned Norton is the first in a long line of many to feel the wrath that the pent-up emotions inside this man over the past few months have created. This man, The Cell, is the strongest man in the IIWF today. I know it, you know it, but now, more importantly, he knows it. Ned, I apologise for what happened, but it had to be done. May your injuries soon heal. [Fade out.] ************************************************************************** "REAL DEAL" LUKE STEELE ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Cut to the interview area where "The Real Deal" Luke Steele is standing. He's not happy, as is evident by the fresh holes punched in the wall.] LS That's it, that's just it! Damage, you proved yourself to be an all-time lowlife. And as for your statement that you got the idea from M*A*S*H*, well pal, you aren't even original. I highly doubt it was the 4077th that you got the idea from, more likely a copy of Wrestlmania 9. The last person to use chloroform in pro-wrestling was Giant Gonzalez; and where is he now? Buddy, you couldn't even come up with an original idea. And now there is this news that we're partners at Ring Wars. Mr. President, with all due respect, this has to be the biggest crock of all time. Look at my partners: Damage, Otto "Meat Market" Verhoeven, and some guy who calls himself the Hangman? Well listen up Auto, Damaged, and Hangnail -- I don't care what your problems are with me, I will single-handedly take myself and any of you who's willing to victory. As for our opponents, American Patriot, I got nothin' against you. Randy Acorn, you're a pathetic excuse of a Bad Boy. Stud Stetson, pal you're down and out and it's gonna get even worse. And lookee lookee who else is on the other team. Ronnie Paris, last time we met I tried to help you out. You spurned me, and that ticks me off. No more help pal, I respect you but I'm finding myself liking you less and less. One other thing: this idiot called Spur. Hey buddy, if you want the Real Deal, all you have to do is ask. Quit skirting the issue, and come get some. Name me Paris's next opponent, name me your own opponent, either way put up or shut up. The last IIWF Pay Per View was a good one for me, and Ring Wars III is gonna get even better. It'll be my first step towards unseating ol' WhiteBread, BlackHeart, YellowBelly, whatever Casey James as champion. Later Baby Dolls. [Fade out] ************************************************************************** TEAM SYCHOSYS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Joe Petrow and Majestic Maurice McArthur walk onto the set. Petrow is ecstatic, but McArthur is holding his head and looking confused.] JP: Well, now the whole world knows about the nuclear bombshell that Joe Petrow has dropped on the IIWF! They said I wouldn't be able to find a partner I could work with, but they didn't know that I had teamed up with the hottest commodity in the business today, TRIPLE M! [Joe makes the official "Triple M Double Hand Sign", holding three fingers on one hand, three fingers held upside down [resembling an M] on the other. McArthur is seen fumbling around with his fingers in the background trying to get it right] Team Sychosys is on their way to the belts, and it's all thanks to this guy! Tell 'em, Mac! MM: [holding his head] Well, I... JP: That's enough big guy, I know you're exhausted, I'll take it from here. Like my partner was saying, with just one match Team Sychosys has synchronized their skills to the point where two separate bodies actually give the impression of working as one! And as Spoiler found out, NOBODY gets up from the Sychosynthesys, the greatest tag team finisher of all time! Next week, we've got two boys from the bad streets of Sleepy Hollow, Harlequin Heat. But it doesn't matter who you are or where you come from, because Team Sychosys is on a mission! And that mission is not only gaining the United States tag team titles, but also redefining tag team wrestling as we know it! 3M, [Petrow grabs McArthur's arm] it's time to celebrate, Sycho Style! [McArthur looks more than a little scared as Team Sychosys leaves the set.] ************************************************************************** CEO & CREED ~~~~~~~~~~~ [The blood red left-handed glove of Creed waggles in front of the camera as the somewhat excited voice of The CEO is heard in the background...] CEO: That's the left hand that beat Lord Byron. That's the left hand that beat the Sandman. That's the left hand that beat the IIWF Intercontinental Champion. And Mad Dog Watkins -- that's the left hand that is gonna chokeslam you right out of the IIWF at Ring Wars III! CREED: You've had your day, "Old Dog." I'm gonna move you out. ************************************************************************** DON McQUEEN & THE DARK DISCIPLES ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Don McQueen stands in the interview area, with a smug expression on his face. He is flanked by Kane and Wulf, with their World title belts hanging over their shoulders, grinning malevolently.] DM: Well, well, well. Things turned out quite nicely for us in the end. My boys got a little breather from holding the belts, and when we decided it was time to get back to kicking in skulls, we took them right back again! Zodiac Connection, it's nothing personal, we simply couldn't allow you to hold those belts for longer than a week. You see, some people in life, like us, are destined for greatness. Others, like you guys, are destined for mediocrity. The strong prey on the weak, and the weak fall by the wayside. Do yourselves a favor Zodiacs, don't get in our way again! KANE: Pig Patrol, Pain Inc., you've got a lot of nerve meddling in the affairs of the Dark Disciples. If there is one thing I cannot stand, it is a donut-munching pig interfering in my business. You guys might think you have dished out some brutality in the past, but nothing you have done will measure up to the carnage we shall leave when Wulf and I finally get our hands on you. Team Brutality, prepare to be brutalized! WULF: And after we get done busting up those meek fools, I get the chance to sink my teeth into fleshier meat. Domination, you guys have the title shot at Ring Wars III. Once again you will have the chance to wrest the belts from our grasp, and once again you'll go home empty handed. Well you would be... that is if you are in any condition to get home... [deranged cackle] ************************************************************************** LORD BYRON ~~~~~~~~~~ [Lord Byron stands in the IIWF interview arena, dressed in an elegant black double-breasted suit and holding his brass topped cane.] LB: [smirking] Just a little example of what is in store in the four-week countdown to Ring Wars III. The Enigma gave a me hard battle [Byron sneers] but I was only ever going to allow for one final result. Let this go down as a warning: At Ring Wars III, be it Warnett, Kowalski, the Sandman, whoever - the IIWF Intercontinental Title will be mine. And from there to the ESWP, and Troy Walters. [Byron brushes his hair back, and sneers.] Four more weeks. March 22nd. I'll be waiting. Ciao. ************************************************************************** CHRIS QUIGLEY ~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Cut to "Quickstrike" Chris Quigley in the IIWF interview area.] CQ: I'll give the "German Juggernaut" all the credit in the world. He's one helluva wrestler, but as we've seen more than enough times in the last few weeks, when two high caliber stars meet in the ring, a man who's not used to losing has to lose. That was the case tonight. It was a hard fought match the whole way. I never once said I didn't respect Otto Verhoeven, I just said I could beat him. I did that tonight, and I think I may have gained a little more respect in his eyes as well. A respect that started when I humbled Deathbringer last week. I don't know what Verhoeven expected of me tonight, but I did not let my anger control me, I got on the mat and wrestled him, and in the end, I was too good for him to handle. Case closed. Dan Kauffman scouted me again tonight. And so he should. If he doesn't watch me for every single second, and try to memorize each and every one of my game plans, and I have quite a few of them believe me, then he's going to be _humiliated_ in his farewell match. And ya know? I think I'd honestly hate to see that happen. ************************************************************************** OTTO "THE BUTCHER" VERHOEVEN ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Otto Verhoeven, his head lightly bandaged, and Nurse Heidi stand in the interview area. Heidi has tears in her eyes while Verhoeven's face is still red with rage.] OV: I don't believe it! I just don't believe it! That talentless oaf defeated me... PINNED me in the middle of the ring with a loser move like a reverse cradle! [he throws his hands up in frustration] How could this happen?! NH: This [sniff], this is all my fault. If I hadn't removed the padding you... OV: No! [He calms down considerably and strokes her blonde hair gently] It was not your fault. I underestimated that devious rat, thought I had already won... but that won't happen again. Celebrate your victory as long as you can, we both know that this thing is not finished like this. I will wait in the background, wait for the right time to strike again and then, Quigley, then it will be all different. NH: [Sniff] You better [sniff] believe that. [Fade to black, but you can still hear Verhoeven: "And now somebody has to suffer." Complete fade.] ************************************************************************** THE PLAYERS' CLUB ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Dynamite and Reyna face the camera.] DDD: IIWF... This is straight [BLEEP]. First off, Hardin and Thunder.. Boys, your time will come. Hardin, you old son of a bitch, I hope you're STILL alive when we return. God knows a old man like you lives day by day. MR: Thunder... "Lone Wolf"... You put some serious damage to me and Danny. But, its only two months... we'll be watchin' closely. We're not givin' up, we're just healing from the best ass kickin' we've received in a long time. But you know what, like the others, we WILL come back, and send you two cowgirls OUT of the IIWF... FOREVER! DDD: IIWF, looks like we won't be your first U.S. Tag champs, but rest a-damn-sured, we WILL be the future champs! [Fade] ************************************************************************** "LONE WOLF" BRODY THUNDER ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Brody Thunder stands in the IIWF interview area.] BT: Well the end o' an era has come. But "the Outlaw" J.W.Hardin is goin' out the same way he came inta this organization... a winner. An' with the knowledge he passed onta me... well... let's just say the future looks a whole lot brighter now. That is a debt I can't repay. But one that'll rack up the bodycount. Vaya con dios, amigo... 'I'm here ta win titles an' make money'. That's what I said when I came ta this here federation... but I never said in what order, now did I? An' damn... have I made money. An' the latest one ta sign over a check to the Lone Wolf is the one and only Brian Lau. Sure we've had our... 'differences'... but when it comes ta greenbacks, we _all_ see eye-to-eye. 'Cept mebbe the Played Club. Don't feel bad fellas...you ain't the only ones who want a piece o' Brody Thunder. It seems to be in fashion ta talk the talk without walkin' the walk. I hear Kowalski sayin' how I'm beggin' ta be Skullpumped. Heheheh... well son... the only thing I'm beggin' fer... is fer you ta shut that trap o' yers an' hook 'em up. An' if yer waitin' on an invitation... consider yerself invited. You just bring that cussin' carcass o'yers ta the ring an' we'll see who leaves on their feet. Then I hear ol' Joe Petrow sayin' he ain't sure if he'll shake my hand or grab my neck. Listen up my friend... when we meet... an' we _will_ meet... if yer hand reaches fer anything but mine yer gonna find ya may've bitten off more'n ya can chew. Another friend, another enemy... it don't really matter that much ta me. I got me plenty o' both. So Joe... now ya know where I stand. Ya make yer play an' ya live with it. Plain an' simple. But don't say I didn't warn ya... An' that brings me ta my ol'friend... "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare. I know now why they call ya "Spotlight", Billy-boy. Cuz it's what they use ta try an' find ya when yer facin' some real competition. Yer harder ta find then an uncensored Kowalski interview. What's the problem Billy-boy? I know yer a loser, hell the entire fed knows yer a loser... but a coward? That's a new wrinkle in yer suit, son. Even when I was takin' yer cash ya never ducked anyone. Mebbe that's cuz _I_ was there fer the rough stuff. Well, Billy-boy, I ain't givin' up that easily. Ya may not wanna face me in the ring... that's fine. But mebbe you'll hafta face in the parking lot. Or the locker room. Or outside that dump o' yers in Ashland. Hmph... that's appropriate. Sounds like the perfect place ta bury ya when I'm through... ASH-land. So watch yerself Billy-boy... [Thunder smiles, lights up the cigar,takes a puff and then holds the cigar admiring it. He turns his face to the camera and the grin disappears quickly..] ...cuz I am. [The screen abruptly goes to black and a loud clap of thunder is heard.] ************************************************************************** REQUIEM ~~~~~~~ [Pitch black. The mournful melody of the Music Of The Unknowingly Damned wafts gently through the air. A dim light slowly begins to illuminate the IIWF Interview Area, revealing Requiem playing the night black guitar. The music stops and Requiem begins to speak, his chilling voice containing a hint of sorrow] REQ: Hangman, I do not shirk from my duty. I do not flee from the Darkness, especially from a blackened soul such as your own. Have you learned nothing from our last encounter? Did you not hear the warning within The Music Of The Unknowingly Damned? Sadly, it would seem not. Hangman, the Darkness has triumphed and you have turned your back upon the Light. It falls to me to pass sentence upon you. I adjudge you to be without hope of redemption, truly damned, and so you must be destroyed. It is a painful duty, but if an animal is suffering beyond all hope for a cure do we not destroy it, even though it saddens us greatly? When next we meet in the squared circle, prepare to be put down. ************************************************************************** STEVE "THE FURY" KOWALSKI ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [In front of a IIWF backdrop, The New Jersey Nightmare wipes his bloody brow. The Fury balls up the bloody towel and tosses it over his shoulder. There is still a little trickle of redness, but Kowalski doesn't notice.] SK: Was there doubt? Was there any doubt!?! Bloodiest match in the year so far, gotta be the FURY! The body left in the aisle back there was the Sandman. I guess the Iron Den ain't so bad, huh? Marty, I see ya a 'lil antsy to get a hold of me. I'll give ya a thumbs up fer signin' the line and seeing we settle the score. I'll be at ya match Wednesday, keep an eye out. I'll be watchin' ya back 'til Saturday. ************************************************************************** THE SANDMAN ~~~~~~~~~~~ [The interview area. The Sandman walks in with the bloody mask still on. The lights flicker off but the mysterious one is lit by a single spotlight. SM: Kowalski, I still stand, blood drenched and hungry for WAR! Saturday, our battle went unfinished but you know full well that we'll meet again. Maybe at Ring Wars or maybe somewhere else. Who knows where I'll be lurking? Warnett... your offer to me was March 1st. I blooded Kowalski this Saturday for you to take notice and I know you saw this blood stained mask [camera zooms in at the bloody mask as Sandman points to it] staring you down when you were wrestling Creed. There was fear in your eyes and that's why you lost. Can't you feel that title slipping away? I do and I see it fitting quite nicely around MY waist. [The lights flicker off and the Sandman disappears.] ************************************************************************** "SUPERTSTAR" STUD STETSON ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Superstar Stud Stetson stands in the IIWF interview room holding his leather strap and wearing his three week old, torn clothing.] SS: [calm and quiet voice] Last Saturday night, Mr. Spreadbury announced the wild card tag team elimination match. A few months ago I would have been whining about having to team up with a bunch of nobody punks. [pauses] But I ain't in any situation to be categorizing people anymore. [scratches his forehead] Seems the committee has decided to let the blabbering fool into the Ring Wars card after all and I will take this chance to earn that respect. Not only my opponents' respect, not only the IIWF's, but Lace's respect. Lace, this match is for you and I promise I will not let you down. [he looks off camera] Don't worry, I am almost done. I won't go on as long as usual. [back to the camera] Anyway, I look at these two teams and see something rather interesting. I see one team of talented individuals with much potential but for some reason are struggling and hoping to get back on track. On the other side we see either young hopefuls with a bright future or veterans on a roll. Now the common man would go with the currently hot team but I beg to differ. The team that is struggling has more to prove, they are hoping to gain back respect and dignity. And that team will be clawing and doing whatever it takes to win back past glory. That team is my team. And I guarantee I will do what ever it takes to earn victory and win back all that I have lost. Lace, let you down I will not. [He begins to leave and then stops] Oh, Otto. You're one of those big guns that are on a roll and for that reason I will be gunning for you that night. I will do what ever it takes to prove to you that I am the better man. It will be a war but I have too much riding on this to let you win it all. I will prevail. I will return. [Stetson leaves the room as the camera fades.] ************************************************************************** NIGHT PATROL ~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Night Patrol stands in the interview area.] BLAZER: Seems like the whole tag team scene is nothing but riots and muggings... KEENE: ...Good thing the cops are here! HAWKINGS: Indeed, Lieutenant. I feel, in my expert opinion, that, in unison with our friends, Pain Inc., all four tag team belts will be ours. KEENE: Disciples, you could've just dealt with the Zodiacs and it would have been fine. Heck, we would've helped you. But after your little stunt Saturday night, consider the Vandalism warrants back in effect! BLAZER: Wulf, Kane, you suckas only felt the beginning of what you're getting. And Wulf... How's the head, punk? Bustin' heads of Devil Worshippers is what we did on our nights off! HAWKINGS: My men have, along with Pain Inc., shown we have the talent, ability and leadership needed to take the belts...BOTH sets. KEENE: I'm also hearing talk about 8-man tag matches... right up our alley! no other stable in the IIWF is as solid as Team Brutality! let's put some belts on the line, and we'll talk. ************************************************************************** COLD SPELL ~~~~~~~~~~ [Cold Spell -- Icehawk and Edmund Fitzgerald -- are in the IIWF interview area.] ICE: [taking two pieces of cardboard out of an envelope] This is my collection of tickets to the IIWF's Saturday shows, because we've still never wrestled on one. But I'm not going to be the 67th wrestler this week to claim the IIWF executives are against them. No, no. I don't blame them at all. And I don't blame the other teams in the IIWF, either. After all, we aren't any fun to wrestle. With most of the tag teams, when you lose, you have a built-in excuse -- the other guys used a foreign object, or their manager interfered, or their friends came down to ringside, or they had an incredibly beautiful redhead at ringside and she distracted you ... [Icehawk's voice trails away and his eyes get distant] Now I heard the W & W Express saying something about how they gave us some kind of wrestling lesson. The only lesson I got from them was one that my dad taught me a long time ago. "Winners never cheat and cheaters never win." Casey James may think he gets away with it, but I'm getting tired of him and that bunch of Syndicate jerks. Don't be surprised if we do something about them. Tell 'em, Fitz. FITZ: In a little while, I'm going to go swimming in a mostly-frozen lake... and after about 20 minutes, nothing that a wrestler can do to me seems too bad. But the art of survival is as much mental as it is physical, and the Express learned that last time. We got them so rattled that they got themselves DQed. And we only had a couple days to prepare for that match. Give us a couple weeks, and we'll know our opponents better than their mothers do. Wednesday night, we'll find out who we are wrestling in the second round of the tournament. And whoever that turns out to be, know that we will be watching. And learning. As for going after the Syndicate, [glaring at Icehawk] my partner has a Robin Hood complex some of the time, but right now, we are concentrating on the U.S. Tag Titles. The Syndicate has nothing to do with us. ************************************************************************** THE W & W EXPRESS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [The W & W Express stand in the interview area. "Eye of the Tiger" blasts in the background.] WAYNE: Our first few weeks in the IIWF have been tough. You got the best tag teams in the world here. All of them fighting for one reason and one reason only -- the belts. Whether it be U.S. or World tag belts. People are fighting tooth and nail. The W & W Express plans to be right in the thick of things. WATSON: We are coming from the bottom of the ladder right to the top. We are going to take it match by match. These teams are afraid of us. We still haven't been beaten cleanly in the middle of the ring. WAYNE: These peons don't want to fight us. They want to dance around with each other. They can dance with us, but it will be their last dance. Their dance of death. WATSON: Whether it be Cold Spell, the Harlequins, or even the Dark Disciples. We'll take anybody on, any place any time under any circumstances. Throw us in a [BLEEP]ing alligator pit with another team. We don't care. WAYNE: Consider yourselves warned. 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