["Monkey Wrench" by the Foo Fighters kicks in as a montage of IIWF wrestlers in action flashes across the screen.  Dave Grohl's familiar screams reach a fevored pitch as Scott Rogers powerbombs "Dashing" Derek Lollygag practically through the mat. The screen errupts in an explosion and familiar graphics come flying through the smoke...]                  #####     ######   ###            ##########              ########## ########## ####       ##  ##########              ########## ########## ####  #   #### ########                #####      #####    #### ##  ##### ####                 ####       ####    #### ### ####  ####                 ####       ####    ############# #########                 ####       ####     ########### #########                 ####       ####     ####  ####   ####              #########  #########   ###   ####   ####              #########  #########   ###    ##    ####               ########   ########   ##      #    ####              =-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- ## =-=-=-=                INTERNATIONAL INTERNET WRESTLING FEDERATION             =================================================               "COUNTDOWN TO SATURDAY NIGHT" - June 6, 1997             ================================================= [The scene cuts to the "Dos Diablos" bar in the tourist section of Juarez, Mexico.  The camera swings around the room, first lighting on a group of newbile co-eds who are blowing off their first weekend of summer school at El Paso Community College by bar hopping across the border.  One of the the beautiful girls wears a shirt that reads "I'd Shag Summers, Baby!"  The next thing the camera highlights is the bar, which - while normally crowded - is packed full tonight due to the arrival of Steve Kowalski's "Furies" who are downing shots off Bushmill Whiskey and Montezuma Tequila. Finally, the camera zooms up to the makeshift announcing desk in a corner of the establishment near the bar where Larry Morton and Jackson Witt are seated.] LM:  Good evening ladies and gentlemen, and welcome to "Countdown to      Saturday Night". [Among the noise and din of the bar, a healthy round of applause can be heard, but is quickly drowned out as "Firestarter" by Prodigy begins to blare and the dance floor quickly fills.] LM:  I hope you can hear me folks...It seems that we will be competing      tonight with the party atmosphere here at "Dos Diablos" -- perhaps       the most popular establishment in Juarez. JW:  This place is really hot tonight, Larry, as you folks at home can      discern by the noise in the background.  We were originally scheduled      to originate from this small local bar that VP Owens picked out      personally for us, but it seems that the place was quarantined      earlier in the week following a bust from the local policia.  Seems      that the owner was into some...underhanded activities.  Makes me      wonder how Owens made the acquiantance of such a fellow. LM:  But it was Mr. Owens who managed to get our good friends Tim Dross      and Steve Summer out of their incarceration, as well as Steve      Roberts.  In fact, it was "Soundbite" who convinced the management of      "Dos Diablos" to let us broadcast "Countdown" here, live tonight! [With the mention of Roberts' name, a group of loverly Mexican ladies stand up in front of Morton and Witt and pull up their shirts with their backs to the camera, revelaing their "welcome" to the IIWF crew.  On their chest is written a sentence in Spanish...] JW:  [muttering a translation under his breath]  Shoot.....Soundbite      ....Shoot??? LM:  It seems that Steve has a certain type of appeal that knows no      borders of either nationality or ethnicity... JW:  Or taste... LM:  Be that as it may, I'm sure that he would have appreciated that      tittle...uhm...I mean little...welcome from our great Mexican fans      here south of the broder in Juarez. JW:  Well, I enjoyed it enough for all three of us.  Remind me to tell      Roberts - that is if someone can awaken him in time for the show      tommorrow.  Seems that Steve's "Lil Soundbiters" chapter here in      Juarez was quick to welcome him with a case of Dos Equis, a cabana      girl, and a marachi band.  Needless to say, Steve is spent and is      taking an extended siesta right now, but hopefully he'll be along in      time tommorrow to help Tim Dross bring you "IIWF Saturday Night" from      the Olympic Stadium. LM:  We've got a great night of action scheduled to come your way      tommorrow night in a special witching hour version of Saturday Night.      But before we talk about the hot card, let's recap the events that      took place at the Four Corners National Monument last Wednesday night      as the IIWF invaded four states at once... [As Morton's words trail off, the screen is filled up with footage from Wednesday's War Room which is transposed behind a screen full of graphics.] ************************************************************************ ---------------------- WEDNESDAY WAR ROOM REWIND ----------------------- ************************************************************************ RESULTS FROM THE WAR ROOM -- WEDNESDAY, JUNE 4, 1997:   -- Dunacn Macbeth def. Barnacle Brother Bluto (via pinfall)   -- Mad Dog Watkins def. Casey C. (via pinfall)   -- Otto "the Butcher" Verhoeven def. "Nifty" Ned Norton  (via pinfall)   -- Derek Mota def. El Super Gecko (via pinfall)   -- Highwayman def. Jumpin' Jack (via pinfall)   -- Tony Starks def. Mr. Damage (via submission)   -- Nightwing def. Scott Rogers (via pinfall)   -- "Real Deal" Luke Steele def. "The Enigma" Takezo Musashi (via DQ) IIWF RETIREMENT MATCH   -- High Plains Drifters def. The Hangmen (via pinfall) FOUR CORNERS MONUMENT MATCH (to determine #1 Contender for tag titles)   -- The Harlequins def. Violence Unlimited, W & W Express, and Cold Spell ========================================================================= LM:  Last Wednesday saw a great night of action, especially in the four      corners tag match that saw the Harlequins emerge victorious and      become the nuber one contenders for the World Tag Team Titles,      currently held by the Prophets of Rage. JW:  Great win for the Harlequins, who - in my opinion - had been slumping      a bit recently, what with Tragedy's lack of focus solely on tag team      wrestling.  I hear thathe still is not happy about his inability to      convince the IIWF front office to book him in more singles matches,      but this win should go along way towards convincing him that his      future success may indeed lie with teaming with his brother, the      young Chaos. LM:  And I would be discouraged if I didn't take this opportunity to bid a      fond farewell to the Hangmen who are leaving the IIWF after loosing      their retirement match with the High Plains Drifters -- a victory      that also earned the Drifters their coveted twentieth win. JW:  An impressive feat, and one that keeps the Drifters in the running      as one of the top contenders in the IIWF. LM:  Speaking of top contenders, our Saturday lineup looks like a      veritable who's who of the top contenders in the singles ranks.      Let's take a quick look at the whole lineup in store for you tommorow      on our "Midnight in Mexico" edition of Saturday Night. ************************************************************************** ---------------------- IIWF SATURDAY NIGHT PREVIEW------------------------ ************************************************************************** [Slowly the graphics fill up on the screen, one by one until the entire card is laid out.] IIWF SATURDAY NIGHT -- SATURDAY JUNE 7  -- "Midnight in Mexico" Olympic Stadium in Juarez, Mexico =============================================================== = Dark Disciples vs. The Last Resort = Ronnie Paris vs. Derek Mota = Mad Dog Watkins vs. Ike Sampson = Requiem vs. Subway Psycho = Deathbringer vs. Serge Annis = Prophets of Rage vs. Team Sychosys = Chris Quigley vs. Billy Shakespeare = Duncan Macbeth vs. Creed MAIN EVENT = "Lone Wolf" Brody Thunder vs. Tiger Claw ======================================================================= [The shot cuts back to the bar where the Furies are starting to cause quite a commotion.  One particularly heavy set Fury shots a double shot of Bushmills, stands, and screams..."Jersey Jack needs his Nightmare!!! Where the [bleep] is the FURY!!!"] LM:  Uhm....it seems that Steve Kowalski's fans have joined us here      tonight. JW:  Kowalski's fans in a bar?  Nah...never.... ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Dark Disciples vs. The Last Resort ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LM:  Let's get right into our Saturday Night preview with a look at our      opening match.  The former champions the Dark Disciples will square      off against the rising tag team of The Masked Avenger and El Diablo. JW:  And even though Diablo is returning to his native soil, you've got to      think that the Last Resort come into this one as the decided      underdogs.  Their style is...unusual at best, and the Disciples are      hot.  Real hot.  And the source of their anger?  Pain Inc. [SCENE: Don McQueen and the Dark Disciples stand in the backstage area. McQueen looks so angry he is on the verge of the bursting point, while Kane and Wulf stare into the camera with a dangerous, crazy glint in their eyes.] DM: Mr. Mic you little worm! Who the hell do ya' think you are, trying to     disrupt my boys during their match? You think we're gonna believe        that stunt you pulled was 'sposed to be an accident? You've          overstepped the mark way too far this time, punk!     I can understand ya' getting a little vexed over your goons losing       those tag team belts, but lets face facts buddy boy, it was     inevitable that would happen! You blame us for dropping those     titles? Well, those big idiots o' yours shouldna' walked in the     way of Kane and Wulf's fists when we were trying to lend you a hand.     God knows you needed one!     I'm tellin' ya' buddy boy, my patience is on a very short leash right     now! I'm starting to wonder if the Syndicate is big enough for     the two of us; hell, mark me convinced that there is no room     for two tag teams in this stable! What's going on with the     Syndicate anyway?  Brian Lau's cellular has been engaged all week and     I don't even know what we're 'sposed to have planned for the big card     tomorrow night! There's gonna' have to be some shakin' up going on     around here in the near future, mark my words! KANE: Morningstar, Hellraiser, we promised that as long as you wore              those tag team belts we would stand by your sides; I gave you                 my word on that. The Dark Disciples were team players, and we                 sacrificed our ambition for the greater good of the Syndicate...       temporarily. But know this: You have our seal of safety no                 longer! You fell to the Prophets of Rage last Saturday night, and        now we shall step into your place and reclaim those belts for       ourselves. As fighting men, you can expect no less of us; for in       the IIWF only the strongest survive.       No longer will Brian Lau hold us in restraint. No longer shall we       sit idle as the weak plunder the gold in the IIWF. Once       again, it is time for the Dark Disciples to take their rightful       place as the kings of this federation. Pain Inc, if you       try to stand in our way once again, you will be       squashed like little bugs. WULF: A couple of Wednesday's ago, the Dark Disciples proved in                 front of the world, beyond a doubt, that we are still THE tag team       force to be reckoned with in the IIWF. That's me and Kane; not                 the Prophets of Rage, not the Harlequins, and not a certain pair of       former tag team champions. We are the team before which all                 others quail in fear. We are the ones whom the championship                 committee has seen fit to hold back from the World titles-                 because they fear us! We are the ones whom no other tag team                 will sign a contract against- because they fear us! I'll let you all       in on a little secret: before our match, Rising Sun Revolution               went up to the match-making committee backstage; they                 backpeddled and whined and made all the excuses in the world in       order to avoid facing us, and it availed them nothing. Sooner or       later, every tag team must recognise that their fate lies in the       hands of the Dark Disciples.       Are you listening, Last Resort? I could barely contain my glee        when I heard that you had been designated as our next victims.          It shall be a task of the utmost ease to pummel you into       submission, and cart you off to our lair. What could the IIWF          suits be thinking? To throw an old man and an innocent little             whelp into the ring with us is sheer folly on their part! They must          not hold your safety in a very high regard, Last Resort...          [Demented cackle] KANE: Know this now: The Dark Disciples stepped in the ring against              the two time former World champions, supposedly the most                 technically skilled tag team in the world, and we decimated them.            Rising Sun Revolution went to their slaughter like a pair of lambs;             so it will be with all the other tag teams in the IIWF. DM: It looks like you have a lot to think about now, Mr. Mic! You're           gonna have to think long and hard about the position you hold in     the Syndicate. Are you prepared to buckle under the knuckle and     take a backseat to the Dark Disciples as you ought to? Or are you     gonna be real stupid and try to screw us over again? I'd give some     careful consideration to the consequences of any future actions you     have planned, buddy boy! Consider yourself on notice! [Fade back to the bar.] LM:  The Dark Disciples with a message to Pain Inc., their apparent FORMER      Syndicate brethren.  It seems that Brian Lau's gamble did not pay      off. JW:  I think that Lau knew this was going to happen, Larry.  Bringing in      your hated rival is a sure sign that your on the way out, and I think      Mr. Mic and the Disciples read the handwritting on the wall.  That's      going to be some match when they finally get Pain Inc. in the ring. LM:  Indeed, but Last Resort is not a team that should be overlooked.      Let's hear what this tag team had to say earlier in the week. [SCENE: El Diablo and the Masked Avenger of the Last Resort can be seen coming out of a dingy looking gym in downtown Juarez, Mexico. Both men are dressed in street clothes apart from their masks.] MA: You mean you actually used to train in there. That equipment must     have been at least 100 years old and those toilets, I thought I was     going to heave. ED: Is much better than the first place I train at least in there they     have some equipment. Anyways, you still don't seem to understand     is not just equipment, is desire, commitment and good     teaching. Do you's realise that several Mexican wrestling greats     started out here ? [A group of children walk past and a couple of them recognize El Diablo.] Kids: Look, look is El Diablo! [The Kids run over to where El Diablo and the Masked Avenger are standing. ] Kids: Mr Diablo, Mr Diablo can we please have your autograph! ED: Is a pleasure. MA: Do you want mine too? Kids: Why, who are you? [The Masked Avenger looks crestfallen as El Diablo signs his name for the children.  Eventually the two men are left on there own again.] MA: You know what I'm really looking forward to the match that we have     this Saturday against the Dark Disciples, they're former champions     you know. It looks like they have fallen out with their Syndicate     buddies so they should be ripe for a good kicking! ED: You are too rash, Masked Avenger and foolish.  What have I told you     about underestimating your opponents ? MA: Oh yeah! ED: Dark Disciples will prove to be very tough opponents. They are very     unconventional and they mya be trying to trick us into believing they     have fallen out with the rest of the Syndicate. This time     we will be ready for them, I have not spent over 20 years in     professional wrestling without learning a trick or two of my own. MA: I didn't realise you were THAT old. ED: I'm not I started young. Anyway, I feel the tide has turned, my     luck has changed a lot since I's grasped the opportunity to come to     IIWF and I feel that this time I will truly be able to show     my Mexican fans what I am capable of. No longer shall I be known as     "Unluckiest" wrestler in all of Mexico. Saturday night, Dark     Disciples, you's better come prepared because with the backing     of the fans we shall be more than ready for you ! [El Diablo looks at his watch...] ED: We best hurry or will be late for the interview for Mexican     Television. MA: But I don't speak Mexican. ED: Is good, I expect you to keep quiet then and not "put your foot in     it" as usual. MA: Er...OK. [El Diablo flags down a passing Taxi, the driver instantly recognises El Diablo and asks him for his autograph, a group of passersby overhear the excited Taxi driver and soon the duo are overwhelmed by eager autograph seekers. Fade.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Ronnie Paris vs. Derek Mota ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LM:  Our second match tommorrow night pits two of the finest      cruiserweights in the IIWF today. JW:  Yeah and the roots of this feud have been building for a while now.      But the question I have going into this one is what role Genesis will      play in this matchup.  Both Paris and Mota were heavily recruited to      join this New Generation stable, but both eventually turned the offer      down.  Will Genesis allow this match to go down with making their      presence known? [SCENE: A small produce market in what appears to be a Mexican town. Ronnie Paris is standing in front of one of the many makeshift carts and tables, haggling over the price of an artichoke. After much debate, he settles with the rotund man operating the cart at 75 pesos. Turning to face the camera, Paris smiles at his bargain before polishing it on the side of his shirt. Finally, he begins to speak.] RP:  A lot of people in the IIWF, around the locker rooms and such, have      been talking about "fitting in with the locals" while we take this      time in Mexico. I see it kind of differently... after all the time      I've spent wrestling in Mexico, and especially since my home is just      a few miles from here, I feel like a local. The people here sure as      heck treat me like one, and I'm proud to say I can represent the      people of Juarez. No offense to Portland's fans, but there is no      better wrestling crowd than a Mexican wrestling crowd. Enthusiasm,      knowledge of the sport, you name it and they have it. I may have      been born on the other side of a river and a border, but these people      [Paris points back towards the marketplace] are my kind of people.      But even the hometown boys have some other things to worry about.      Like Derek Mota. Mota, when you wrestle clean, and I've seen you do it      once or twice, you're pretty damn impressive. It's a sight to see,      and I honestly think our match could be the best of the night.      However, I've got an "X" factor to think about with the dead men,      the gymnast, the shipwreck, and the one man in Genesis who I do      understand. Nightwing, an honourable man I think, at least at some      level, hasn't had the same luck I've had. My people still support me,      his have abandoned him. My friends haven't lead me into any wrong      paths, but his are doing just that. But, Nightwing, although I've heard      some excuses out of you and all the rest of your little group      seance, it's about time that excuses aren't enough. The battle      lines are being drawn, and we all have to choose a side. [Paris drops to his knees, and picks up a small stick that had been lying by the side of the dirt road. Using it's pointed tip, he draws a line, deliberately and slowly extending it until it's nearly all the way across the street. He then stands again, squinting into the bright sun of early afternoon.]      Here in Mexico, it's about time for what we like to call a siesta.      But in the IIWF, the sleeping and inactivity is done, and the war is      about to begin. On one side, we have Genesis, who want to take      everything they can, who want to make a sideshow out of a great      sport. On the other side, my side, we have people who can be trusted,      people with respect for the fans, the officials, and those who've been      here before and conquered. Nightwing, I know your spirit belongs on      our side, the right side. I know that Requiem, Highwayman, and all      the other jokes in Genesis who pretend to be dead and hide behind      gimmicks, the ones that degrade professional wrestling with their      stupid parlour tricks and five variations of the bearhug, that they      don't have anything to offer you. I know I probably      got ripped off for this artichoke too, but that's beside the point.      Genesis, you all have the opportunity to drop the bull and just      wrestle, show some respect and make that right choice. As for me, I      have to go explain to Maggie why the hell I'm carrying an artichoke      around... married life is going to be interesting! [Fade from Paris walking down the street towards a distant woman who's tapping her foot impatiently. One can only guess that Mr. Paris will not be having a pleasant trip back home.] [SCENE:  Cut to an empty Olympic Stadium in Juares, New Mexico.  The IIWF ring has been set up for IIWF Saturday Night.  A few technicians are working on the sound levels while a janitor sweeps around the ring.  As the camera pans by a few technicians, it slows down and finally stops with Derek Mota.  Mota is wearing street clothes, a red Violence Unlimited shirt with blue jeans and Nike shoes.  He is looking rather pensive, staring at the chairs at ringside.] DM: It was right there that everything started for me.  [Mota points at the third row of seats.]     It was when Fireman 2000 jumped over the top rope into the third row     at me and nailed me good with that Plancha that wrestling became a     part of me, not just a way of paying the bills.     I got up.  I always do.  But the way the crowd reacted, the sound     they made as he dove over the top rope ...     It was somethin' else.  At that point, it wasn't about winnin' or     losin'. It wasn't about provin' who was the best wrestler.  It was     about givin' everythin' you had, and then doubling it again.  At that     point I decided that I didn't want to be like everybody else.  I ain't     about savin' my ass until the next week.  Derek Mota is all about     layin' it out on the line tonight.     And you know what?  It's the reason why I'm still here.  Fireman 2000?     Well, actually he broke his leg with that move and was never the same.     But that's the risk you gotta take.  [Derek moves to one of the chairs that he was pointing at and sits in it.]     A couple of weeks ago I came damn close to beatin' Ronnie Paris and     gettin' the chance to fight for the IIWF Cruiserweight Title.  A title     that's gonna have my name imbedded in it forever.  But I lost.     Tonight's my chance to prove myself... to myself.  I know exactly     what Paris is gonna be sayin' here.  How he already beat me two weeks     ago, and that he doesn't know why he's gotta face me again.  Hey     Paris, ya threw me over the top rope.  Ya never beat me.  You'll never     beat me.  Tomorrow night I'm gonna show you just how     watered down your third generation blood is.  And if you Genesis     losers show up?  Well, I got somethin' for you guys as well. [Mota walks back over to the ring, where he picks up two items.  Both seem like  small statues of wrestlers, but they are of too poor quality to discern just who they are.]     One more thing for a few of you "Old Gen" guys.  You know who you     are. I got a present for you guys.  An award.  This one's for your     contribution to the IIWF for the first year of it's existence.     It's called the Fossil Award, and Tiger Claw, you're the first one to     earn one.  You know how you get one of these babies?  You do nothing.     Stick to the safe path.  Don't try to change things.  And TC, you're     pretty deserving of the reward.  Sure, you fooled the Subway Psycho a     few months back, but then again, that didn't take much, did it?  He's     the kinda guy that gives his credit card number to all these phone     scams, and then wonders why he's so broke.  Well Tiger Claw,     I'd like to congratulate you for this award, and personally present it     to you at a later date ... oh hey!  You're wrestling tomorrow night as     well!  I guess it's a special night for you then, Claw.  Main event     status for you against Brody Thunder, and then you get your first     award of your career.  Maybe you're not so bad after all? [Mota chuckles.]         But I guess we'll see tomorrow, won't we? [Fade back to Dos Diablos where Larry Morton has been caught munching on what appears to be a brownie while the last interviews were rolling.  He smiles sheepishly, brushes the crumbs from his jacket, and regains his form as Jackson Witt just shakes his head.] LM:  It seems that Mota remains intent on being the thorn in the side        of Tiger Claw.  Out with the old, in with the new so to speak. JW:  Mota had better watch out for Paris.  Even though Ronnie is a rookie      in this league, he is definitely one of the finest technical      wrestlers ever to grace an IIWF ring.  Plus, he's going to have the      home crowd advantage seeing how El Paso is just across the border. [With the mention of El Paso, the group of coeds begin to hoot and holler, only to be drowned out by the Furies.  "Hick Town" and "Paris got his ass kicked by Kowalski" are among the taunts which rain down.] LM:  Ahem...well.  Our next matchup form Olympic Stadium is defintely a      clash of generations as the young Ike Sampson takes on the cagey      veteran Mad Dog Watkins.  [The Furies offer a mixed reaction at the mention of the old timer, but the noise quickly dies down as liquor and women divert their attention away from anything Morton and Witt might have to say.] JW:  And this matchup will pit two of what Steve Roberts has labeled as      "The Black Pack" together.  LM:  You seem disgusted with the notion, Jackson. JW:  Well, I am.  And I think Mad Dog might be even more so.  Check out      what he had to say in this segment taped yesterday. [SCENE:  The shot opens up with a view of a lonely highway in the desert, the sun a slowly descending orange orb in the background.  "Ascension" by Maxwell slowly rises in volume as a black '65 Ford Mustang rolls into the shot from the horizon, growing larger as it approaches the camera.  As the car approaches, the engine revs and the Mustang goes shooting by, offering a glimpse of the two riders inside.  As the camera follows the car, the shot changes to a view inside the car from the backseat of the convertible and the rider's identities are revealed to be Mad Dog Watkins and Jackson Witt.  Witt is dressed in a white polo shirt and khaki shorts and sports a black pair of Raybans.  Mad Dog wears a faded pair of blue jean shorts, a red Detroit Red Wings shirt, and a pair of silver Full Metal Jacket sunglasses from Oakley.  The oh-so-smooth sounds of Maxwell fill the air, and slowly receed as Witt begins to talk...] JW:  Thanks, MD, for inviting me to join you on this drive down. MDW:  No problem, Jacks...my pleasure.  Figured I'd treat the new brother       right.  Besides, a bus trip with Larry Morton is one worth missing. [Both men chuckle and Witt nods his head in definite agreement.] JW:  So I see you're scheduled to take on Ike on Saturday.  He's a far cry      from Casey C, your opponent last night on the War Room.  How are      approaching this matchup? MDW:  Same way as I approached the match last night.  Casey may be a part       of the JJS, but he's still more than capable of handing me my lunch       on any given night.  It's just my job to see that he doesn't.  Same       thing with Ike.  The kid may not have that much big league       experience, but as big and strong as he is, it wouldn't take much       for him to knock the hell out of me and put my shoulders to the mat. JW:  You don't have any fear going into this match, do you? MDW:  Why should I?  JW:  So you think you're going to win? MDW:  No...I KNOW I'm going to win. JW:  How can you be so confident?  You said yourself that Ike might just      put you down for the 1-2-3. MDW:  I said he was capable of it...never said he was going to do it.  You       see, the kid's good.  One day he might even be great...but I'm       better.  I've forgotten more in my years than he's even had a chance       to learn.  JW:  Which brings me to the question that I'm sure a lot of people want      answered:  what's up with this association between you Ike, Creed,      and Starks. MDW:  You mean the vaunted "Black Pack"? JW:  Uhm...yeah...I guess. MDW:  You know as well as I do that there ain't no damn thing as a Black       Pack forming.  Creed gave me a call, we talked, and we're taking       care of business. JW:  What kind of business is that? MDW:  The only thing that matters in this business - getting better and       becoming the best.  The pup's come a long way since he debuted.       Hell, he even beat the crap outta me.  But he ain't all that...not       yet...not now.  Byron and Otto helped show him that.  Came down from       that cloud he was riding and realized that maybe he didn't know       everything he thought he did.  So we've got business to take care       of... JW:  So where do Ike and Starks fit in to all of this? MDW:  Wherever they want to.  I ain't forcing the issue.   Starks -- he's       a man.  He's been through more hell in his years than any brother       should have.  He knows what he's got to do.  Ike?  He's just a smart       boy....hell of a lot smarter than his older brother Jack. JW:  Who you had a memorable feud with back in the days of the Independent      Supercards.  That was one of the roughest feuds I've ever witnessed. MDW:  Jack was tenacious - didn't know the meaning of the word quit and       hated to lose almost as much as me.  Ike's the same way.  What       seperates Jack from the little doggie is that Ike ain't as dumb as a       lightpole like his brother.  He knows the situation. JW:  Does that mean that the rumors of Ike joining Creed and you in      training are true? MDW:  I dunno....does it?  You're the bigshot journalist - you tell me. JW:  You gonna take it light on him Saturday? MDW:  Hell no.  It may be Saturday, but school will definitely be in       session.  Life's greatest teacher is a good ass whoopin'.  Creed       found it out.  If Ike don't know that by know, he damn sures gonna       when he can barely get out of bed sunday morning. JW:  Like you told Creed?  It's not personal...it's just business. MDW:  Exactly. [The Black Mustang roars out of the shot and onto the horizon and slowly fades away into the fading light of the desert's twilight.  Fade back to witt and Morton at the bar.] JW:  Watkins went on to say that color meant nothing to him...it's what's      inside that counts.  I also asked him about the rumors that the Age      of Rage were recruiting this "Black Pack", trying to make it a      reality.  While he didn't deny the rumors, he wouldn't confirm them      either.  I think it's a situation that might be worth watching over      the next few weeks to see what materializes. LM:  You also had the opportunity to conduct the interview with Ike      Sampson before coming down for the War Room on Wednesday. JW:  Yes, I did.  And Ike knows that his match tommorrow night with      Watkins will be a war.  One that I think you'll agree he's more than      ready for... [SCENE:  Ike Sampson is seated in a booth at Ronnie's Wings and Pizza on Stratford Road in lovely Winston-Salem, NC.  He is wearing a Winston-Salem Warthogs baseball hat, and his sunglasses, while devouring the $7.99 Wings and Pizza Special.  Seated in the booth across from him is the newest member of the IIWF, Jackson Witt.  Witt is wearing a nice suit, and is casually sipping a tall brew..] Witt:  So, Ike, thanks for inviting me down.  A little vacation for you,        before you head down to Mexico?!? Ike:   Yeah, I had a little time off after last Wednesday, so I decided        I'd head down and visit the old stompin' grounds.  And let me tell        ya, Jack, I stomped a lotta ass down here. Witt:  Some of our fans may not be aware, but you got your wrestling boots        wet, so to speak, down here in the Carolinas. Ike:   That's right, this is where I first learned I ain't as tough as I        thought I was.  Of course, I'm still learning.  Last Wednesday,        for one. Witt:  You're referring to the loss to Scott Rogers. Ike:   Yeah.  I looked past him.  I knew I had the big match coming up        against the Mad Dog, and I didn't prepare enough for Scott.  I just        went on what I had heard--nice guy, plays by the rules.  So what        does he do?!?  Goes and uses some shady tactics to beat me.  Go        figure.  Taught me a lesson, though.  Don't underestimate anybody.        Not even people you can trust. Witt:  You mentioned the big match Saturday night with the legendary Mad        Dog Watkins.  Now, as a young black wrestler, Mad Dog had to be        someone that you admired growing up. Ike:   Well, sure, everybody did.  My brother Jack didn't care too much        for the way Mad Dog bent the rules, but I didn't have no problem        with that.  He was one of my idols, for sure. Witt:  Of course, longtime fans will recall that Mad Dog tried to end your        brother's career--if not his life--in a brutal feud back in the old        Independent Supercard days. Ike:   Hey, Jack's his own man--just like I am.  I ain't holding nothing        against Mad Dog for something he did to somebody else-- Witt:  Even if that somebody was your own flesh and blood??!? Ike:   Even then.  Mad Dog ain't never done nothing to me, so I've got        nothing but respect for the man.  He's a legend.  I look forward to        testing myself against him. Witt:  Now, everyone knows about the budding mentor-student relationship        Watkins is developing with the youngster Creed.  What are your        thoughts on that?!? Ike:   I think Creed's a smart man.  If I had to pick somebody to show me        the ropes, I'd probably pick the Mad Dog.  Like I said, nothing but        respect for the man.  Witt:  A lotta reverence in your tone as you speak about Watkins.  Perhaps        you're forgetting that he is one of the most ruthless, bloodthirsty        competitors to ever set foot in the ring.  A lot of your fans may        be shocked, or even disappointed to hear you talk this way about a        man many of them hate.  Ike:   Hey, don't underestimate my fans, Jackson.  They're a smart bunch.         I never said necessarily that I _like_ Watkins--I just said I        _respect_ him.  And that's a big distinction.  And I'm confident          that my fans are smart enough to make it. Witt:  You're not gonna go easy on Mad Dog Saturday night, are ya?!?! Ike:   Hell, no!!!  Witt, you're forgettin' who you're talking to.         I ain't gonna go soft on the old man.  Come Saturday night,        I'm gonna blister him from one end of Mexico to the other.         And I know he's gonna do the same to me.  I expect nothing less        from him.  In fact, I'd be kinda disappointed if he didn't.         The only way to become the best is to test yourself against the        guys who are already there.  Mad Dog's there.  I'm on my way. Witt:  All right, Ike, I won't take up any more of your time, I know        you've got a plane to catch. Ike:   Thanks for coming down, Jackson.  The wings are on me.  You can        pick up the tab Saturday night in Me-hee-co. Witt:  Fair enough.  How's this sound, for all your fans south of the        border.  NOS GUSTA IKE!! Ike:   Si, senor, me gusta.  Vamos a Mexico!!!!  Vamos a Perro Enojado!!! [Fade back to the Witt and Morton at "Dos Diablos".  Once again, Morton is caught with a mouth full of brownines, and this time he is slower to react to be caught eating on camera.] JW:  Hey, Lar...you mind?  We're doing a show here. LM:  [giggling]  Hehehe...Yeah, sure.  What's up next? JW:  How many of those brownines have you eaten?  It looks like your      jacket is getting a little light there, pal. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Requiem vs. The Subway Psycho ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ LM:  Let's take a look at the next matchup if you don't mind.  It'll be a      battle of the big men as Requiem battles "The Peoples Champion", The      Subway Psycho. JW:  While the Psycho has been a little quiet in recent weeks, Requiem is      never at a loss of words.  Our camera crew trailed him on his journey      down to Juarez and managed to catch this footage on tape.  [SCENE: A truckstop somewhere in middle America, late at night. The place is only moderately busy as a truckers arrive to refuel, grab something to eat, and to generally just hang out before they continue their long, lonely journey. The waitress serves coffee, whilst five or six truckers pour over papers, watch TV, or just stare fixedly at a point in space whilst waiting for the caffeine to kick in. "Wednesday War Room" is playing on the TV as a couple of the truckers cheer and jeer their favourites...] WAITRESS: More coffee, Zeke? Zeke? Hello? Earth to Zeke, come in,           Zeke! ZEKE: Hush up, Darla! Can't you see I'm watching that scottish       guy kick butt? DAVE: He ain't so hot. Casey James'd beat 'im in a minute! DARLA: Boys, you don't know anything. Brody Thunder's the man to        watch. DAVE: Brody Thunder? The man ain't fit to spit clean Casey's       boots! ZEEK: Oh yeah? Well, Casey's looking kinda nervous these days. I'm       tellin' ya, Dave, Casey's days as champ are numbered! DAVE: No way, Zeke. The Syndicate looks after their own, pal. It's       Casey's belt for as long as he wants it! ZEKE: Dave, the thing you gotta remember is, the IIWF's just       chock fulla talent these days. You got your Deathbringer,       you got your Ronnie Paris, your Billy Shakespeare, your Dirt       Dog Unique Allah, all those guys. They've _all_ got their       sights on one man, my friend: Casey James. Only takes one of       them to get lucky on one night. Anything can happen in the       IIWF. DARLA: You boys didn't mention this "New Generation" stuff. DAVE: Give me a break! I am sick of getting this "New Gen" rammed       down my throat! None of them hold a flame to guys like Mad       Dog Watkins, or Lord Byron, or the entire damn Syndicate,       for that matter! VOICE: Not even, say... GENESIS? ZEKE: Haw! They're the worst of the lot, sayin' they're the future       of the IIWF and such stuff. Buncha losers who couldn't make       it on their own, you ask me! VOICE: Indeed? And what do you think of... Requiem? DAVE: The guys a freak! Sure he's big, but what's all this mumbo-       jumbo crap about taking souls? What's with that spooky       music? The guy's a complete loser. He's always needing the       help of those goons of his in that damn Genesis! I could       probably beat him with one hand tied behind my back in a       fair fight! VOICE: Hmmm. Dave, is it? I believe you are in luck. [Dave turns around to find Requiem sitting at a table, his hot coffee and paper put to one side, a baseball cap covering his distinctive hair, black shirt and jeans completing the ensemble] REQUIEM: Even one such as I needs nourishment on a long journey, and          when I stop for a rest what do I hear? I'm a freak, Dave? [Requiem rises and walks over to Dave, towering over him by a good nine inches, and staring down into Dave's apprehensive face. The bar has gone deathly quiet.] DAVE: I... Well, that is... I didn't... REQUIEM: I could hurt you very badly, Dave. Very badly indeed. And          you as well, for that matter... Zeke, isn't it? ZEKE: Me? But I didn't... say... anything... REQUIEM: I could hurt the two of you very badly indeed. And I          wouldn't need the help of my 'goons' to do it, gentlemen. DARLA: Uh, Mister... Requiem? Listen, this is a respectable        establishment, we don't want any fighting... REQUIEM: (ignoring her) Can it be that you doubt me, gentlemen?          Perhaps you don't believe that I am, in fact, the Angel of          Destruction? DAVE: Er, yes... I mean... No! You're the man alright... uh... REQUIEM: Would it matter? ZEKE: Huh? REQUIEM: I could hospitalise you both for a very long time, whether          or not I am what I say I am, could I not? [Dave slowly, fearfully, nods] REQUIEM: Indeed. So in the long run, whether or not I am who I say I          am, I am still a very dangerous man for you to know, aren't          I? And the same goes for my friends, Dave. You might not          believe Adam Smith's claim to be a resurrected highwayman,          but that doesn't matter. He could still break every bone in          your body in any number of highly amusing and painful ways,          and he could take his time about it, if he were so inclined.          We're dangerous, Dave. You might not believe anything else          we say, but believe this: We are dangerous. Very very          dangerous. ZEKE: Uh... you're the man alright. REQUIEM: It's kind of you to say so, Zeke. Insincere, but kind. And          wrong. I'm not 'the man' - Casey James is. For now. DAVE: For now? REQUIEM: Do you know how I got here tonight? ZEKE: Excuse me? REQUIEM: I rode my Harley here. [The few other truckers in the stop, who have been looking awfully... concerned, react with puzzlement. They all saw the footage before Birthday Bash.] TRUCKER: Uh... Mr Requiem? Sir? I thought you.. y'know.. smashed it. REQUIEM: Yes. I did. I put it back together again, piece by tiny           piece. DAVE: Um, that was... (Dave gives up, nonplussed) REQUIEM: You see Dave, Zeke, you others... I've got patience. A          job like that takes a lot of patience. A _lot_ of patience.          I'm not an impatient man, and neither are the others in          Genesis. Sooner or later, that gold currently around Casey          James' waist will be ours... The gold around Byron's waist          will be ours... The gold around Dirt Dog Unique Allah's          waist will be ours... The gold around the Prophets Of Rages          waists will be ours... All the gold, Dave, ALL the gold... ZEKE: All the gold. Got it. Um... REQUIEM: You see, Dave, we're _very_ serious about this. We are the          future of the IIWF. Do you believe me? DAVE: Um... yes? REQUIEM: I don't think you do. But that doesn't matter, because it's          true. We're dangerous. We're well organised. We're, well, I          guess you could say ruthless. We _will_ win through, Zeke.          We are the future of the IIWF. Gentlemen, whether you like          it or not, whether you like _us_ or not, whether you          _believe it_ or not, the future of the IIWF is in our hands.          Do you believe me? ZEKE: Uh... yes? REQUIEM: Do you believe me? ZEKE: Yes? REQUIEM: I said, DO YOU BELIEVE ME?! ZEKE: Yes. REQUIEM: I CAN'T HEAR YOU! DO YOU BELIEVE ME!? ZEKE: YES! REQUIEM: Good. Very good. We'll make you one of the "Genesis          Generation" yet, Zeke. [Requiem turns his head, his white eyes staring directly at you through the camera.] REQUIEM: And you? Do you believe me? [FADE OUT. White letters appear on the screen: GENESIS. A moment later The screen fade and more words appear, slowly fading in, pausing momentarily before vanishing to be replaced by more words: ORGANISED... RUTHLESS... PERSISTENT... PATIENT... DANGEROUS... UNITED... THE FUTURE BELIEVE IT [A moment later the you hear the sound of a door opening and closing and, with the screen still black, the following is heard...] ZEKE: Is he gone? DARLA: Yup. Paid the bill and went off mumblin' something about        giving the Subway Psycho a wrestlin' lesson. DAVE: I coulda beat him, Zeke. I just didn't want to bust up the       furniture and get anyone hurt. ZEKE: Whatever you say, Dave, whatever you say...  [Fade] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Deathbringer vs. Serge Annis ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Cut back to Witt and Morton at the makeshift announcers table in Dos Diablos.] LM:  Serge Annis returns to action tommorrow night in the Olympic      Colliseum and faces quite a challenge in the imposing form of      Deathbringer. JW:  Should be an interesting matchup.  Annis wasn't nicknamed the      "Epitome of Evil" just for his dealing with girl scouts, you know.      And Deathbrigner has been one of the most feared men since the day he      first stepped into an IIWF ring.  Considering his mood since that      attack he suffered at Birthday Bash, Annis might think twice before      getting in the ring with him tommorrow. LM:  Wouldn't he have to think first before thinking twice? JW:  Touche. LM:  [giggling softly]  Hehehehehehe...I made a funny JW:  [under his breath as the shot fades to the recorded interview]  What      has gotten into you, Larry? [The camera fades in to see Serge Annis sitting on a bench in a locker room, after a recent IIWF house show. The lights are out in the locker room, except for a bucket which sits next to Annis, which contains a fire which creates an eerie, orange glow on Serge's face. Annis stares into the fire for a few moments before noticing the camera, and looking to it.] SA: Ah, yes I suppose you'd like words pertaining to my match-up against     Deathbringer this upcoming Saturday night? Or perhaps you want to        know why I have been so quiet... or perhaps even you want to know     why I am sitting here with a bucket of fire.     First off, Deathbringer. You and I have met in the past, with myself     getting my hand raised in victory. But that was only because of the      unfortunate cheating of The White Phoenix. But now, Dead man, you and     I will grapple once more. You thought you won the mind games before     Dead Man. You honostly think that I am afraid of you. Tsk tsk, you     could never be so wrong. Dead Man, I did not get the nick name, The     Epitome of Evil by being good... or bad. I've seen death Mr. Bringer.     I've seen it's cold, claspy hands take the lives of loved ones. I     also saw the grim reaper... walk right through me. As if I did not     exist to death... you probably do not know what I am talking about.     And for now... that is the way it shall stay. I am full aware of your     problem with Genesis Deathbringer... but quite frankly Mr. Dead Man,     concern yourself with me, because if you overlook me once again, I     will once again defeat you, but this time, on my own... I do not     fear the grim reaper Deathbringer. So why should I fear you?     I have been exceptionaly quiet for a few reasons. But a good     strategy is not to be revealed. Let me just say this... I took time     to sit back and observe things in IIWF. And many, I do not like.     Mainly, Genesis. As much as I am for them pounding in the Dead Man's     hide, their mob mentality lacks something to be desired. Well, I am     the infamous street car... he he he... Genesis, you have not messed     with me, so I respect that. But let us leave it at that, and we will     get along just fine, because I will chop down the dead man, to mere     mortal status.     And finally... what is with this fire that burns? Well... look at     it now for a moment. [The camera pans in to the flame, which is about 1/3 of the bucket.]     This fire could possibly reflect my own inner anger and fire. [Annis pulls out some Zippo lighter fluid and pours it all into the metal bucket. The flames rise high above the bucket, and almost singe Serge Annis.]     This however, represents my hatred for Deathbringer. Whether you     be dead, undead, alive or anything else, on Saturday night     Deathbringer, I shall make you finally respect me... and I shall beat     you to prove my point... [Fade] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Prophets of Rage vs. Team Sychosys   (Non-title) ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Fade back into a shot of Morton who has his mouth full of brownies, and clearly does not care any longer about getting caught.  He sways slowly in his chair to the rhythm of the techno beat that fills the air in Dos Diablos.  Witt sits in astonishment and stares at Morton.] JW:  [whispering sternly]  Larry...we're on! LM:  [giggling]   Hehehehehehe..."I am the firestarter"...."Serge is the      firestarter..." hehehehehehehe... [Morton slowly gets a childish smile across his face, sits back in his chair, and slowly munches on another brownie.] JW:  Stop eating Larry.  What in the world has gotten into you?  I      apologize for my colleague ladies and gentlemen.  I don't know if      it's the atmosphere of the club or the pressures of live      television... [All of a sudden "Mary Jane" by Cypress Hill and Pearl Jam begins to blare over the club's speaker system, which brings a smile to the face of many in the crowd.  Morton's head starts bobbing to the sound of the beat, and Witt grows more confused.  The apparent head Fury looks up from his double shot of Cuervo at the bar and screams "It's the brownies...jackass!"] JW:  [slowly lifting a brownie to his nose and smelling]  Oh no...let's go      to the video... [SCENE: Earlier in the week, in Tijuana, Mexico.  "Sychosys" Joe Petrow and "Majestic" Maurice McArthur are sitting in "The Wetback Sprocket", Tijuana's only Mexican/German bar.  Petrow and McArthur sit with half-full glasses of a mysterious liquid, whose identity is gleaned from the nearby gallon-sized bottle of "Juan Valdez Premium Quantity Mescal."  McArthur looks glum, and Petrow looks slightly annoyed.] JP: Yo, squash, what it is with you?  You been like this all week now!     We got a big match against the world's tag team champions next week,     and you gotta get focused! 3M: To do what?  Stand on the apron and watch until we lose and I get     my ass kicked?  What do you want from me Petrow!  I suck, alright!     You've embarassed me, humilated me, and now I'm turning into an     alcoholic!  What the hell did I ever do to you!? [Petrow turns swiftly, and nails Triple M with a backhanded slap that sends him off his chair!] JP: What did *I* do to you!?  I gave you a second chance, that's what!     Everyone gave up on you!  Your fans stopped giving a damn, your     wife ran out on you, your damn cat committed suicide!  But you     know what?  YOU DON'T SUCK! [McArthur slowly makes his way to his feet] JP: You know why I wanted you back as my partner?  Because before, you     did everything I asked for.  And you did it well!  NOBODY else can     do that for me!  Together man, we can go so far as to revolutionize     the way tag team wrestling is done!  But I don't need this kind of     attitude!  You wanna go back to Gecko and the gang, you wanna spend     the rest of your life as a loser, you can walk out right now!  I     won't stop you, I'll just wave good-bye and wish for you to be put     out of your misery as soon as possible!  But decide now.  Are you     MAJESTIC or not? [McArthur stands, and looks at the ground for the longest time, deciding whether or not to step back from the brink of insanity. Finally, he grabs his glass, chugs the rest of its contents, and sits back down.  Petrow smiles.] JP: Welcome back, for real!  Now, you know why we stopped here in     Tijuana? 3M: To spring the IIWF broadcast crew? JP: Aw, damn!  I forgot all about that!  I smuggled that scythe over     for nothing!  Well, besides that, if we're gonna be on our game     this Saturday Night, I need you loose and relaxed!  And I know     just the person here who can help! [Petrow snaps his fingers, and in walks a 350 pound woman, of Mexican and German ancestry.  Her smile shows precious few teeth, and every bounding step moves her large tracks of land every which way but loose] JP: Maurice, this is Juanita Richsteiner, known locally as "La     Der Berg"  I've used her before;  there's not a man on earth     she can't make as loose as rubber! JR: Come 'ere sugar, we give you reel goud, ya? [A pale, yet resigned, Majestic Maurice McArthur stands, and follows the beckoning Juanita, to be taken to "the other side".  Back to Petrow, who pours himself another glass, this time getting the lucky worm to fall in his drink.  Petrow looks back to the camera] JP: Prostates of Rage.  You guys hang out with that other drunk guy,     and we all know what he's capable of.  So I know you're gonna take     us seriously.  But don't take us lightly.  This may be non-title,     but we got a statement to make.  And I still owe you guys payback     for Ring Wars III.  In ten, twelve minutes tops, my partner's gonna     be a hundred percent.  And Saturday night, we're gonna show you     and the rest of the world what the future of tag team wrestling     looks like! [Petrow grabs his glass and gulps the whole thing, worm and all. Fade out.] [SCENE: The Prophets of Rage are lit by a single light throwing their faces in darkness.  Derek Rage shifts from foot to foot in a black robe. The cowl is thrown over his face.  He grinds a black gloved fist into the palm of his bare left hand.  Behind him, Shadoe turns in slow circles, looking at the camera, sucking his teeth and turning away in disgust.  He, too, is dressed all in black, except for a lavender chiffon scarf at his neck.  Derek Rage draws back his hood, glaring into the camera.] DR: Joe Petrow, come out from whatever rock you're hiding under today.  I gotta talk to you, man to monkey, monkey boy.  What?  You done lost that last little bit of your mind?  Who do you think you're messing around with?  Petrow, you done got us confused with Unique Allah.  If you think the Prophets of Rage are going to descend into your silly little games and gimmick matches you've lost what's left of that miniscule cerebrum and cerebellum of yours.  For real, you've just become a joke. SR: (leaping to the forefront.  He practically slams into the camera.) We ain't jokes like you, Petrow.  We ain't gonna be part of the assinine Petrow show.  You can forget that.  You ain't about nuthin' but self-promotion.  You think we're going to buy into some nonsense?  You think the Prophets of Rage are going to lose all their dignity by getting down in the mud with your crew of Sychopaths, your bag of gimmick matches, your little stunts and your idea that you're not part of the IIWF?  Boy, it's time you learned the hard way.  We're gonna make you tuck your tail between your legs and run home cryin' to your mama.  There's no way, no how you're going to be able to beat us.  Don't even think about trying your double countout stunt, either.  Listen, you're in with the Prophets now.  And all over the wrestling rings of the world that means something. A hell of a lot more than being a Sychopath.  See, cause we've built a legacy of hard assed fighting. Of orchestrated chaos.  Of broken bodies and broken dreams.  We ain't even started to try in the IIWF and already we runnin' things.  You want to come test us, with Triple M?  You done lost right muhfuh'in' now! DR: You believed the hype, didn't you?  You saw all the chaos and all the gimmickery and said 'Yeah, there's a kindred spirit!'  You're wrong Petrow, because when it's all said and done, we're first and foremost about winning and winning with style.  There isn't a team out there that's been able to figure us out.  Big teams get outbrawled.  Small teams gets outwrestled.  The mismatched Rage brothers handle their business.  That's what we do.  You think you're going to blemish a .920 winning percentage? madness.  Pure madness.  What you're going to see is the Hammer of God. What you're going to feel is the Angel of Death drop. SR: What you won't see is a Headwrecker coming right at you.  Yeah, dream up ways to escape it.  But you'll never see it coming.  Nobody ever does. Everybody thinks they can get away from it.  But we're too many damn people for you to try to keep an eye out on.  No, we're saving the A material for real warriors, Violence Unlimited.  Petrow, if your stupid Team Sychosys ever wants to learn a thing or two about violence about hard competition then watch those two.  They got all our respect.  You, you might as well wear a pink jockstrap.  If you don't already. DR: Hey, Petrow, just because we flow with the Dirt Dog don't mean we're just like him.  We're warriors.  Understand?  Warriors.  This isn't just a game to us.  It's our avocation.  It's the essence of us.  And we're going to show you what a war is all about.  Think you been in a fight cause somebody tried to burn the ugly of yer face? SR: Petrow, we're coming to kill you.  For real.  DR: Protect your neck, Petrow. SR: Because we coming to headwreck! [Shadoe slams into the camera with a hard slap as it fades to black.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * "Quickstrike" Chris Quigley vs. "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [The shot returns from the video and the screen is filled with the image of Witt shaking Morton and asking "Where in the world did you get these brownies????"  Over Morton's headset the voice of the producer can be heard yelling...] LM:  Poor Triple M...hehehehehehe...Me thinks he needs a brownie to ease      the pain. [Like a lightbulb coming on instantly, it all makes since to Jackson Witt and the realization can be read on his face.  Last week...San Francisco...The Fillmore...free donuts for the road...SPECIAL DONUTS left over from the Tom Petty shows.  Witt sits back in his chair in distress, but, like the valiant trooper he is, he carries on with the show.] JW:  What a tag team match that will be.  Just like...uhm....that matchup      we have scheduled between Chris Quigley and Billy Shakespeare.  A      rivalry that dates back to the initial IIWF Cruiserweight tournament      where Shakespeare won after outside interference from Otto Verhoeven.      A match that Chris Quigley clearly remembers even today... [SCENE: The locker room of Chris Quigley.  At Quigley's request, it only has the bare essentials like a table, a bench, lockers, a small cooler, and a monitor.  Quigley's street clothes are slung over the bench, as he has his wrestling attire half on, with the straps dangling down around his waist. He's watching the monitor intently, as footage of the Cruiserweight Championship Tournament rolls.  Quigley vs. Shakespeare, the much hyped match of the second round is in progress.  One second Quigley looks firmly in command, the next, Otto Verhoeven has him by the throat outside the ring, and brings him down on the concrete with a vicious chokeslam.  Amazingly, Quigley kicks out.  The match is then fast forwarded to the point of no return, when Shakespeare German suplexes Quigley to score the three count. The monitor goes black as Quigley turns to the camera.] CQ: There was really no need to watch that match on tape.  I've played it     over in my head time and time again.  Sometimes I play it without Otto     Verhoeven interfering, and sometimes I play it _with_ Otto Verhoeven     interfering, and I find it amazing.  Without the "German Juggernaut"     acting not on your behalf Shakespeare, but out of hatred for me, I     always win. [Quigley gets up and walks around the locker room] CQ: I've lost nine matches in the IIWF.  You know how many of those have had     controversial endings?  _All_ of them.  I'm not complaining, I mean,     this is pro wrestling, and things don't always go your way.  I'm more     aware of that now than ever.  It doesn't bother me greatly when I lose     by outside interference or by some other form of treachery, because     I've realized that it just means my opponent wasn't good enough to     take me down by himself, and had to use other means to beat me.  But     as I look back, I survived the _direct_ attack from Verhoeven, and     then a few minutes later, Shakespeare pinned me.  It could be argued     that he did it by himself, that Verhoeven didn't play a big part in     it, but I believe I never would have lost control of the match without     that piece of garbage interfering.     But, what I'm trying to say is, out of all the matches I've lost,     and out of all the controversy, that loss to Shakespeare was the     _least_ controversial in my mind.  It's been a long time coming, but     I've wanted a re-match dearly for sometime.  Billy Shakespeare is one     of the IIWF greats, there is no doubt about that.  But so am I.  We     can be compared pretty favourably actually.  We're both pretty hated     by most everyone in the IIWF.  We both hold victories over Dan     Kauffman.  We both have a thirst for gold and a desire to perform like     no one else.  That's why this match is going to be such a classic.  We     both want this match like it is our last.  Shakespeare was my first     major opponent in the IIWF, and I lost.  Since that time, I've gone     through a lot, and done a lot, some good, some bad.  I look at this as     a new beginning.  It wasn't too long ago that I was considering     hanging up the tights for good.  Now I've never felt more competitive     in my life, and as time goes by, each and every man that steps in my     way, will go down, as I reach for that IIWF World Title that is     _destined_ to go around this waist.  Shakespeare, you escaped the path     of the Quickstriker once, but contrary to what you might think,     lightning doesn't _miss_ twice! [Scene fades...] [SCENE:  Billy Shakespeare sits on the lip of a blackened stage.  He flips abscentmindedly through a script.  He looks up...] BS:  The play is the thing, the plots woven, each line painstakingly      rendered.  But your roll, Dirt Dog Unique Allah, has already been      plated.  You quote the bard well.  The perhaps you are familiar      with the character of Sir John Falstaff, Shakespeares drunk and      powerful knight.  Are you drunk and powerful...or just powerfully      drunk.  "Oh what webs we weave when first we practice to deceive."      You are no mystery to me...I ascoff at your uniqueness.  It's already      been done sir, and done better.      But before that drama is to be played out, another character enters      the scene.  One "Quickstrike" Chris Quigley.  The first time we      met..the only time...I took the victory.   At that time I christened      you the future of the IIWF...but you forsook that geas, muddling      about in petty feuds.  To beat me, to perform under the lights before      the crowds would start your rise again.  I have another mind to that.      Quigley, thou are still a fine wrestler, and fate has ordained that      we must meet again.  But I don't like doing sequals...I'm still      playing the original story...and we all know how that one ended.     [He slams the book for emphasis.  Fade out.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ * Duncan Macbeth vs. Creed ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [Witt sits, nervously shuffling his notes in search of the next matchup while Larry Morton has left the makeshift announcing table and headed to the bar in search of something to cure his cottonmouth.] JW:  Injuries are definitely the great equalizer in the world of sports,      especially in the high impact world of professional wrestling.  Weeks      ago, the red-gloved rookie Creed sat atop the sport with a record      unbeaten streak and the future in front of him.  Now, thanks to the      attack of the European Alliance, Creed's future is now uncertain.  Is      he healed?  Will he ever be the same?  Tommorrow's matchup with      promising newcomer Duncan Macbeth will be quite a first step      back...one that could prove tricky on Creed's road to regaining      glory. [SCENE:  A darkened gymnasium.  At least, one's sense is that it is a gymnasium - but there are no ecoutrements that would identify it as such.  No people.  No bleachers.  No basketball nets.  No wrestling ring.  Amidst the shadows which make up nearly the totality if the shot...is Creed. The red gloved rookie is stripped to the waist, heavy perspiration beading down his ebony torso, drenching his black workout shorts, small red kneebrace and trademark blood red left glove. Creed is skipping rope with a machine-like precision, the beat----beat----beat against the hardwood floor the only noise to be heard. The interspersed highlights that follow are all in slow motion black and white.  The accompanying voice-over is by legendary character actor James Earl Jones...] VO:  They said he'd never make it... [Slo-mo b&w of Chris Quigley hitting Creed over the back of the head with a chair at Creed's debut match on IIWF Saturday Night in December, 1996. Back to Creed...picking up his pace slightly as he continues to skip rope.  Beat---Beat---Beat.] VO:  Then they said he'd never survive... [Slo-mo b&w of Creed acting as the "sheriff" on IIWF Sat. Night...battling 13 separate IIWF superstars up and down the card.  Then of Creed's G.F.A. powerbomb of Mad Dog Watkins from the top of the Skydome's right-center field fence at Ring Wars 3.] Back to Creed.  Skipping a little faster still... Beat--Beat--Beat.] VO:  Now they say that he'll never return... [Slo-mo b&w of Creed's beating at the hands of the European Alliance...of Lord Byron's placing Creed in the Aristoclutch...of Creed's right knee giving way... Back to Creed who now skips sharply...the decible level rising with each snap of the rope to the floor...as the shot zooms in on the hardened face of the young Creed. Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat-Beat The shot suddenly goes dead black and the sound completely drops out - save for the quick, shallow breaths taken by the red gloved rookie.] VO:  But....they're wrong. [The shot now explodes into a fury of sound, color and real time motion. "Ode to Joy" plays as quick cuts of Creed's pinning Highwayman, Sandman, Marty Warnett and finally Lord Byron are shown - followed by the chants of thousands of young black men...  ...Creed...Creed...Creed. Back to Creed.  He now stands perfectly still, his body tilted slightly in an openly defiant pose.] VO:  Because this Saturday Night -- Creed returns.  And he's better than      ever.  At Midnight in Mexico -- the rest of the IIWF is going to find      out the real meaning of the word ...Payback. [The shot focuses on the eyes of the rookie...the eyes that are filled with the confidence of a man who knows his destiny is about to be realized.] VO:  IIWF ---Want some?  Come get some. [The zoom burrows on into - Creed's eyes...and the shot fades.]  [SCENE:  A long black ribbon of highway stretching to the horizon through the badlands of Mexico, where the daytime high has climbed to nearly a hundred and twenty degrees, and the rugged surroundings shimmer eerily in the stifling heat and dust.  At a small run-down gas station, the only evidence of civilization as far as the eye can see, an IIWF camera van is parked at the single pump, filling up for another leg of the long journey from the Four Corners National Monument to the Olympic Stadium at Juarez. A crewman is standing by the side of the van, mopping his bow with a handkerchief and chugging from a bottle of Gatorade, blandly surveying the surroundings with a road-weary indifference.  The van's tank full, the pump slams to a stop, and the crewman turns to remove the nozzle from the tank when the faint sound of an engine catches his attention, and he turns back to the highway, squinting through the harsh glare of the sun and the wobbly haze hanging over the burning asphalt. In the distance, a small vehicle of some sort can be seen approaching the gas station, the high-pitched whine of its engine carrying over the sand and brush.  After what seems like minutes, the vehicle can be identified as a motorcycle with a single rider on board.  As the biker nears the crewman, his puzzled expression gives way to one of incredulous recognition, and he rushes back to the van for a shoulder camera as the lone rider finally pulls into the station.  The leather-clad, helmeted man dismounts from a sleek blue-and-silver BMW street bike outfitted with saddlebags, and as he turns to remove a bottle of water from one bag, we see a crimson lion design painted on the back of the man's jacket.  He removes the helmet to drink, and a cascade of damp, ruddy-blond hair falls from the helmet, hanging in long straight strands as the man throws back his head to take a long swig from the water bottle.  Finally he turns, and Duncan Macbeth regards the cameraman with calm interest.] DM:  Amazin'.  Nae matter where ye go, th' fed's paparazzi always manage      t' find ye!  [Holding up the bottle]  A good rule t' follow down 'ere      in Mexico, lads - bring yuir own water.  Dinnae say I did nae warn      yis, wha'.      Yis may be wonderin' why I chose t' take me bike down t' Juarez from      Four Corners when I could ha' chose t' use th' transportation      provided by th' IIWF.  Well, Danny-boy, if ye're listinin', after a      decade in the business, I dinnae go Greyhound.  Roberts had th' righ'      idea, though he should ha' known not t' bet on a cock named Scott in      Mexico.  'Tis just as well, I'd rather have th' time t' meself, out      on th' road.  Time t' be away from th' Clash tour, time t' let meself      think.  T' think about me career in th' IIWF.  T' think about me next      match, 'way down th' road in Juarez.  T' think about Creed. [Macbeth takes another swig from the bottle, pouring a small trickle over his head to cool himself before continuing.]      Creed.  One o' th' toughest, smartest, most powerful and most      talented men t' step in t' th' ring in th' IIWF.  Th' most successful      rookie in th' history o' th' fed, an' a man whose abilities are      surpassed only by his principles.  I'll tip me hat t' ye, lad, ye've      earned th' respect o' Duncan Macbeth, an' although it'll probably be      th' toughest fight o' me career, I'm actually lookin' forward t'      steppin' in th' ring wi' ye.      Ye'd be suprised at how much we have in common, Creed.  We share a      similar philosophy, as anyone who kens me well kens tha' I've never      in me life backed down from anyone's challenge, anywhere, at any      time.  We both have nae time fer th' circus antics in th' IIWF, time      which fer some would be better spent preparin' fer their next match.      An' we both want Byron.      Byron hurt ye, Creed, an' 'e hurt ye bad.  Almost ended yuir career.      Were it me, I'd be goin' crazy, foamin' at th' mouth, thinkin' about      when I'd get another chance t' get me hands on th' bastard, even if it      meant returnin' t' th' ring before I was ready.  I understand tha',      lad, believe me, I've been there meself.  But tha' 'twould be a      mistake, a big one, an' I hope it's no' a mistake yuir makin' when ye      step in th' ring wi' me this Saturday, 'cause I'll be dealin' wi' ye      as if ye're 100% fit, an' I cannae be responsible if yuir knee's no'      up t' scratch. Y'see, as bad as ye want Byron, I want 'im just as      bad, an' whoever o' us gets th' victory on Saturday'll be one step      closer t' th' tosser.  Ye already had yuir shot at Byron's belt, an'      despite everythin' tha' happened, nae matter how badly ye were      interfered with, at th' end o' the day ye still did nae get th' job      done.  'Twas a brave attempt, t' be sure, but I want      me shot now, an' if gettin' a title match means havin' t' go through      ye, I'm just goin' t' have t' find a way t' do tha'.  Nothin'      personal, but I think ye ken tha' anyway. [Macbeth pulls the helmet back on, climbs on to the BMW and starts it up with a throaty, powerful roar.  He eases the bike over to the cameraman, his piercing green eyes the only feature of his visible through the helmet's visor, and leans into the camera.]      Best o' luck t' ye, Creed.  Nae matter wha' happens on Saturday, it's      goin' t' be one helluva match... [Macbeth guns the BMW's throttle and launches himself back onto the highway, spraying dust and gravel across the parking lot and over the cameraman.  The Scot quickly disappears into the distance as the picture fades.] ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MAIN EVENT = Brody Thunder vs. Tiger Claw ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ [The shot returns back to Dos Diablos with a shot of an obviously uncoordinated Larry Morton attempting to "dance" with the newbile young coeds from El Paso Community College out on the dance floor.  The sounds of "Hear Comes the Hotstepper" drive home a beat that sweeps everyone up and controls their rhythm...everyone that is except for Larry, who can't quite seem to get on beat, but remains all smiles and giggles anyway.] JW:  [muttering into his headset]  White boy ain't go no soul...oh...we're      on.  Our final matchup tommorow night pits two former stablemates in      a huge grudge match main event.  "The Lone Wolf" Brody Thunder starts      his run through the gaunlet of the Syndicate in his attempt to get      his hands on IIWF World Heavyweight champion, Casey James.  But Tiger      Claw is not an easy challenge, as Thunder - a former Syndicate      member himself - surely knows.  That point was driven home last      Saturday night at the Cow Palace when Thunder, in his first attempt      to gain an IIWF belt, was mercilessly attacked by his former friends      and beaten ruthlessly.  Did Thunder get the message?  Let's go back      to Wednesday night and a special interview to find the answer out... [SCENE:  The tape rolls with the subtitle "Taped last Wednesday night". It opens with Steve Summers is standing at ringside awaiting the next match as a bright light comes on, illuminating him and the entire ringside area. He nods to a technician and raises the mic.] SS: Well, wrestling fans right now we're about to hear from a man     who doesn't appear to have many friends left in the IIWF. He     requested this interview time and says he's got something     very important to say. So without further adieu, let's bring     out the "Lone Wolf" himself...     ...Brody Thunder! [A big heel pop! The curtains part and a somber Brody Thunder appears. He is dressed in a black western style suitcoat with black jeans and a black t-shirt under the suitcoat. He is wearing his trademark black hat. He walks slowly to ringside occasionally glancing at the crowd with a somber expression.He stands next to Summers who looks at him, noticing a different demeanor about the cowboy. Thunder stands there looking at the floor, occasionally rubbing his chin and looking into the crowd with a blank expression.] SS: Mr Thunder...you requested this interview time. You said you     had something important to say. Would you like to tell us what     it is you wish to say? [Thunder remains looking at the ground.] SS: Mr Thunder? Will you tell us what it is you wanted to say, sir? [Thunder looks around the arena absentmindedly as if never hearing the question that was asked.] SS: Mr Thunder...? [Summers places the mic nearer to Thunder's face. After a short pause the big Arizonian begins to speak.] BT: Y'know...this ain't a fun business sometimes.     Sometimes ya do things that seem right at the moment,but in     hindsight really weren't. Sometime's ya do things that are jus'     plain stupid. [Thunder tips his hat up revealing more of his somber face.]     An' sometimes...in _this_ business...ya do things ya later regret. [Thunder pauses almost as if to avoid becoming choked up on emotion.]     The other night,after my.."match"..with Casey James, I went home...     and my two year old daughter...she comes up to me and asks me....     ...'Daddy..why do people..not like you?' [Thunder pauses blinking his eyes rapidly.]     An' y'know what, Summers? I didn't have an answer.     I fought dogs like James and the Syndicate.  I tried ta help     ol' Billy Shakespeare become a winner. I fought tooth an' nail     against the best the IIWF has to offer an'I've more'n held my     own. I earned that title shot. I've done everythin' the only way     I knew how to an' that was on my own...my own way. My own man.     The "Lone Wolf' Brody Thunder. I thought it was the right way     ta do it despite the opinions o'others who wanted ta see me fail     in this organization.  An' I never cared too much 'bout what people     thought o' me in the process...an' still don't fer that matter.     But still...that little face looking up at me keeps hauntin' my     memory with the burning question...     'Why do people not like you?' [A pause as Thunder kicks around at the floor.]     Well, I ain't too big a man ta admit my mistakes. I _am_ the best     in this sport, that's a fact...     ...but I _am_ human.     An' ya sometimes get blinded in this business when yer tryin' ta     win fer titles and money an' fergit what got ya ta where ya are.     Ya may wrong people along the way. People who've extended their     hand ta me.  People like the Syndicate. [The crowd buzzes with confusion.]     They took me inta their group an' got me opportunities that I may     not have gotten otherwise. They took a chance on me. An' one man in     particular has seen behind me through some tough times an' lately     it seems we're at odds with each  other. A man that I...have been     wrong about.     That man.....is Casey James. [Big heel pop! Thunder shakes his head in abject disagreement with the fans.]     Hold on now. The guy had the guts ta extend his hand ta me     after we nearly killed each other in the ring.     That took brass. REAL brass.     I shook his hand an' told him I'd be there if he ever needed me.     I've done jus' that. [Heel pop!]     ...yeah,yeah, I know...look lemme get thru this...     I watched his back an' then some.  But I wanted more. I got greedy.     An' since then somethin's been...wrong. Things seemed a bit...     different. I thought it was everyone else at first but now I know     it wasn't them. Casey was right.     It was me.     I realized it when I heard Casey's comments the other night.     He_was_right. I was runnin' him down jus' because he had some-     thin'. Somethin' I wanted. [Thunder pauses again and gently rakes his right thumb across his eyebrow. He again looks at the ground.]     Well Casey...     I'm out here tonight ta say... [Thunder lifts his head and looks directly into the camera.]     ...that I'm sorry, amigo. [A buzz grows and circulates throughout the arena. Thunder lowers his head and shakes it.]     I'm sorry fer what I've said.I'm sorry fer what I've done. An'     I'm sorry if ya feel I turned against ya, pardnah. [The crowd pops big.]      But most o' all...I'm sorry... [Thunder raises his head and smiles at the crowd.]      ...that I didn't put yer sorry arrogant title-totin' ass outta this      sport when I had the chance! [A stunned hush falls over the crowd. Thunder grabs the mic from Summers and shoves him aside. He looks into the camera. He removes his suitcoat.  The black t-shirt underneath can now be seen. It reads the familiar phrase "EVIL,MEAN & NASTY". The shirt seems to bulge in the middle as if there were something under it.]     Well James I ain't gonna make that mistake again. Ya had yer chance     ta put me out. Well look at yer monitor back there fellas...     ...I'm still here.     An' I'm makin' it my personal mission in this life ta take apart     the Syndicate. One member at a time. Startin' with that low rent,     second-rate  Jackie Chan  wannabe...Tiger Claw. But thing's are     gonna be a little different Saturday night.     Now I ain't never been someone ta care what these idiots in the     seats think o' me. They don't wrestle the matches...I do. They     don't sweat an' bleed... I do. But you boys are comin' ta my neck     o' the woods on Saturday night. An' while the folks there may not     always like the way I handle things there's one thing they do like...     ..an' that's a winner.     Come Saturday night I'm gonna give 'em one. Claw..we're no strangers     ta each other. Yer jus' the first link in the chain that's gonna be     broken. Ya can thank Lau fer the beatin' comin' yer way. An' believe     me, Claw...a beatin' is exactly what ya got comin'. James...I said ya     lit the fuse. An' now it's time ta deal with the dealer,son. I will     get another shot at that strap if I hafta put the entire Syndicate     outta this sport fer good. Bank on it,amigo.      I got me one other item o' business while I'm here. Derek Mota...      ...son,if ya wanna stay healthy in this sport then ya better stay      outta my business. I don't need some snot-nosed greenhorn gettin'      in my way. Ya got a problem with the Syncdicate? Stand in line.      Get in my way again an' I'll make sure yer retirement will be an'      early one.      ...An' Deathbringer...boogeyman..same goes fer you. Stick yer nose      in my business again an' I'll mail what's left o' yer ass back ta      that family crypt o' yers. Got it, deadman?      So Lau...ya better have yer  boy  in  the shape o' his  life  come      Saturday night. No excuses. No regrets.  An' Saturday night when I      go home...an' my daughter  comes  ta  me  an' asks 'Daddy...why do      people..not like you?'...I'll have an answer. It'll be the truth.      "Because they're scared o' yer daddy".      Scared o' the best.         Scared o' Brody Thunder.      So mebbe they ain't as dumb as they look afterall. [Thunder places the mic on the ring apron and slowly walks back up the aisle disappearing behind the curtain once again.  Steve Summers reappears and picks up the mic, straightening out his tie as he does so.  Fade.] [SCENE: Brian Lau sits with Tiger Claw in a little, run down restaurant somewhere in Juarez, Mexico. Tiger Claw stares at a tennis ball in his left hand that he repeatedly squeezes as Steve Roberts enters the shot.] SR: Hey, Brian, how's the food here? BL: I don't know. I won't touch the stuff. God knows what's crawling around     back there. I ordered a glass of water... SR: You what? BL: I... [Someone dressed in beaten up jeans and a stained apron comes up to the table and slams a glass of brown liquid onto the table.] Waiter: Agua... Bendejo... BL: What? I didn't want Agua, I wanted water! What the hell is this? Some     kind of cola or something? SR: Ummm, well... Um, Brian, where's the gang? BL: They're off doing some training or whatever. Claw and I are here to meet     with someone to discuss a few business endeavours. SR: Can you let us in on the story? BL: Only that it involves training, Tiger Claw, and a Mexican athelete that     I can not name at this time. SR: Aw, come on... BL: Sorry, I can't name the person due to contractual conflicts with rival     organizations. I can say that this training will help Tiger Claw in     the ring in the future. Mota... TC: [muttering] Mota... Mota... BL: Ummm, Mota has really gotten under the skin of Claw lately, and after     observing his style, Claw is choosing to broaden his style a bit. SR: What are we going to see? A bit more technical wrestling? A little more     impact? BL: I really don't want to let anything out of the bag just yet, but I can     say that Claw has been toying with certain techniques for some time,     even trained for a bit with some of the masters of said techniques. SR: Okay, hold on a sec... We're in Mexico, so I'm thinking that it's not     going to be training in the use of power moves. Why the hell... BL: I can't say any more except that Claw will be the same brutal fighter     that he was before, only with new dimensions. SR: Okay, what about Claw's match against Thunder this Saturday? BL: Why not ask him? Claw? TC: [still squeezing and muttering] Mota... Mota... How does that feel on     your new generation head, huh? Crush your head like a coconut... Oh,     yeah, I'm going to make you cry for your mother, you little... BL: Claw! [Claw comes out of his trance with a start, and the tennis ball shoots from his hand and across the table, past Brian. In the background, a crash is heard and someone yells out "Ai-yai-yai!"] TC: Huh? Oh, yeah... Mota... I'm going to stomp him a new... BL: No, Thunder. TC: What about him? BL: Your match on Saturday! TC: Huh? What about Mota? BL: Who cares about Mota? Thunder! Thunder! TC: Hmmm... Yeah, I'll beat him up... No problem. SR: Ummm, guys, I don't mean to sound negative, but... Well, Claw doesn't     seem to focused on Thunder... He seems to be looking towards Mota... TC: Mota! I'll kill him! SR: See? BL: Nothing to worry about, Steve. Claw can take care of anyone in the ring.     That's what makes him happy. Just put him in front of anyone and he     fights them. It's his life. Thunder, this isn't going to be that much     fun for you. TC: And Mota, I'll get you, punk. I'll get you. SR: Yeah... Okay... Alright, guys, it's been fun, but our time is up. Good     luck on Saturday. BL: Of course. Thanks, Steve. [Brian reaches for his glass of "agua" and raises it to his lips, and takes a sip. His face contorts, and he turns and spits it out all over the back of a fairly large Mexican man with a huge moustache.] BL: Ummm... Oh dear. [Fade] ************************************************************************** --------------------------- IIWF TRASH TALK ------------------------------ ************************************************************************** [Fade up to Morton eating the last of the remaining brownies and drinking a glass of milk, all the while still "dancing" with the group of females. The Furies have made their way from the bar to the dance floor, and have started a slowly-building drunken mosh pit as "Bulls on Parade" by Rage Against the Machine blares out on the speaker system.  The camers then cuts to Jackson Witt who is sitting with his head in his hands, and is being consoled by a well-endowed women of Mexican decent.  At the prompting of the producer, Witt raises his head and speaks...] JW:  Trash talk.  The stars of the IIWF are all good at it.  Let's check out what they have to say... [As the scene cuts to the footage, Witt can be heard muttering "And I'm going to talk some trash to Morton when this damn shows over."] [SCENE: Casey James and Steve Roberts sit at some rinky-dink bar. The bartender sleeps in the corner, as do most of the patrons. Both men are drinking something out of clear bottles with tape over the labels.] CJ: I'm telling you, this Mexican beer makes me have to take a leak like     every two minutes. SR: Aw, get real... You're just not used to it. Besides, what else are you     going to drink? You want to drink the water? CJ: Hehe... Yeah, you're right... Well, I have to admit, this Dos Ackee     stuff is okay, I guess. [Steve looks at the camera.] SR: Oh... Yeah... Okay, so here's the champ, the man, Casey James, folks,     coming to you from... From... Where the hell are we, anyway? CJ: Half in the bag, I think. SR: Yeah... Okay, so the champ and I have been sitting here drinking... [Looks at the taped over label] SR: Damn the sponsors... We're sitting here drinking the ol' Double X [Rips     off the tape]. And I'm sitting here, and we're relaxed and all, and     you know, we get to talking... What the hell happened last week? CJ: Ummm... Last week was San Francesco, right? SR: Fransisco. CJ: Whatever... In the Hooter Dome? SR: Cow House... CJ: Yeah... Okay... Oh, yeah... I fought Thunder... You know, I labelled him     good. With them knuckle dusters, as the good ol' boys call them, in     the dressing room, and I'll be damned if he didn't get right back up     and go for my throat. The guy's tough, no doubt about it, but I took     care of him... Me and Claw... Claw and me... And Pain Inc... And     Dynamite... Oh, and Brian...He got a few shots in too. I took his hat. SR: So what happened? He got into the ring after that? CJ: Yeah... I was surprised as hell to see that... Anyway, he caught me by     surprise, and hit me with a lucky shot with that elbow of his. That     oddly steel-like elbow of his with the pad covering the steel-like     texture of the... Elbow... Thing. SR: He hit you from behind, champ. No shame in falling for that. CJ: Ah, hell no... But it won't happen again. I know now that a few shots     before the match ain't gonna take him out. I gotta fight fire with     fire...Steel with steel, Mano a mano... Donnie and Marie, you know?     The Jackson Five... Whatever happened to that kid that used to sing     for them? SR: Nose job... So what's going to happen now? Does the cowboy get another     shot? CJ: Ahhh... If he can prove that he's worth it, you know? I'll have to think     about it... I got a lot on my mind now, you know? My belt bag is twice     as heavy now. SR: Oh, yeah! You're the NLWP world champ! CJ: Damn right, I'm the NLWP world champ... I beat Kid Ego in the ring and     took the title from him. So now I got two big ass belts for me to     defend, so scouting Thunder ain't gonna be that easy. Maybe I'll get a     chance on Saturday. Tiger Claw's fighting him, you know. SR: Yeah, I heard. CJ: Claw _wants_ Mota, but he's fighting Thunder. S'okay, 'cause Claw can     take care of Thunder... You remember that thing? With the truck? And     we threw Thunder in through the winshield? That was so Tiger Claw...     Guy's a machine... Not one of those cheap ass condom machines like in     the bathroom... Like one of those big "kick your ass" machines that     kick your ass. SR: Alright, drink up. We've got three more places to check out before     midnight, and there's one that you just have to see... There's these     chicks there, and they... [looks to the camera.] What!? Well then turn     it off! We're done! Jeez, what do they pay you for? [Shot cuts out.] [SCENE: The "Enigma" Takezo Musashi is heading through the employee car parking out behind the IIWF Coliseum. He is dressed in street clothes, and wearing a Joe Petrow "Sycopath" T-shirt. The camera shakes as Tim Dross and the interview team rush up.] TD: Hey, Takezo! [Musashi pauses and stares at the camera team malevolently] TD: The IIWF is in an uproar over your actions last Saturday night,          Takezo! You ambushed Joe Petrow, seemingly in a completely          unwarranted assault, and nearly cracked his skull in with a          microphone! Any comments? TM: Petrow has only himself to blame for my actions! Petrow has only         himself to blame for his suffering! When I look at him, I see a          former man drowning in the excrement of his own making; I see a          former man who succumbed to his base instincts. Petrow embraced     the primitive drives that reside in all of us: violence, hatred and     fear.        Before long, they shall undoubtedly become the catalyst for his              destruction. This Petrow is no man to me, he is a depraved worm              who lacks any concept of honour or values. He could have                harnessed his strength for the greater good, but instead he seems            content to wallow in self-loathing and destruction! TD: But you yourself have been acting... TM: [interrupting] Silence! I have not yet finished! Petrow you scum, my     business is not done with you by any measure. What you saw last          Saturday night was but a drop of moisture in a vast ocean compared     to what I have in store for you. You think you're alienated from the     rest of the IIWF? Well, let me show you that you have a common     brother right here. For you there shall be no peace, no respite     and no escape from the fury that now drives the "Enigma".  The     more you try to isolate yourself, the more you try to forget                 about me, the deeper and darker I shall descend in pursuing you.          Start looking over your shoulder Petrow, start to feel an icy chill     whenever you walk down a darkened street; for next time, there     will be no higher authority to stop me... [Takezo turns to leave.] TD: Hey, wait! TM: [with his back to the camera] There is no more. Nothing is left          inside of me. [The "Enigma" disappears into the shadows, leaving behind a disconcerted looking Tim Dross.  Fade into the next clip.] [SCENE: The streets of Juarez. It is noon and the streets are deserted except for a few die-hard tourists. In the distance you can see the Olympic Stadium. Just then Otto Verhoeven and Nurse Heidi walk into the shot. Verhoeven is wearing dark green shorts and a blue "Welcome to the Slaughterhouse"-tank top and Heidi is in a crimson sports bra and white leggings.] OV: [wiping some sweat from his head]  So this is Mexico. NH: Vat a dirty and stinking country. And ze heat. Terrible. OV: At least we get paid for this little "vacation". But let's talk about     business.  Let's talk about Saturday. Once again the European Alliance     was targeted by cowardly and unfair tactics and once again it just did     not help.  Starks, when will you finally give up and admit that you     are out of your league. You are like a disease, gutter boy, a disease     that just won't go away. I defeated you, Byron defeated you, we     pounded you to a bloody pulp but still you keep on annoying us. NH: Sooner or later he can't take it any more, liebling. Sooner or later,     he vill have to give up. OV: I hope so. Then there is Mad Dog Watkins, who dared to take action     against the Alliance. What is his problem? Is it because his mother-instict     kicks in  when he sees Creed? Or have the long years in the ring     finally taken their toll, have all the blows softened up his head and     made it hard for him to think.  Old man, you have messed with forces you     cannot even hope to compete with, a fact you will soon have to     realize. Very soon indeed. NH: Zat senile hundeso... OV: Now come on Heidi. We should pay him at least some respect. He is, after     all a veteran who has dedicated his life to our sport. He just made a     bad career move in challenging the German Juggernaut, a career move     that might well end it all for him. When we meet again I will once and     for all show him what I showed Tony Starks a couple of weeks ago, that     the European Alliance and Otto Verhoeven are unstoppable forces. NH: Vat about Creed? OV: What do you mean? NH: Zat snot-nosed Schwachkopf makes his in-ring return on Saturday. OV: Is that so? So what? Either he is foolish enough to continue his futile     crusade, then he will be broken again, or he comes to his senses and     admits that Byron is superior to him. Either way, he poses no threat     to us anymore. NH: But he was one of the most promising and dominant forces before Byron and     you took him out. If he regains his full strength. . . OV: [with a devious smile]  But he won't. Did you ever break a little     ceramic figure and try to glue it back together. . . it's never as     strong as it was before. Creed was broken, he was defeated. He was     lucky to survive one round with the European Alliance with his career     still intact. Do you believe he can do it again? I don't think so. NH: [kissing him on the cheek]  Oh, you are so smart, my love. Let's go     now and rest. You will soon need all of your energy. [Fade] [SCENE: Tony Starks stands among a group of his friends on a Staten Island street corner about noon. Starks stands beside his Toyota Landcruiser with one of people, the sounds of the new Wu Tang album are bangin loudly from the car. Starks man starts to speak to him.] Man: Ayo, Starks baby, I need to holla at you for a minute 'bout this      IIWF. TS: Wassup? Man: Ayo, we all have been checkin your matches since you came      back. You know the whole reason you came back right? (Starks      nods) Word! That World Title. Now, you got yourself all up      in this vengance with them Euro cats and it's lookin like      you are hookin up with Watkins, Creed and Sampson. TS: Yeah. Man: Well, look here, us right here, we have been your people since      before forever, know what I'm sayin? We goin to look out for      you and we been speakin bout how you need to walk away from      that vengance nonsense. Look at it like this: the only reason      you came back was for the title. And dont neither of them Euro      cats wear that gold. So forget 'em. (Starks nods) You need to      focus yourself on that prize, you only got a few weeks 'till      you are back in New York and you got to get your mind right.      Forget 'bout them Euro cats, you want to show them, and everyone?      Then dominate... TS: Word, word. Man: You said it yourself a few weeks ago, you got to go back to your      roots. Like you did it last year in upstate New York and when      you first came up in the IIWF. Be your own man, know what I'm      sayin'? All them young buck brothers all lookin up to Watkins      like he is some damn role model. You dont need no role model,      baby, for real. You just need to rededicate this right here, put      your eyes on that Clash and focus and if aint got to do wit' the      shot at the world belt, forget it. You are a damn army of one,      Shaolins' finest. TS: [With a look of understanding on his face, Starks nods] Word up,     for real. Good lookin out. Man: Now what you goin' to do? TS: Ayo, I am goin to get mine, forget them brothers that was holdin     me back. All of 'em. I got to take over this right here, straight     up like I know I can do. Be my own man, bring all types of pain     up in that ring, all kinds of hell. Just like at the Clash last     year. Forget all that vengance, all that personal vendetta does     is cloud that mind. Don't serve no purpose. Word up baby, we goin'     to rededicate this career right here. Only a few till New York and     the first round, we got to shine all the way to the prize. Word,     word. It starts right here and we wont never stop. Man: Word, then lets do this then, for real. [The rest of Starks people overheard the talk and they exchange hand slaps, they turn up the Wu and go about their business. The camera closes in on Starks face and that determination in his eyes is back.] [SCENE: A small village outside Juarez, Mexico.  Young children, obviously of Indian descent, run playfully around the mud huts until and then charge into a man who towers over them.  It is Nightwing.  He snares a young girl and tosses her into the air, laughing at her squeals before catching the child and sending her off to play with her friends.  He faces the camera.] NW: This is what it was like to grow up in my village.  The children can     run carefree and play while retaining pride in their heritage.  But     you can also see the poverty that has been forced upon them by     Europeans centuries ago.  We share a common ancestry... we share a     common history.     Scott Rogers, Ronnie Paris... you know nothing of my past or my     people.  Apparently you know nothing of Genesis.  We do not take on     the IIWF because we are _part_ of the IIWF.  For once, we have the     power to put an end to tyrants like the Syndicate who would hold the     rest of the IIWF in poverty like these people [he points around him].      Those who stand against us stand _with_ the oppressors.  We stand     with the Genesis Generation.     My people know injustice from the past.      I shall not let it happen again. [Nightwing begins to walk, hesitating slightly as the children chase two thin dogs past him.]     Did Luke Steele know of injustice at the hands of Takezo Musashi     Wednesday night?  I, myself, have felt an unexpected blow from the     "Enigma" and could not let it happen to another.  Musashi, do not     test the White Ph... [He stops with a blank expression and shakes his head as if he had been slapped].      Do not... do not test Nightwing.  [He looks around him at the huts and the impoverished people.]     Perhaps it is already too late. [Nightwing turns and walks away as the children rush past him again. Fade to black.] [SCENE: We open to a scene of destruction.  It is the set of the now released movie Volcano.  The fake lava is everywhere, and the place looks like a real disaster scene.  Suddenly, walking through the lava come the IIWF's newest and hottest tag team, Violence Unlimited.  Mutilator walks out on the right, wearing a pair of blue jeans, a white IIWF Logo t-shirt, and a pair of Nike shoes.  On his right, the left of our screen, is his muscular partner Jaguar.  Jaguar is attired with a black Violence Unlimited t-shirt, black jean shorts, and a pair of Reeboks.  They walk into the close area of the camera's range, and Mutilator cues the start by speaking.] M: We've been rather silent in the IIWF, the first thing any of you heard    from us was that we were coming. J: That was the last thing you heard from us also. M: [Sarcastically] Hey, Cold Spell, we're here.  Hi! J: We haven't talked much for one reason.  Actions speak louder than words,    and you don't win a wrestling match by talking the guy's ear off, in    the IIWF at least.  We've shown some action...and it spoke. M: Cold Spell found the wrath of Violence Unlimited.  I don't think they    want it, to tell the truth.  Coming up this Saturday night, however, we    have the first match of ours that will fully be televised coming off    our _action_ packed win over the Hangmen. J: They got hung. M: Pain Incorporated.  Former IIWF World Tag Team Champions.  That Mr. Mic    guy.  And the thing is, normally we would be intimidated by a team that    has been a champion, taking on a pair of rookies who haven't wrestled    ANYWHERE in a while.  But you see, we're VIOLENCE UNLIMITED. J: And that makes things just a LITTLE different.  Pain Inc.'s    accomplishments speak for themselves, all their actions have been    amazing here in the IIWF, and we congratulate them on their success.    However, we must warn you, success in the past does not carry over to    the ring.  After all, if that happened we'd still be elsewhere.  But    we're in the best fed in the world right now, and we're about to teach    something to you, Pain Inc. M: We're going to teach you RESPECT.  And _that_, is something we DESERVE!    We are Violence Unlimited...we WILL be a force.  Pain Inc., be prepared    to learn the TRUE meaning of Violence. J: Bring lots of bandages, blood stoppers, tourniquets, whatever you may    have, because it's all gonna be needed...we have to teach you a lesson. M: Violence Unlimited will teach you... [Close up on Jaguar's intently evil look] J: _Pain_. [The scene stays as VU turn their backs to the camera and walk away through the fake lava and off the screen out of view.  Fade to black] [SCENE: A wide angle lens shot of the den in Mr. Mic's English mansion. Morningstar and Hellraiser both dressed in sweatpants and their trademark chainmail masks are each seated on seperate black leather couches with Morningstar to Hellraiser's right. Morningstar is meditating with his legs crossed. Hellraiser is leaning forward looking into his inter-locking hands. Mr.Mic is dressed in an immaculate charcoal grey Brooks Brothers suit. He peers out the east window looking onto his 5 acre lot. He stares with a cold expression, completely motionless. The monotony is broken when Hades comes sauntering into the room, unnoticed by all until he speaks.] Hades: There's no need to explain I've been following.... [Mr.Mic whips around and continues his cold stare as he approaches the titan.] MM: Oh you have, have you. Have you seen how the Dork Disciples have     cost us two losses in a row!!! [There is a moment of silence that is broken as Mr. Mic sees Hellraiser has clenched his fists together so hard that both hands are turning white. Hellraiser lets out a yell that would wake the dead as he starts to pound his chest repeatedly. Morningstar opens his eyes from his meditation, he stares forward and as Hellraiser pounds his chest again Morningstar, still in a trance, pounces like a jaguar and sticks his left foot between Hellraiser's chest and fist. Hellraiser, his eyes as wide as saucers looks at his partner. Morningstar whips his head around and stares at his partner and shakes his head. Hellraiser nods and starts to take up Morningstar's meditation stance.] MM: Thank god, I have two professional athletes who are focused and     determined. I hope you had a good vacation Hades because we have a lot     of work to do. Hades: Of course, what do we have set up? MM: A couple of things first on a smaller note. I want you to send a     message to Deathbringer. Tell him that if he ever AND I MEAN EVER puts     his cold, dead hands on Pain Inc. again, I will see he burns in hell     for eternity!!!  [Mr.Mic starts to talk out loud]  Dead man, you may     be the owner of many a soul but Pain Inc. has no souls. They exist on     a plane you haven't even dreamt of!!! [Hellraiser starts to clench his fists and starts to mutter.] Hellraiser: BRING...ME...THE....DEAD...MAN!!! [Mr. Mic stares at Hellraiser and goes over to him. He places his hand on the big man's shoulder.] MM: All in good time Hellraiser. First things are first... Hades: Like what boss?? [Mr.Mic starts to pace around the room as he speaks.] MM: Number one, it seems that the Dark Disciples and Pain Inc. cannot     co-exist in the Syndicate therefore I think Brian should make a     decision who will be in the Syndicate: Pain Inc. or the no-talent,     has-beens the Dark Disciples. Either way Pain Inc. will destroy the     Dark Disciples..bottom line, not run them out of town, not beat them     by pinfall. DESTROY THEM!!! Hades: What about recapturing those belts that rightly belong to us? [Mr.Mic stops pacing, looks at Hades and starts to chuckle as he speaks.] MM: Hades, there is a old Indonesian saying: "He who fills his plate     with much food, never finishes it all". One thing at a time, however     having said that I cannot the IIWF's audassity of having a four team     tag match and not including Pain Inc. I mean Violence Unlimited only     beat us because of those back-stabbing Dork Disciples. The Harlequins     won the Oscar for biggest idiots in a tag-team role. Cold Spell, these     two remind me of Kathie Lee and Frank Gifford with all the problems     they have and finally the Weak & Worthless Express...they are all talk     and no brains. Hades, contact the IIWF championship committee and ask     them where Pain Inc.'s return title match is??? It seems that they     have forgotten to give one to us. [Hades nods and walks out from the room as Mr. Mic walks back to the window and stares out onto his lawn.] MM: Soon...very, very soon... =========================================================================== [Fade back to Jackson Witt, who seems exhausted and frustrated from the night's events.  He holds his hands up to his earpiece and listens momentarily, then begins to speak.] JW:  It seems that the crew has just received a special tape of a press      conference that occured earlier in the day and it revolves around      Steve Kowalski and his attempts to be reinstated into the IIWF.      We'll try to get that tape ready to view before we go off the air.      [casting a sickened glance to Morton on the dance floor] Since Larry      isn't here to be long-winded this week and take up all of our time,      it looks like I finally get to bring you the first installment of my      segment entitled Witt's Witticisms. ************************************************************************* ----------------------- WITT'S WITTICISMS ------------------------------- ************************************************************************* [The camera focuses in on the lanky frame of Jackson Witt, who straightens his tie, picks up his notes, and begins to speak.] JW:  Well, it seems that the IIWF has been set a buzz these past few weeks      by the age-old debate over...well, age.  The self-titled "New      Generation"  of IIWF superstars have thrown down the gauntlet at the      feet of the incumbant IIWF superstars which they have labeled the      "Old Generation".  Men the likes of Derek Mota, Requiem, Nightwing,      and the W & W Express all have criticized established stars like      Tiger Claw, Deathbringer, Marty Warnett and the High Plains Drifters,      calling them old and washed up.      But if one cares to take a careful look at this so-called "Old      Generation" of stars, it becomes obvious that their new label hardly      fits.  Most of these men haven't even reached 30 years of age, and in      wrestling, that means they haven't even reached their peak.      Superstardom has come the way of many of the IIWF's atheletes, and it      has arrived at a young age.  But I think most will agree that this is      the exception, not the rule.  Most wrestlers do not achieve superstar      status until well past their thirtieth birthday and well into their      careers.      But this is not the case in the IIWF.  Many people have asked me why      this is so since the rise of this debate.  The answer is simple --      the IIWF's committment to talent and determination.  The bold front      office of the IIWF is not afraid to go out and sign fresh, new, and      yes, young, talent when it sees it.  Even more important, the front      office is not afraid to push this talent either.  Other feds call it      a risk to push men like Creed, for instance, who, despite his      talent, was not a ring veteran and therefore was not "established" in      the minds of the fans upon his entrance into the federation.      But the IIWF has a fanbase like no other.  Fans who cheer talent,      hardwork, and dedication.  They respect whoever goes out and gives it      more than is required, regardless of heel or face status or even age.      And wrestlers who give that extra effort are quickly cemented in the      minds of the fans.      So what does this generational gap mean for the future of the IIWF?      Nothing.  Except for great competition.  Just months ago, a guy like      Marty Warnett was part of the new generation of talent to arrive in      the IIWF.  Now, he is labeled old thanks to the arrival of a new      rookie crop.  Months from now, perhaps some brash new hotshot will      arrive in the IIWF and call out Derek Mota, labeling him "washed up"      and calling him an "old timer" and the process will begin again,      except this time the shoe will be on the other foot.      So let the age debate rage on in the IIWF.  It will only fuel the      fire of competition and might very well serve to raise the ire of      some established stars who might have hit a lull in their careers in      recent months.  So to this "New Generation" -- talk on...just be      careful who you call out, because they might call your bluff in the      ring.  ========================================================================= [Witt looks up with a proud look on his face in search of a good response, only to find out that the crowd has immigrated fully to the dance floor to either join the Furies in some slam dancing or into watching Larry Morton enjoy the spotlight by trying - in vain- to teach the young ladies gathered around him how to do the Funky Chicken.  He shakes his head and speaks.] JW:  While Larry continues to amaze the crowd here at Dos Diablos and      while the crew works on trying to get that Kowalski interview ready      to show, let's check out the up to date ratings here in the IIWF. ************************************************************************ ------------------------- IIWF SINGLES RANKINGS ------------------------ ************************************************************************ Singles Rankings - 4/6/97 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name                    F/H   Fought  W   L   D    Win%   Ranking                                                           (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Casey James             H     41      23  16  2    59%    (WC)  WC Lord Byron              H     25      20  5   0    80%    (IC)  IC Dirt Dog Unique Allah   N     21      12  7   2    62%    (CW)  CW ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Deathbringer            H     34      23  8   3    72%    (1)   1 Creed                   N     16      11  4   1    72%    (2)   2 Mad Dog Watkins         H     17      11  4   2    71%    (5)   3 Subway Psycho           F     36      24  9   3    70%    (4)   4 Otto Verhoeven          H     35      23  10  2    69%    (6)   5 "Enigma" Takezo Musashi F     32      22  10  0    69%    (3)   6 Highwayman              F     13      9   4   0    69%    (8)   7 Chris Quigley           F     30      19  9   2    67%    (7)   8 Requiem                 F     9       5   2   2    67%    (9)   9 Duncan Macbeth          N     6       4   2   0    67%    (17)  10 Billy Shakespeare       F     40      26  13  1    66%    (10)  11 Nightwing               F     14      9   5   0    64%    (13)  12 Brody Thunder           H     23      14  8   1    63%    (11)  13 "Sychosys" Joe Petrow   N     16      9   5   2    63%    (12)  14 Marty Warnett           F     41      24  16  1    60%    (15)  15 Ike Sampson             F     5       3   2   0    60%    (16)  16 Mr. Damage              H     34      20  14  0    59%    (14)  17 Ronnie Paris            F     18      10  8   0    56%    (18)  18 Derek Mota              H     11      5   4   2    55%    (22)  19 Serge Annis             N     14      7   6   1    54%    (19)  20 "Real Deal" Luke Steele F     13      7   6   0    54%    (21)  21 Tiger Claw              H     49      24  23  2    51%    (20)  22 Tony Starks             F     8       4   4   0    50%    (24)  23 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Danny Dynamite          H     2       2   0   0   100%    (25=) 24 Simon Lebec             H     1       1   0   0   100%    (27)  25 Scott Rogers            F     3       2   1   0    67%    (25=) 26 ------------------------------ suspended ------------------------------- Steve "Fury" Kowalski   H     21      15  6   0    71%    (-)   - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Tag Team Rankings - 4/6/97 ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name of team            F/H   Fought  W   L   D   Win%   Ranking                                                          (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prophets of Rage        H     12      11  1   0    92%   (WT)  WT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Last Resort         F     5       4   1   0    80%   (1)   1 Cold Spell              F     12      8   4   0    67%   (2)   2 The Harlequins          N     13      8   5   0    62%   (6)   3 High Plains Drifters    H     35      20  14  1    59%   (8)   4 Pain Inc.               H     25      14  10  1    58%   (3)   5 Rising Sun Revolution   F     19      11  8   0    58%   (4)   6 Dark Disciples          H     18      10  7   1    58%   (5)   7 W & W Express           H     13      7   6   0    54%   (7)   8 The Zodiac Connection   F     27      13  14  0    48%   (10)  9 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Violence Unlimited      N     3       2   1   0    67%   (11)  10 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ======================================================================== JW:  Okay ladies in gentlemen, it appears that the film techs have indeed      gotten the press conference footage loaded up and ready to go, so      without any further adieu, let's take you to the Fury... [Even above the din of the techno music that fills the club, the Furies amazingly hear the name of their idol and move, en masse, to view the footage on the small video screens near the bar.  In the stampede, Larry and his group are caught up in the shuffle and are moved as well.] [Scene: Meadowlands Convention Center, East Rutherford, New Jersey The. Simon and Tapper press conference has just started. Dozens of reporters are grouped like a pack of hungry wolves, waiting to throw questions at Steve "The Fury" Kowalski's legal representative, Kathleen Fields. Fields reaches the podium to make her statement. Kowaklski is seated to the rear of the stage on chair, wry smile on his face. Setaed next to the New Jersey Nightmare are various legal assistants.] KF: Ladies and gentlemen, thank you for coming. As you already know, Simon     and Tapper is represnting Mr. Kowalski in his venture to sue the IIWF,     over wrongful suspension. Reporter #1: Why is a respected firm such as Simon and Tapper representing              Mr. Kowalski? Not that he couldn't afford it, but he              certainly doesn't seem like your common client. KF: Simon and Tapper feels that Mr. Kowalski has a strong case, but more     than that, S & T are testing the waters of a new field. With the     emergence of wrestling promotions taking hold of the American dollar,     S & T would be foolish not to examine their processes closer. Mr.     Kowalski's situation is the perfect opportunity to get a feel for     the IIWF's legal backing. Reporter #2: It sounds like a bunch of sharks circling a whale for the big              kill. KF: We don't consider ourselves sharks, just business people exploring a     new field. Reporter #2: Fair enough. What are the demands that S & T are laying out              for the IIWF? I'm sure the #1 wrestling organization on the               planet has plenty of coffers for you to raid. KF: You are going to hear them right now... [From the back Kowalski yells out.] SK: Owens has to kiss my ass! [After some spratic laughter from the crowd, Fields continues.] KF: Not exactly.  Here they are...        #1 - Immediate reinstatement of Mr. Kowalski in the IIWF, at his     former #2 ranking.     #2 - All the contract money that has been held back, because of the     suspension, be paid immediately to Mr. Kowalski...including a $85,000     payment due to damages and humiliation.     #3 - On Mr. Kowalski's return, he is given a signed contract promising     a World Heavyweight title match by September 30th, against     whoever the champion may be. It doesn't matter to Mr. Kowalski. SK: Damn right! KF: Finally...         #4 - Vice President Steve Owens must step down from the IIWF front     office for an indefinite suspension of his own. [The reporters are in an uproar at this last announcement.] Reporter #3: I understand the demand of reinstatement, I can almost fathom              the money aspect, because of his former ranking he may get              that shot but how do you expect to get the VP of the IIWF to              step down. KF: We have an ace in our hands and we are going to play it early. Mr.     Kowalski was approached by VP Owens and was requested to     "turn things up and notch." He was then told that if he put     someone out on the IIWF Saturday Night, he would serve a short     suspension and get the Intercontinental title     shot on his return. Reporter #4: Your saying it was Owens' fault that Poutine Janois was              attacked? He used Kowalski as a hitman...for what gain? KF:  Nothing personal against Mr. Janois. Owens, in attempt to solidify      his position as Spreadbury's right hand man, pushed the      envelope and had my client make a scene. Since that day, the ratings      skyrocketted and Mr. Kowalski was well on his way to a championship. Reporter #2: We've heard these rumors before. Is Mr. Kowalski willing to              state them in a court of law, though? KF: Yes...and he will. IIWF management already had hints of Kauffman's     retirement and since Mr. Kowalski physically manhandled     the then-champion at an earlier date, he was the perfect tool     to be the #1 'heel' of the IIWF. Thus the wheels were set in     motion. My client was used and lied to, now justice must     be served. This conference is over. [The crowd yells for more answers, but to no avail. Kowalski and his entourage leave, with the New Jersey Nightmare giving everyone the finger.  Fade back to Dos Diablos.] FURIES:  HELL YEAH!!!! WOOOOOOO!!!!! [The Furies respond loudly to the footage of Kowalski, and begin to get antsy.  It's almost as if, after seeing "The New Jersey Nightmare", the group's need for blood has reached a fever pitch.  Jackson Witt sees the growing chaos in the group, and hurridly speaks.] JW:  That's all for tonight folks.  Be sure to tune in to IIWF Saturday      night tommorrow night at the special time of midnight for our      "Midnight in Mexico" extravaganza.  And Larry and I will be back next      Friday from the next stop on our Crusade tour - that is is Larry      makes it out of Mexico in one piece. [muttering] And that requires      getting passed me....      For Larry Morton, I'm Jackson Witt saying good night! [Witt quickly looses his headset and microphone, grabs a bottle of Jim Beam from the bar, and makes out the back door as the commotion surrounding the Furies grows.  Jersey Jack, the apparent leader of the frenzy, bumps into Larry as he is pouring a bottle of Early Times over his head.  Sensing Morton's fear and lack of a spine to fight back, JJ brings the empty bottle up to strike Morton over the head and make him the Furies sacrificial lamb for the evening when... A large hand attached to an equally large arm rips the bottle from Jersey's hand.  Jersey quickly turns around to see who dared interrupt, only to see the huge Mexican frame of... The Smooth. Fresh from his stint in jail, The Smooth picks up the quivering Morton, shoves the Furies aside, and heads for the door and the safety that resides outside the walls of Dos Diablos. The credits roll as Larry and The Smooth walk down the back alley towards the IIWF production truck, a half empty bottle of Jose Cuervo being passed between the two of them, and a broken english version of the Commodore's classic "Easy (Like Sunday Morning)" filling the night sky. Fade to black.]