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The shot now cuts to Interstate One, the winding road which slices through the District... and on that road is a black stretch limousine. In that limousine is a driver named Nils, along with three tuxedo-clad men familiar to watchers of "Inside the IIWF", Steves Summer and Roberts... and Tim Dross.] TD: Hello again everyone and welcome to "Inside the IIWF", your weekly look at all the news, views, reviews and previews... highlights and sidelights... cheers and jeers.  A look back at the week that was, and up ahead at what will be here in the finest wrestling federation in the world today... the _mighty_ IIWF! I am Tim Dross.  And this week the Coronation Clash Crusade Tour has gone upscale... at least for a few select broadcasters. SS: Oh yeah, baby, Prez Owens really came through this time. SR: Well, I pulled all the strings I could... and I'm just glad I could be of help this week, Dross. TD: I suppose I should explain.  We are on our way to the Ritz-Carlton in the middle of our nation's capitol, Washington D.C.  And I have to admit, we're all a little excited.  We are headed to what apparently is a $10,000 a plate fundraising dinner for the Democratic National Committee.  Acting President Owens apparently has a very close friendship with DNC Chairman Christopher Dodd -- they were old miniature golfing buddies back in the days when President Owens was a touring pro -- and he was able to wrangle three tickets as somewhat of an apology for all the hardships we've had to endure over the last few weeks. I really am excited! SS: Mr. Dross, tell the people the best part! TD: Well, we have been told that many celebrites like Richard Gere, Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins will be in attendance... as well as a member of the First Family... and folks, we hope to have footage of that for all of you here, tonight! SR: You know, it's a hell of a thing, Dross.  We're able to go to a Democratic fundraiser -- and we ain't even Chinese.  Did the Enigma have anything to do with that? SS: I thought he was Japanese. SR: Whatever.  Hey, Dross, when I meet Susan Sarandon, I want you to give me use of the limo for a couple of hours... there's some business I have to take care of. SS: Susan Sarandon!  Excellent.  You guys ever see "The Hunger"? SR: Ah, young Summer... now you're speaking my language.  A tender film by the French genius Malle... a multi-nuanced exploration of man's fundamental purposelessness.... TD: You're a complicated man, Steve Roberts. SR: ...and chock full of girl-girl love.  Damn, gotta get me some of that!  Hoo-ahh! TD: Of course.  Well folks, we have a lot of ground to cover.  We may be riding in luxury today but the Coronation Clash Express Tour has taken its toll on both wrestlers and behind the scenes personnel in recent days. As all of you know, we have been beseiged by technical difficulties, delays in both programming and in the presentation of IIWF Saturday Night... and one of us... [Dross looks over to Soundbite, who is generously helping himself to the wet bar.] TD: ...one of us has virtually disappeared from the weekly programming. Steve Roberts, what has happened to "IIWF Classics"?  Not to mention your poor attendance on our hotline report. SR: Dross, ain't it enough that each week I save your pathetic little show here?  You all know the people only tune in hoping I'll say something about Quigley, hoping that I'll say I'm enjoying his little feud with Simon LeBon at the bottom of the card.  Hey, Chrissie, the reflex is a lonely child just waiting by the phone -- and when she gets off the phone, that child'll kick your Canadian ass! They're just hoping I'll say something like that, Dross.  But you don't let me say that on the hotline... so I don't show up.  And the "suits" don't let me say that on "IIWF Saturday Night" so I sleep during most of the matches.  And I'd like to do a Classic match... but I can't find more than a half dozen matches worth a damn, so I generally watch that BBC grain documentary. SS: That's getting pretty good, actually, Mr. Dross.  There's this one farmer who gets all the women, and he's always saying... "what do I do with all these women"... and then he gets more women... it's pretty cool. SR: It ain't "The Hunger".  But it ain't bad. [Dross rubs his temple as if anticipating an unpleasant phone call to come any minute...] TD: Let's take a look at what went down last Saturday Night from New Orleans. [Duran Duran's "The Reflex" plays over highlights of Derek Mota's DQ victory over Casey James as the results roll..] Derek Mota def. Casey James (DQ) Lord Byron def. Ike Sampson Otto Verhoeven def. Luke Steele Requiem draw Serge Annis Prophets of Rage draw Harlequins "Enigma" Takezo Musashi def. Tony Starks Cold Spell def. Zodiac Connection Nightwing def. Ronnie Paris ************************************************************************ ----------------------------- HEADLINES ------------------------------ ************************************************************************ TD: Well, we're almost at the Ritz-Carlton, folks. I thought what we'd do before we got there was comment on really what is the big story here in the IIWF, what really has developed during this Coronation Clash Crusade Tour... that being the number of stables that seem to be popping up here in the IIWF. SS: Like Genesis. TD: Well, there are quite a few stables... and their formation certainly has changed the complexion of the IIWF in recent weeks -- and you have to wonder what effect they'll all have when everyone comes together five days from tonight in the no disqualification lumberjack match between Casey James and Brody Thunder for the IIWF Heavyweight Championship.  SR: Effect?  The only effect any of these morons will have is that there will be plenty of people to carry Thunder's respective pieces back to the dressing room.  "Hey, Rogers... grab a kidney..." "Hey, Paris... why don't you take the brain?" ... "Creed, pick up Thunder's heart if you can find it... you sure as hell could use one." TD: Be that as it may, I'll just throw out the name of a stable, and you two gentlemen can give me your quickest take on where they are, and how they look as we near the close of this tour. Okay... first off -- the European Alliance. SR: The thumping coninued on Saturday, Dross.  Byron racked up another IC defense with a submission win over that punk Sampson.  Hey, how about a round of applause for Byron, winning multi-Federation honors as "The Best Technical Wrestler."  I know he had my vote. SS: You got to vote, Mr. Roberts? SR: A few times. TD: That's not a bad point, Steve Roberts.  Actually, the IIWF -- as expected -- cleaned up in a recent awards ceremony, individual honors going out to Byron, Casey James and Takezo Musashi, as well as our own President Daniel Spreadbury.  Ring Wars III was named the finest pay-per-view broacast of the year, and the IIWF, of course, was named the finest wrestling Federation in the world, by a resounding margin. SR: And you forgot the Butcher, moron -- something that everyone around here seems to be doing lately. He got an award too... and then showed why he deserved it by pounding the snot out of "Beaten Like A Baby Seal" Luke Steele.  Verhoeven and Byron will each be doing the thing again this Saturday, Dross.  And I gotta figure it will be another weekend of European rule here in Washington D.C. TD: Well, I think that Creed and Joe Petrow might have something to say about that, Steve Roberts.  But your point is well made, the European Alliance has been tremendously productive.  As has the Age of the Rage. SS: Oh, yes.  Oh, yes.  A NewGen stable.  The Prophets kept their gold on Saturday with that draw agains the 'Quins... and this Wednesday, in a special _live_ broadcast, Dirt Dog Unique Allah's gonna get it on with Billy Shakespeare.  That will be excellent, Mr. Dross.  Live wrestling on Wednesday!  Where's it gonna be from this week, Mr. Dross? TD: Well, Larry Morton has been sort of tough to get ahold of this week. I hear he's enjoying the Coronation Clash Crusade Tour, however, so I'm sure he'll think of something. SR: What's that tour called, Dross? TD: Why, that would be the Coronation Clash Crusade Tour, Steve Roberts. SS: The Coronation Clash Crusade Tour? TD: Yes, Steve... the Coronation Clash Crusade Tour. [Dross peers out the window, and then gives a rap to the partition separating our boys from the driver's compartment.] TD: Nils... what's our ETA to the Ritz? [Nils gives a big thumbs up to Dross, and then raises the glass once again.] TD: All right.  How about the so-called "Unholy Alliance" between the Deathbringer and the resurgent Serge Annis? SR: Oh, I don't know, Dross.  Suddenly the Deathbringer's telling jokes on "Countdown" and Serge is whining how none of the girls wanted to stare at his groin during high-school... TD: I don't recall that portion of the interview. SR: Whatever, I mean, it's nice to see somebody stand up to Hall & Oates, or whatever those dead guys are calling themselves -- but I'd like to see the "Unholy Alliance" kick a little bit of ass. SS: Oh, come on, Mr. Roberts, Deathbringer and Serge are fine... but this week they are going to meet Requiem and Highwayman.  Two of the biggest and scariest guys going, you can mention whatever stables you want... but it is all about the Genesis Generation! SR: Who? SS: Yeah, you keep talking Mr. Roberts. Cold Spell won again on Saturday, Requiem dominated Serge, and then Genesis faced down the Syndicate at the end of the night!  That rocked hard, Mr. Dross... Requiem and Casey James!  Nose to nose!  You could almost see the baton passing right there in the middle of the ring.  And those guys had some unflattering things to say about you, Mr. Dross -- and I have to say that I can see their point. You are sort of biased against them. TD: Well, young Summer, I put in a call to the Subway Psycho this week, and found out that his jaw is indeeed broken from the Genesis attack of a couple of weeks ago.   He'll be out of action through the summer -- and will miss the big 32-man Coronation Clash tournament to crown a number one contender to the Heavyweight Championship.  If you can watch the tape of that assault, or even the interference in last week's Nightwing/Paris match, and still tell me that they have a point... well, more power to you, young Summer. SS: Aw... I don't mean to rile you up, Mr. Dross -- and I sure don't want to talk about Ronnie Paris and Nightwing -- but it was a great match... and the Nightwing certainly is doing some incredible things in the ring that you have to attribute to the good influence that Requiem has on him. TD: Well, that's one way to look at it, Steve.  Although, I'd suggest that young Nightwing is a wrestler in terrbile conflict right now.  Not at all certain which direction to go. SR: Hey, watch out, Dross.  The crazy chickenwing has a VCR -- and he knows how to use it! TD: Yes, well... what about the stables who aren't really stables? The alliances between Creed, Mad Dog Watkins and Ike Sampson... SR: The Black Pack. TD: ...and between Paris, Luke Steele and Scott Rogers... SR: Jobber Justice Squad... oh wait, that's already taken.  I guess they can fight it out.  I'll take whichever one picks The Smooth.  I hear he's tearing 'em up back at the training camp.  You go, Smooth!  You're "Easy Like Sunday Morning," big man! TD: Well, we will see a double shot of Creed this week -- and most likely his new training partners will be with him as he takes on Otto Verhoeven on Saturday.  SR: Can you believe the kid still wants a piece of Byron?  When will he get it through his orphaned head that this is a man who he cannot -- will not -- beat? SS: Uh, Mr. Roberts... Creed beat Lord Byron a few months ago.  Pinned him. SR: Nah, didn't happen.  Creed never pins anybody. TD: And Scott Rogers gets some Saturday Night action this week when he faces "Dangeous" Danny Dynamite. SS: I don't know what's going on with Rogers, that guy really could have helped Luke Steele last week. I'm hoping to get ahold of Ronnie Paris to see what's going on with that. SR: Okay, here's an example, young Summer, of you thoroughly missing the damn point.  It doesn't matter what the hell Rogers does... because this is a Syndicate match... this is a Syndicate week.  And this is a Syndicate world -- we are all just livin' in it.  TD: Well, indeed this week is "Syndicate Saturday Night" -- and that brings us to the stable which has been the underpinning of the IIWF seemingly forever.  Soundbite, how do you see Saturday Night turning out for your favorite stable? SR: Okay... this is real tough.  I still don't much like Dynamite... I'm always half-expecting Reyna to pop out and the two of them to fall down on the canvas writhing in pain, but he'll still beat the tar out of Rogers.  I don't know what to say about Pain Inc. and the Dark Disciples -- one of them gets to stay with the finest organization in all of professional sports, and the other is relegated to the dustbin of history. TD: The dustbin of history? SR: I'm a cultured guy, moron.  Then it's only a matter of taking out the trash.  Mota... oh, Derek Mota... you have backed the wrong horse, my friend.  Tiger Claw is gonna beat you like you owe his momma money, punk.  Tiger Claw is gonna kick your Canadian... hey, Dross, what is it with these Canadians always thinking they can beat the Syndicate? TD: I'd have to suggest that Derek Mota will give Tiger Claw all he wants. SR: Yeah, and what Claw wants is to see Derek Mota stripped naked and tied to the hood of his car.   Although, you know what I hear is that the IIWF "suits" are now making some kind of inquiry about Claw's fighting syle... looking at tapes of his matches.  Why do bad things always happen to good people? TD: And finally, there is the matter of the Championship match... which we will, of course, speak more of later in the show. [The limousine pulls onto Massachusetts Avenue... and into the underground entrance to the Ritz-Carlton.  A security presence is evident as a number of sunglass-clad gentlemen in dark suits appear to be carrying on conversations with their left wrists.  However, the sidewalks are not teeming with gawkers -- nor a paparazzi cavalcade which one would expect for such a star studded gathering.  Our boys, nevertheless, hop from the limo with excitement, Summer even giving Nils an exuberant high-five... and they move into the hotel and on their way to the Grand Ballroom.] TD: Well, we are on our way now, gentlemen.  Down the hall and to the left and we will be within the halls of power.  Intermingling with the people who shape the greatest democracy known to man... the true leaders of the free world. SS: Kick ass!  I'm gonna meet Kevin Costner! SR: Well, maybe I'll be able to kick around some of my ideas about the RICOH statues with Attorney General Janet Reno... I've been saying for years that they were overlybroad. And speaking of overly-broad... I brought some of my photographs from "The Hunger." [The three men reach the Ballroom's entranceway, gving their credentials to the armed security at the door, who eye Roberts suspiciously.  Dross puts on his "I'm about to meet important people" face as the doors swing wide open... "Bitch" by Meredith Brooks blares out as we see hundreds of 17 and 18 year old young people dancing in clusters.  A background crepe paper sign reads "Con-GRADS, Chelsea and the Sidwell Friends Class of '97!"] TD: Good grief. SR: Damn morons. SS: Kick ass! [Summer races to go join the dancing... as now the graduating high school seniors appear to be doing "The Dip."   Dross slowly shakes his head as Roberts pulls out his cellular phone and unsucessfully attempts to dial Portland.] ************************************************************************ ------------------- FIRST LOOK: Wednesday War Room ------------------- ************************************************************************ ["The Freshmen" by The Verve Pipe plays as the graduating students stop dancing and begin slowly nodding their heads in time with the music. All of them are completely oblivious to the IIWF cameras and on air personnel, save for an awkward looking young woman surrounded by a phalanx of security personnel who is clearly staring with young intention at Steve Roberts.] TD: Well, we have a big card on tap tomorrow... so we'll put our personal disappointment aside here. SR: I ain't putting nothing aside, Dross.  Owens left us to die in that Mexican jail and now this. TD: Well, I was equally bothered, I must say, by the evenings at Bondage A Go Go and the New Orleans Voodoo Temple.  Be that as it may... here is your_First Look_ at all the Wednesday action. ----------------------------------------- Majestic Maurice McArthur vs. Scott Bloom ----------------------------------------- TD: I can't say that I'm not a little bit bothered by all of this.  SR: Aw, come on, Dross.  Petrow's done a good deed, here, saving Maurice from a lifetime with Paris and Rogers.  No... I'm thinking of the wrong group again. TD: Well, I'm all for a man's improving himself... but Crazy Joe Petrow has done nothing but bring poor Maurice heartache.  I still can't get that scene from Brithday Bash out of my mind... poor Maurice bound and gagged... SR: Get over it, Dross.  3M's a new man... and "The Whine's" about to find out all about it. ----------------------------- Serge Annis vs. Jumpin' Jack Highwayman vs. El Super Gecko ----------------------------- TD: Well, two of the men who will meet in one of those big tag matches from Saturday will appear in action on Wednesday -- entirely possible that sparks between Genesis and the Unholy Alliance will fly as soon as tomorrow night. ------------------------------------ Chris Quigley vs. "Nifty" Ned Norton Creed vs. Barnacle Brother Bluto Brody Thunder vs. Casey C. ------------------------------------ TD: Folks in Washington are really gonna get a treat tomorrow night, folks, when three main event caliber wrestlers will be in action.  Chris Quigley and Creed will each tune up for their big Saturday matches -- and Brody Thunder meets the other Casey in the IIWF... Casey C... in a tune-up encounter. SR: Well, forget about Creed and Thunder. They are on their way to a big league thumping on Saturday.  Now, you know I don't like to bother little Chrissie while she's sleeping at the bottom of the card... but that tag match on Saturday... what the hell's going on with that, Dross? TD: It certainly is an intriguing matchup.  Chris Quigley and Simon Lebec are going to actually team up in a battle against two men who aren't exactly "close" themselves, Marty Warnett and Billy Shakespeare. Frankly, I don't believe there's an outcome to this match that would surprise me. SR: Maybe Quigley and Lebec will become tag team champions.  What a great idea!  Morons. ---------------------------------------- Violence Unlimited vs. Zodiac Connection Dark Disciples vs. Hollywood Bloods ---------------------------------------- TD: And we have tag action, of course, coming up on Wednesday Night. You know, with the big Coronation Clash Tournament to crown a number one contender set to kick off in now less than two weeks, the tags certainly have taken a bit of a back seat... and that's unfortunate because we have some of the best in the world coming your way tomorrow night. SR: Yeah, whatever.  The Disciples are great -- unless they lose on Saturday... then they suck.  That Violence Unlimited looks pretty good, I guess.  The Zodiac Connection I've never understood... and I thought the Hollywood Blonds had broken up. TD: That's Bloods, Steve Roberts.  They used to be the W & W Express... they've changed their name. SR: Oh.  Well, that'll do it, then.  Bring them in for the championship belt fittings. ------------------------------------------- Dirt Dog Unique Allah vs. Billy Shakespeare ------------------------------------------- TD: And what a special challenge match it will be... a live Cruiserweight Championship match on Wednesday War Room when Dirt Dog Unique Allah takes on Billy Shakespeare.  I know we are all looking forward to that one! SR: I'm looking forward to that hot little number checking me out over there, Dross. [Roberts nods in the direction of the awkward girl with the security agents, who seems completely enrapt by the appearance of Soundbite.] TD: Steve Roberts... first of all, she is 17 years old. Secondly... she's the daughter of the President of the United States.  I don't think I have to tell you the ramifications of all that. SR: Oh, easy, Dross.  If anyone would understand a man's need to have a few underage girls in his... life... it would sure be Bill Clinton.  Come on, Dross, don't tell me that you haven't looked at a picture of Melissa Joan Hart with more than a passing curiosity in the last couple of weeks. TD: We're getting into a weird area, here, Steve Roberts. [Steve Summer runs into the shot, his bow tie is loosened, his tuxedo jacket off, and he is drinking from a plastic cup.] SS: Hey, guys... this is the best!  I met some guys who really like Genesis, right... and I gave them a couple of comps to Saturday's show. They say it's Requiem and Highwayman... 4 Death!  TD: Good grief. ************************************************************************ ------------------ FIRST LOOK: IIWF Saturday Night ------------------- ************************************************************************ TD: Well, coming live from the Cap. Center over in Landover on Saturday Night will be the finest two hours of wrestling anywhere on the planet... and here is your _First Look_ at all of that great action upcoming! 1. IIWF WORLD HEAVYWEIGHT CHAMPIONSHIP LUMBERJACK MATCH: Casey "Blackheart" James [c] vs. "Lone Wolf" Brody Thunder 2. IIWF INTERCONTINENTAL CHAMPIONSHIP MATCH: Lord Byron [c] vs. Joe Petrow 3. Tiger Claw vs. Derek Mota 4. Creed vs. Otto "the Butcher" Verhoeven 5. "Quickstrike" Chris Quigley & "Showstopper" Simon Lebec vs. "Spotlight" Billy Shakespeare & Marty Warnett 6. LOSER LEAVES SYNDICATE MATCH: Dark Disciples vs. Pain Inc. 7. Deathbringer & Serge Annis vs. Requiem & Highwayman 8. Duncan Macbeth vs. Mr. Damage 9. "Dangerous" Danny Dynamite vs. Scott Rogers TD: Well, men, we have spoken about all of these matches, I believe, in one form or another tonight.  One to watch out for might be that Macbeth/Damage matchup early on in the night. Mr. Damage certainly earned himself a couple of very unfortunate enemies in Tony Starks and the Enigma last week -- and the Scotsman seems to be intentionally courting the ire of Lord Byron.  SR: Who cares?  This is Syndicate Saturday Night... and the King of them all, baby dolls, is Casey James... and he is gonna teach that ingrate Thunder a lesson in respect. TD: Well, that certainly is the big match of the week... and one of the biggest matches of the year, Steve Roberts.  Casey James and Brody Thunder are going to have their feud finally come to a head Saturday Night, in a ring surrounded by IIWF superstars.  We will see some thirty men, I have been told, surrounding the ring in this No Disqualification IIWF Heavyweight Championship matchup.  It may turn out to be one of the wilder scenes in IIWF history. SR: And it may turn out to be Brody Thunder's final IIWF match.  The guy is gonna get stomped.  Stomped by James... Claw... Dynamite... Pain Inc. or the Disciples... and any damn body else who feels like getting a shot at that overrated cowboy.  Maybe J.W. Hardin his own self will come to the Cap. Center and take a poke.  He's gonna get busted, Dross.  Busted open good and bad. TD: Well, that main event tops the card at Syndicate Saturday Night... a night which includes Lord Byron meeting Joe Petrow... Creed finally getting it on with Otto Verhoeven... and two crazy tag matches which should certainly bring down the house... all coming your way this Saturday Night. ************************************************************************ ----------------------- IIWF SINGLES RANKINGS ------------------------ ************************************************************************ as at 14/6/97 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name F/H Fought W L D Win% Ranking (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Casey James H 42 23 17 2 57% (WC) WC Lord Byron H 26 21 5 0 81% (IC) IC Dirt Dog Unique Allah N 21 12 7 2 62% (CW) CW ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Creed N 17 12 4 1 74% (1) 1 Deathbringer H 35 24 8 3 73% (2) 2 "Enigma" Takezo Musashi F 33 23 10 0 70% (6) 3 Otto Verhoeven H 36 24 10 2 69% (5) 4 Highwayman F 13 9 4 0 69% (7) 5 Requiem F 11 6 2 3 68% (4) 6 Mad Dog Watkins H 18 11 5 2 67% (8) 7 Nightwing F 15 10 5 0 67% (13) 8 Billy Shakespeare F 41 26 13 2 66% (10) 9 Chris Quigley F 31 19 9 3 66% (9) 10 Brody Thunder H 24 15 8 1 65% (11) 11 "Sychosys" Joe Petrow N 18 10 5 3 64% (12) 12 Ike Sampson F 8 5 3 0 63% (3) 13= Duncan Macbeth N 8 5 3 0 63% (14) 13= Marty Warnett F 42 25 16 1 61% (15) 15 Mr. Damage H 34 20 14 0 59% (16) 16 Ronnie Paris F 20 11 9 0 55% (17) 17 Derek Mota H 13 6 5 2 54% (21) 18 "Real Deal" Luke Steele F 15 8 7 0 53% (18) 19 Tiger Claw H 51 25 24 2 51% (19) 20 Serge Annis N 16 7 7 2 50% (20) 21 Tony Starks F 9 4 5 0 44% (22) 22 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Simon Lebec H 2 2 0 0 100% (23) 23 Scott Rogers F 3 2 1 0 67% (24) 24 Danny Dynamite H 3 2 1 0 67% (25) 25 ------------------------- suspended / injured -------------------------- Steve "Fury" Kowalski H 21 15 6 0 71% (-) - Subway Psycho F 37 24 10 3 69% (-) - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************ ----------------------- IIWF TAG TEAM RANKINGS ----------------------- ************************************************************************ as at 14/6/97 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Name of team F/H Fought W L D Win% Ranking (old) new ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Prophets of Rage H 14 11 2 1 82% (WT) WT ------------------------------------------------------------------------ The Last Resort F 6 5 1 0 83% (1) 1 Cold Spell F 13 9 4 0 69% (2) 2 The Harlequins N 14 8 5 1 61% (3) 3 Pain Inc. H 26 15 10 1 60% (4) 4 Dark Disciples H 19 10 8 1 55% (6) 5 Hollywood Bloods H 13 7 6 0 54% (7) 6 The Zodiac Connection F 28 13 15 0 47% (8) 7 ------------------------------------------------------------------------ Violence Unlimited N 4 3 1 0 75% (9) 8 ------------------------------- on leave ------------------------------- High Plains Drifters H 36 20 15 1 57% (5) - ------------------------------------------------------------------------ ************************************************************************ ------------- COMING FRIDAY: Countdown to Saturday Night ------------- ************************************************************************ TD: Well, folks, that will do it for this edition of "Inside the IIWF". Please tune in on Friday for Larry Morton and Jackson Witt when they "Countdown to Saturday Night"... and then again Saturday from the Cap. Center for the finest two hours of weekly wrestling anywhere in the world, IIWF Saturday Night. [Roberts motions to Summer, whispering in the slightly inebriated young man's ear... Summer nods... and then rips off his shirt and bounds to the stage... yelling "Is this a Whitewater in my pants... or am I just happy to see all of you?"] TD: Good grief. [Security then pounces atop Summer, leaving the young Ms. Clinton to slide her way over to Steve Roberts.] SR: Hey Chelsea... want to see my moonsault? TD: Good grief. So, for Steves Summer... who is on his way to prison... and Roberts... who is on his way to... prison... I'm Tim Dross saying, I'm not getting paid nearly enough for this. 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